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The welcome mat to the site
That egyptian dude with a buncha problems
Random rantings of the problemsed egyptians
Copyright Namu, he got green pants!
The tall dragon migit with short man syndrome!
Stories and comics, what more do you want?
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Favorite color:Umm... blue, brown and purple... CAN'T DECIDE!
Namu:Almighty Ra... Here we go again... you can only have ONE favorite color!
Adam:No, I can have 3 it's in the rulebook!
Namu:What rulebook?
Adam:*scribble scribble* THIS rulebook!
Namu:... works better then Tim's idea!
Favorite kind of cheeze:sharp white chedder
Favorite rat:......
Adam:What?! Why would you ask that?!
Namu:just ask the stinkin' question!
Adam:Cheezer I suppose!
Least favorite kind of toilet paper?!?:
Adam:aren't they all the same?
Namu:Don't ask me! I didn't think up the question!
Adam:Who did?
*Trickster walks in*
Adam:Oh, I see.
Namu:Alright... SOMONE get him outta here.
Trickster:No! I'm running the show now! Fwa ha ha! I have discovered the power of the internet! Now I RULE THE SITE! BEHOLD MY ASTERIC BASED POWER!!! *takes control of the site*
Namu:What!? Only I can weild the power of the asterics! *tries to take back site, but it fails* WHAT?!
Trickster:HA HA HA! I HAVE ALL THE POWER! CAUSE I DO!!! Wait... *has all the power* there! Now I make Namu a fish! FISHY NAMU! *Namu randomly turns into a fish*
Namu:*turns himself back* Grr... you--! *kills Trickster*
Trickster:*brings self back to life*
Namu:Hey, that's not fair!! I know!  I will use the power of E-MAIL!*grabbs an empty E-mail envelope and stuffs Trickster into it. Seals it with two large pieces of tape and mails it*
Adam:Where was that going to?
Namu:Don't know, don't care...
*Meanwhile, in the Pentagon*
Some Pentagon guy:Hey, the Pentagon's got mail! *opens the mail and Trickster comes out*
Some other Pentagon guy:You moron! It's a virus!
First guy:So? What does it matter?
Second guy:This is the PENTAGON!
First guy:What's the Pentagon do anyways?
Second guy:How should I know? If Namu, who wrote this, doesn't know, how should I?
Trickster:Namu doesn't know? The Pentagon's function is--
The End!