A perfect idea to punish your child

When it comes to child punishment, there are many schools of thought. I have
found that humiliating punishments hit the right spot in the child mind and are
very effective at fighting bad behaviour. This particular punishment relies on
enema retention.

Mix 4 or 5 tablespoons of baking soda into about 1 quart of warm water (about
105 degrees), then slowly administer it to your child, massaging his abdomen
and remembering him what he has done wrong. Don't be harsh, in this phase you
want to be gentle and make your child relax. Warm baking soda enema isn't
painful or too discomforting in the first minutes.

Then make your child stand and tell him to keep his hands over his head, while
retaining the enema. Tell him that the procedure cannot be interrupted and if
he leaks water from his anus he will be spanked and the procedure repeated.
Keep him in this position for at least 10/15 minutes.

Meanwhile, get another enema bulb ready, filled with 1 glass of cold white
vinegar. You will need an enema syringe or an enema bulb for this to work. The
classic enema bag isn't fast enough for this purpose. You may want to prepare
the bulb before the whole procedure and keep it in the refrigerator for about
an hour. 40 degrees is an optimal temperature.

When your child is ready, tell him he will get another enema and that if he is
able to keep it inside for another 10 minutes his punishment will be over. Have
him get on all fours with the chest to the floor and his butt raised in the
air. Insert the tip of the bulb in his butt and make him ask for forgiveness.
He must use a rather long sentence, just "I'm sorry" won't do. In the middle of
the sentence, quickly squeeze the bulb and empty it in his rectum. You must be
really quick.

He will feel immediate cramping and he may not be able to retain the water. If
he isn't, spank him, telling him he isn't even able to control his bowels and
repeat the procedure the following day until he is able to. He must retain it
for another 10 minutes, then you will allow him to sit on the toilet to empty
himself.

This procedure will definitely teach your child how to behave, don't use it too
often though, for it is quite irritating to the colon. He will be constantly
farting for the following 2 or 3 days.