The Handshake

                 

By William M. Balsamo

 

I had been sitting in the coffee shop for over an hour. It was one of my weekly rituals which I had cherished ever since I moved into this small town. There were several coffee shops in the area but I chose this one because it was the least crowded, most secluded and the owner made the best coffee I had tasted in years.

 

I didn’t go there every day, only on weekends. I found a small table in the corner near the window and used the spent time working out the daily crossword from the morning paper. This task was followed by actually reading the editorials, then a few chapters of a novel and concluded with the hand-writing of a letter or two. My stay was much longer than it should have been but the owner never asked me to leave, as long as I continued to order refills and eventually a light sandwich or plate of noodles.

 

The owner was really a middle-aged couple who had run the business for decades and had gradually built up a faithful clientele of regular customers who guaranteed a rather fixed income. They were a personable pair who took a caring interest in their customer giving a personal touch to their service which resulted in a sense of customer loyalty rarely seen these days in larger towns.

 

Although I was absorbed in my own business I could not ignore the regular customers who came to the place. I could tell the time by their arrival. That’s how predictable they were. I arrived by eight in the morning and I was usually among the first. I would stake my claim to a table, (which soon became my table) and I watch the others from the corner of my eye.

 

The coffee shop was called “Crawling Ivy” because of the carpet of ivy which climbed outside up and along the walls. The shop was not attached to other buildings and stood alone near the road surrounded by flower pots and fields and a small parking lot in the back.

 

Within an hour of opening customers arrived and placed orders for coffee and ‘the usual.’ This expression was used by the regular customers who had established a rapport with the owner. She always knew what ‘the usual” was and their loyalty and her service was what kept the shop in business.

 

I tried to bury myself in my work and for the most part I was successful having the ability through habit to block out what didn’t interest or concern me.

 

Around ten in the morning there was always a regular visitor, a woman with two children. The woman was in her mid-thirties and the kids were still tots. They were two boys; an older kid around three years old and his brother was about a year younger. What I remembered most about these kids was their bad behavior. The moved into the coffee shop as though they owned it. They sprawled over the chairs and climbed the tables. For some reason the owner never threw them out but tolerated them beyond what was acceptable.

 

The mother of these two brats seems as though she carried a bag of troubles on her back. She always had a messy look about her and nothing about her was neat. Her hair was uncombed and her fingernails were bitten down to the skin. She came into the shop in the same way that a tornado descends upon a city. One could only begin to imagine what her home might have looked like and why she found it necessary on a Saturday morning to take her children to a coffee shop rather than a  city park.

 

The owners of the shop were at a loss as to how to treat her. Her arrival came as an annoyance to the regular customers who tolerated her presence while suppressing a feeling of discomfort.

 

It was not long that she began to focus her attention upon me an mumbled hushed words to her children while nodding her head in my direction. I knew I was the center of her comments and really began to dislike her intensely.

 

It was a rainy Saturday towards the end of March when I can to the coffee shop as was my usual habit. The weather was especially raw and the rain was turning to snow. I sat at a table close to the window and was enjoying the melancholic intimacy of the weather as it make the hour seem later that it was and created an awesome silence uninterrupted by the soon to follow parade of customers.

 

I was certain that the woman with the monstrous children would not be out on such a foul day. But I was wrong and my unwarranted hopes were dashed to the ground when she entered around mid-morning. I knew that with this weather the children would be especially ill-behaved and there was nothing I could do except to accept the guaranteed hopelessness of the situation and leave.

 

My expectation proved to be true and I was at the limit of my patience. In defeat I packed my briefcase; stuffed it with the pencils and notepads that were the tools of my work and got up to leave.

 

It was at this point that she approached me with her children and asked me for a most peculiar favor.

 

“Excuse me, sir,” she begged. “Would it be alright I my children shook your hand?”

 

“What?” I exclaimed in surprise, “Whatever for?”

 

“Well, every week we notice that you are sitting there all by yourself and you must be very lonely. My children think you are a very mean man because you never smile. I just don’t want them to be afraid of strangers.”

 

I felt her comments to be strange. If I appeared to be a mean man, then you should tell your children to avoid me.

 

One of her children, the elder of the two, approached me and put out his hand for a handshake. I could tell that it was not a spontaneous gesture and more than likely he was put up to do it by his mother. He kept his eyes down and appeared to be nervous as though the mere touch of my hand would contaminate his own.

 

After the awkward handshake the second boy approached. His nervousness was compounded by fear and his hand felt cold and sweaty and clammy. After I had shaken both their hands they retreated to another part of the coffee shop having done something against their will.

 

I wondered what sort of a mother would force her children to shake the hands of a foreigner and whether a future request would be to sign my autograph in their school notebooks.

 

She looked absolutely pleased after I had complied with her wise and said," Thank you so much for shaking my children's hands. You're really not as mean as you look."

 

I was confused by her offhanded compliment and wondered what possible path towards sanity her mind was taking a deviation.

They stayed at the coffee shop for another hour and then left. I watched them go and wondered if they went home to anything. Most mothers take their children to parks and playgrounds but this one....

 

I could not continue my thoughts. It exhausted me to attempt to figure out anything beyond what I could see, touch and feel.

 

I stayed a while longer and paid my bill. It was my last trip to "Crawling Ivy." I decided never to go back.