another "Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear On The X-Files" list
by Yanichka


 10. "How did you figure that out with such little evidence?"

 9. "No, this is too weird. I'm going home."

 8. "Hey, remember what happened last week?"

 7. "So there WAS a simple explanation all along!"

 6. "... and I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky FBI agents!"

 5. "Huh! Apparently that paranoid guy we just met was wrong."

 4. "I can't get this song out of my head!" (hums XF theme)

 3. "Scully, don't you own any other outfits?"

 2. "I just love the TV show Millennium, don't you?"

 And the number one thing you will never hear on The X-Files...



 1. "Ah, what a satisfying conclusion."