The Young and the Restless Watchers Anonymous Staff
Dr. R. U. Cured (Doctor)
Founder and Editor
The YRWA Quiz and Therapy, The YRWA Brash and Sassy
Hello my name is Dr. R. U. Cured. I founded The YRWA on July 3. 2000. I realized that there are thousands of people who suffer from the Young and the Restless obsessive-compulsive disorder (YROCD) and there was no one to help them. So that is why I started this wonderful organization. I love it very much but I must work on getting another organization started. Since I will be very busy, I have left The YRWA in good hands. Don't worry, I'll still be checking in everyday to make sure everything is running smoothly. I will be editing all the pages and doing the Brash & Sassy page. I LOVE Victoria Newman. She is my favorite character. But contrary to popular belief, I am NOT Victoria's stalker. Anyway here are the people I have left in charge:
"Are you cured?"
Baby Know-it-all (Baby)
Public Relations Manager, Special Features Editor
Baby Know-it-all's Y&R Advice Column, My Secret File. By Paul Williams and most Special Features
Baby Know-it-all is very special to me. She does most of the work at The YRWA. I trust her completely until her attitude gets out of hand. She is only one foot but has an attitude that is 10 times her size! One day, I criticized her work and she practically bit my head off! If you want an advice column with an attitude Baby Know-it-all's is the best! She is great at getting the scoop on people but can make people very upset with her attitude and anger control problem. Think of a child throwing a tantrum. Baby can throw a tantrum the size of Canada! She thinks she knows everything but who is the doctor here? ME. I was going to let her do the Brash & Sassy page but with her attitude she can be so cruel to my precious Victoria. Oh well, I still love as if she were my own baby but just don't give her attitude or you'll never hear the end of it.
"It's not an attitude, It's just an opinion."
Fashion Queen (Queenie)
Photo and Fashion Editor, Teen-Line Specialist
The YRWA GLOW by Jabot, Fashion Queen's "Look at Y&R: What WERE They Thinking?"
Fashion Queen is very fashion sensible and excellent at her job. But this is no ordinary girl, she has a passion for fashion and an attitude to go with it. Last week, I was wearing socks under sandals and Queenie had a huge hissy fit! Her hissy fits are worse then Baby's and that's saying a lot. She had this crazy look in her eyes and refused to go into a restaurant with me until I took my socks off. Geez! One day, I'm scared she's going to steal my precious stethescope because, apparently, I "over-accessorize". She always says I'm not a real doctor and just a shrink. Oh, I hate the word shrink! When her 50 year contract is up, she's gone! If she wasn't so scary, I'd take out GLOW by Jabot and put in a 10 page collage of Victoria. Unlike my true love for Victoria, she has this stupid crush on Billy Abbott. But as long as she does her job, I couldn't care less about her.
"Q-tip: Y&R stars, follow my fashion lead and you CAN'T go wrong."
Madame Genoa (Madame)
Future Forecaster
Crystal Ball Predictions, Madame Genoa's Horoscopes
Madame Genoa is a very nice woman but very evil too. So don't ever say that you don't believe in magic. Once I told her that her work was all hocus pocus and she told me not to blame her if the stars spit fire on my head! That got me a little scared but I patched everything up with her. Besides, she's usually right with her forecasts - or she atleast tries to MAKE them happen herself! Once, she told me not to leave the office because a terrible accident would occur on my way home. I told her I didn't believe her so as I was walking home, she ran me over with her car! I was in intensive care for three months!!! And when she came to visit me, she forced me to apologize for not trusting the stars. She said that if I didn't, then I wouldn't be able to see my dog Sparky ever again.
"Follow the stars but be weary of cheap crystal balls."