Yami&Co. Today, I introduce, Miss Yuritka Utena Yohko Techmararu! Me! So, I’ll start the disclaimer! I don’t own Yugioh., but this is a fanfiction of it. Although, it’s very short. I hate no Religion. We open to see Yami,Y. Bakura, and Yuritka on a talk show stage, sitting at a table.
Yami: Hello and welcome to... (audience finishes)
Yakn’ with Yami!!
Yami:On today’s show, We introduce to you, Yuritka! So what’s it like in show biz? (Y., Y.B. Scared by his charmingness.)
Y Bakura: It must have taken Years of hard work
. All: (Duck down below table & laugh)
Yuritka: (Smiling, standing) But Seriously, I have made my life keeping habits to myself, continuing to keep information about things to myself. (Basically, she was in intelligence.)
Yami: (Still under table) What did she say?
Y. Bakura: (In his own world under the table, To himself) She knows things! Heheheheheh!
Yuritka: In other words, everyone has been nice to me, except that (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) Anzu! (AT home)
: Anzu walks out door.
Bakura: Anzu, Wait! (At Studio)
: Anzu stomps in, crushing Yami & Y. Bakura.
Anzu: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!>?!
Yuritka: A (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP).
Bakura:(Walks in) Anzu & Yuritka: (Start to Fight)
Bakura: What should we do? Y Bakura & Yami: Enjoy the show!
Yami: Does anybody have popcorn. (Background)
Tea: You’re a bitch!
Yuritka: I’m not the one who licks my own a$$!
Anzu: That’s Personal!
The end: Yuritka kills Anzu, by freezing her with her powers, Bakura got his first and last chance to see boobies, and peace was restored through out the galaxy!