YOU KNOW YOU HAVE ADD OR ADHD WHEN ... The Following Was Listed By Members Of A Forum I Used To Run ... Please Email Yours

You know you have ADD when......... what am i doing here?

You know you have ADD when...you are completely incapable of waiting while your dial-up internet connection connects. The minute you type in your password, you have to immediately start a game of minesweeper or something or you will probably die of boredom!

You know you have ADD when...you get called in to the head teachers ofice at school and get acoused of being drunk and or high and all cause you forgot to take your meds........what meds..........am I on meds??

You know you have ADD when...the daily commute by train takes and hour and bores you so you bring a book to read. You look up from the book to realise you are two stations past the stop for your office. You get off, cross the platform and get on the train going back. When you look up from your book again, realise you're now 3 stations past your stop again. Get off, cross the platform and get on the train in the original direction again. This time you stand right in front of the door, on one leg, with your nose pressed to the door so you CAN'T miss it this time. You get off at the right station this time but arrive at work 15 minutes late. And no hope of explaining this one, since the trains run on time to the minute 99% of the time, here.

You know you have ADD when...you browse through Ebay in amazement at all the things people collect and the unusual complete collections you can buy there. Then you realise you have two unique, large collections of your own. A huge collection of unfinished projects (from your childhood model kits up to the carburetor you're still in the middle of rebuilding) as well as a world-class collection of never-used, unsent holiday cards for all occasions, some dating back decades!

You know you have ADD when...when you are making jam and you have to start over more than 10 times measuring the sugar cause ya keep forgetitng how many cups ya already put in the bowl

You know you have ADD when...you'd rather buy all new sock for your kids than spend one minute sorting through baskets full of just washed ones.

You know you have ADD when...It has taken you 15 minutes to think of something to submit because you keep zoning out

You should be, well I should be updating this website but instead I find myself singing along to 'I'm Just A Patsy' by The Manic Street Preachers

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