Chapter 9

Okay.. now this is getting interesting.. lol ohhh… a warning.. lot’s of swearing ( after all.. the first part focus’ on yami bakura and Malik (teehee)

Disclaimer - I don't own Yugioh or any of the characters.. ^___^

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Anzu – hahahaha… this is going to be fun.. now lets see… What is Malik and Yami Bakura afraid of? Rainbows? Flowers? Me? Meh.. now the torture will begin! :flys into the dreams on Yami Bakura and Malik:

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(( this could get ugly…. Lol))

:Yami Bakura and Malik are laying down in a field sleeping: (( AND NO… DON’T think of it as Yaoi… it’s not supposed to be… okies? )) Suddenly… Yami Bakura wakes up. He wipes the drool of his arm (ewwwie)

Yami Bakura – FOR THE LOVE OF RA NO!!!!!!!!!!!! :continues to say this repeatedly. Malik wakes up:

Malik - :rubbing his eyes: What the hell are you screamin--- OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!

:Both boys were laying in a field of pretty pink and purple flowers:

Yami Bakura – MY EYES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Malik - Averts his gaze from the field of flowers and looks up at the sky to see a rainbow: SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!!!! GOD! FOR THE LOVE OF RA GET ME OUTTA THIS F****** PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anzu - :laughs evily: I’m glad you are tortured!

Yami Bakura and Malik - :look up at Anzu:

Yami Bakura – You Stupid Bitch! Get your ass down here! I’ll KILL YOU!

Anzu -But I’m already dead… remember?

Yami Bakura – um.. no.. ya… DAMNIT! We can’t even torture her! This sucks major ass!

Anzu – Maybe for you… but the things I can do to you are endless…

Yami Bakura and Malik.. for a first time in their life… were scared… (at Anzu’s face! .. lol)

Anzu – You’re at the mercy of me… how does it feel? Now… what should I do first? Hmmmm.. I know… how’s about I take the millenium ROD from Malik! :takes it:

Malik – NO!!!!!!!! MY ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura- Dude… that sounded wrong…

Malik - :blushes:

Anzu – MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Yami Bakura and Malik - :run away while Anzu sits there laughing like a moron. They head for this big forest:

Malik – :out of breath: do… you… think… we… lost… her??

Yami Bakura – For the love of Ra I hope so…

Malik – Where… are we?

Yami Bakura- ummm… dunno… lets look around…

So they are walking through the forest for a bit when they come to this little village filled with small homes:

Malik - :sweatdrop: ummm… Who the hell could fit in these small houses?

Yami Bakura – Yugi….

Malik - :laughs:

Suddenly.. they hear a little giggleing coming from the bushes:

Yami Bakura – What the hell was that?

Malik – It sounded evil…

Yami Bakura – :smirks: well.. only one way to find out… :Shouts: WHOEVER THE HELL IS LAUGHING.. COME OUT OR I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRICKIN SHADOW REALM WHERE YOU WILL NEVER RETURN TO THIS GOD DAMN WORLD!

Malik – Well put…

Yami Bakura – Thanks… :grins Evily:

Suddenly.. the little Munchkin’s from the wizard of Oz came out of the bushes and began to sing. ((there’s just something about that movie.. I like to use it… and I don’t even like that movie… hehe))

Yami Bakura and Malik stood back to back facing the little Munchkin’s:

Malik – Wha—what the hell are these little things?

Yami Bakura – ummm people?? I don’t know god damnit.

The little Munchkin’s continue sing happy high happy songs that would make you puke.

Malik – On the count of 3 we run back the field..

Yami Bakura – But Anzu’s there..

Malik – I’ll take that bitch over this anyday…:runs away:

Yami Bakura – WELL THANKS FOR LEAVING ME! :glares evilly at Malik.

Just then.. a little girl Munchkin hands Yami bakura a flower

Yami Bakura – SCREW THIS!!!

:Runs away and all the Munchkin’s begin to chase him:

Yami Bakura – Get away from me you little FREAKS!!!

Yami Bakura falows Malik and they arrive back into the field where Anzu is waiting.

Anzu – Did you enjoy your stay at the Munchkin Village?

Yami Bakura - :out of breath: you…. Bitch….

Anzu – So I’m a bitch eh??? :Snaps her fingers and the dream begins all over again:

Yami Bakura and Malik are laying in a field.. but this time…

Munchkin - Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.! :sings this repeatly:

Yami Bakura and Malik wake up to see a swarm on Munchkin’s sitting around them singing songs. Yami Bakura and Malik look at each other…and scream… Sunndenly… they both wake up

Yami Bakura _ OHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOO!

Malik - I HATTTTTTTTTTE Munchkin’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yugi and everyone else wake up to this loud noise

Mai – What?? Munchkin’s?? What the hell are you talking about?

Malik – It was horrible.. we were in this…. ;shudders: happy place with flowers..

Yami Bakura – It was the scariest thing I have ever seen… those Munchkin’s… :hides face in pillow:

Yami - :sweatdrop: You have one sad Yami Ryou

And to everyone’s surprize… Yami Bakura didn’t attack Yami.. but sat there in total… umm.. shock? ((let’s just say he was petrified… lol))

Ryou - :Turns out the light: I’m tired… lets go back to bed..

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To Be Continued…

Amy – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Munchkin’s!!!!

Yami Malik - :Sweatdrop:… Freak…

Amy – meh…. Anyway… see ya next chapter! ^_~