Chapter 5
Disclaimer - i don't own YGO but i own this fic ^__^ I don’t own blockbuster ^.^ and I don’t own pizza hut either ^.^ ohhh, and all of the movies they pick… I don’t own em!!!!
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:Yugi is on the phone with the Pizza Place:
Yugi - No... i said 3 large pizza's with extra cheese and extra mushroom... :sighs:
Pizza guy - Alright.. so it's 4 medium pizza's with bacon and ham.. and what would you like to drink?
Yugi - No, i said... :suddenly Malik grabs the phone from yugi:
Yugi - Hey...
Malik - :smirks:
Pizza guy – dude… is anyone there??
Malik – Ya I’m here.. now listen you bastard… and get it right.. I want 3 large pizza's with extra cheese and extra mushroom...
Pizza Guy – DUDEEEEEEE! You don’t have to be mean
Malik – Mean? You wanna see me mean.. I’ll kill you…
Pizza Guy - :hangs up:
Jou - :smacks head:
Malik – What??
Ryou – :sighs: hand me the phone
:Malik tosses the phone to him:
Ryou - :calls pizza hut:
Pizza Hut Guy – Hai?
Ryou :orders pizza: Arigato! :hangs up:
Shizuka – We all learned a lesson
Seto – and whats that?
Yami – Never let Malik talk on the phone..
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Meanwhile, Yami Bakura and Yami Malik were at Blockbuster
Yami Bakura – What movies do you think they would like?
Yami Malik - :shrugs:
Yami Bakura – okay, you really gotta learn to say more..
Yami Malik - :smirks: Fine.. how about this :picks up 13 Ghosts:
Yami Bakura – they said nothing scary… meh :grabs Jeepers Creepers:
Yami Malik – Ohhh, and this one too :picks up the Exorcist:
Yami Bakura – Okay, were ready to go..
:They pay for the movies. They walk outside and get into the car and head down the street:
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Yugi - :is looking out the front window: Where the heck are they?
Miho – Who?
Yugi – Yami Malik and Bakura
:just then there was a knock at the door:
Grandpa - :opens the door to see a police officer holding a ticket for 300.00 dollars: Ca-Can I help you? :sweatdrop:
Police – Yes… these two young men were driving over the speed limit, and the one driving does not have his license.
Yami Bakura – It’s not my fault Ryou is underaged..
Police – Whaa?? And furthermore.. he’s drunk…
Yami – No, he’s not. That’s just the way he always acts.
Police- I asked him to recite the alphabet backwords and he didn’t know how…
Ryou – Because he’s Egyptian.. he’s doesn’t no the English Alphabet
Police – Nice try… Anyway, they have been charged with drunk driving and under aged driving... they told me you would pay for the bill.
Grandpa - :mouth hanging wide open:
Police – Sir? Sir? If you don’t pay the bill these two young men have to spend the night in jail.
Ryou and Malik - :smack their heads:
Grandpa – Yugi…
Yugi – Hai?
Grandpa – Get me my wallet…
Yugi – h-Hai?
Grandpa - :pays the Police officer:
Police Man – Sorry to cause you so much trouble. Good night
Grandpa - :closes door:
Yami Malik and Yami Bakura - :sweatdrop: :run downstairs as quick as possible and everyone fallows behind:
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Yami – BAKAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell were we thinking letting you two go out there????
Y. Malik and Bakura - :shrugs:
Mai – Let’s just try to forget about it… okay?
Ryou – I hate my Yami…
Malik – heh, It was kinda funny..
Mai – JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.. ahemmm, so what movies did you guys get?
Isis -:opens bag: Ryou.. I agree with you.. I hate your Yami too..
Ryouji – Why??
Isis – Look at the movies they got…
Ryouji- 13 Ghosts, Jeepers Creepers, and the Exorcist…. What’s wrong with that?
Isis - :anime fall: They’re SCARY MORON!!
Ryouji - :flicks hair: not really..
Isis – whatever…
DING DONG
Grandpa - :opens the door:
Pizza guy – Alright.. that’ll be 48.73 plus tip..
Grandpa – grrrr….. :pays him: YUGI!!! Pizzas’ here.
Yugi – YAY!! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone - :sweatdrop:
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Okay, crappy way to end the chapter.. I’ll write more really soon ^___^