Not a very engaging interview but it does refer to Spaceballs a few times.
Comedian Under Glass
Starlog August 1989 #145
By: Jami Bernard
Even funny guys have bad days. Rick Moranis has two new movies:
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, in which he plays a goofy scientist whose
miniaturization machine inadvertently does what many parents would like to do to
their own kids with a frying pan, and Ghostbusters II, in which Moranis reprises
the role of Louis the accountant, who has since gone to night school and became
a lawyer and organizer for the team that wants to de-slime the Big Apple.
The SCTV alumnus almost single-handedly salvaged Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs as the
overchapeau’ed Dark Helmet, he had a green but bloody thumb in Little Shop Of
Horrors, and he had a TV pilot in development and a new infant in the house.
Still, even funny guys have bad days.
This is one of them.
“Oh #$%!” is the first think he says in a telephone interview that gets
worse before it gets better. The expostulation is caused by a spilled can
of soda on his end of the line; the spirit of the interview remains dampened
long after the soda has dried. Heaven help the interviewer who asks
Moranis to describe his character in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, the SF comedy
from Disney now in release.
“Now there’s an original question,” he replies—and, because he later
complains that interviews don’t accurately reflect the tone in which comments
are made, let’s be clear: Moranis says this with dripping sarcasm.
“I’m not going to answer that because that is the one question I really
hate.”
Surely Moranis is kidding. He must be kidding, because there are
plenty of questions that he really hates (“Tell me about the special FX
in Ghostbusters II?” “What about the special FX?”) (“Do you
want to hang up and start this again?” “No, I want us to hang up.”)
To be fair, Moranis later apologizes, citing too many interviews, too little
time and misleading stories in the press, all the while doing a good impression
(remember, he can do Woody Allen, Dick Cavett and Merv Griffin) of a guy with
Once Burned, Twice Shy Syndrome.
Small Talk
In Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Moranis plays physicist Wayne Szalinski,
whose electro-magnetic shrinking machine reduces his two offspring (Amy
O’Neill, Robert Oliveri) and some neighbouring youngsters (Jared Rushton,
Thomas Wilson Brown) to a height of about a quarter inch. “He has
invented this machine which will revolutionize science,” explains Moranis.
“While he’s away one day, the kids accidentally get up in the attic
following a stray baseball, and they machine goes off, and poof! They’re
miniaturized. And that gets us into the movie.”
After Wayne throws the tiny tots with the trash, the kids have to make the way
home through a dangerous jungle of Redwood-sized blades of grass (urethane foam
and optical fibres, although ostrich feathers were considered at one point for
leaves) and such gargantuan menaces as a lawnmower. Transportation
includes a giant bee and a friendly ant made of latex foam core covered with
horse hair, requiring up to a dozen operators. Former ILM art director Joe
Johnson makes his directing debut, backed by special FX supervisor Peter Chesney.
“Most of the movie is cutting between the adventure the kids have, trying to
get across this backyard, which at their size represents a four-mile trek, and
me trying to look for them,” says Moranis. “For most of the film, I
don’t really play with the kids, I’m playing either with something added in
blue screen later, or something that will be matted together.”
“I’m getting very used to this,” Moranis admits. “I’ve
been working with things that haven’t been there for years and years.
That is something that people are doing more and more of, and it’s something
that you must concentrate on. It’s just another style of acting.
It’s not any harder or easier than anything else. In Ghostbusters, I
have a scene where I’m being chased by a dog that isn’t there. Or in
Ghostbusters II, I have a page-and-a-half long conversation with Slimer.
As I’m talking, I’m leaving holes for something to be added later.”
So when Wayne Szalinski blithely spoons up his Cheerios, all he see are
Cheerios. But in the finished movie, there are tiny children swimming for
their lives amidst Cheerios the size of Saturn’s rings. (The Cheerios
are played by textured inner tubes; the 16,000 gallons of milk is chlorinated
water, pigment and a food product thickener.) Was it hard to be funny on
an empty set, looking down into a bowl of breakfast cereal?
“Well, especially in a movie with special FX, the comedy to a great
extent is going to be determined later by editing and pacing and so many
extraneous factors, it’s not like being funny in a stage situation or a
stand-up situation,” says Moranis, who actually performed stand-up once upon a
time and hated it. “What you try and do is perform technically
accurately and put as much character with however much reality basis you can
give it—and they you pray. Also, in a situation like that, you may do
three or four takes of various reactions that get printed, and the editor and
the director are going to decide months later which reaction suits the moment
the best way. So, in certain instances, a performer is really not that in
touch with what the final product is going to be, especially in an effects
situation.”
Ad Libs
Not knowing how funny “funny” is going to be when it winds up on the
screen seems to cause Moranis less anxiety than not knowing how funny
“funny” is going to be when it winds up in print. After giving
numerous “funny” interviews, when he was “younger and greener and more
glib,” Moranis has turned over a new leaf. Goofing on subjects like
movie caterers (as he did in STARLOG #86) is a thing of the past. No more
playful sparring with reporters. Comedians, Moranis feels, should be funny
only when they’re being paid to be funny, and should watch their backs at
other times.
All right, he does day something funny, be he does it so reluctantly, he makes
it sound like something out of a historical compendium of late 20th century
humor. “I wasn’t available for Commando, so they got Arnold
Schwartzenegger.”
Context being important to Moranis, be advised that this lone one-liner is told
during a discussion of Moranis’ nerd image. Although he doesn’t only
play nerds—“I do sleazes, weasels, geeks, goofs,” he reminds—he says he
really is a nerd in real life. “I’m a short guy and I wear glasses,
and people, I guess, think that means that you look nerdy. It’s sort of
unavoidable for me. When I did Dark Helmet in Spaceballs, the note for the
character said he wore this gigantic helmet. He was Napoleonic, he was
fascist. And the press came out and said I was playing the nerdy
leader.”
It takes more than wearing a pen-pack to be a nerd; it also takes a
certain amount of social unease. Does that also apply to Moranis?
“It depends on the situation,” Are there social situations where he feels
really uncomfortable? “This one, right now. I feel very
uncomfortable trying to come up with an answer for that question.”
What he doesn’t feel uncomfortable about is appearing in movies that
don’t turn out too well, as long as they’re fun to make. He hated
doing Streets Of Fire, mostly because he was not allowed to improvise, and he
disliked the finished product. But while he found Spaceballs the Movie
“inconsistent and messy,” he found Spaceballs the Experience a great deal of
fun (STARLOG #119). “I still had a great time doing it. I really
separate the experience of doing a movie from the final product. I really
put a tremendous value on the experience of doing it, which determines to a
great extent how I choose my projects.”
Which is why, if for no other reason, he loves Ghostbusters and its
sequel, now in theatres. “Everyone was, though five years older, five
years funnier. The atmosphere on Ghostbusters II was exactly the same”
as on the set of the first, with comrades in comedy Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd,
Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson. But Moranis wouldn’t do a sequel just for
the sake of doing a sequel. “Personally, I would do a sequel to a movie
that I had a good time on”—a category that includes Little Shop Of Horrors
(which was discussed in STARLOG #113)—“whereas I wouldn’t do a sequel to
Streets Of Fire.”
As for Honey—“I love the way they shorten the titles to one word,”
says Moranis, and let the record show that his tone of voice clearly implies
that he does not love this kind of verbal shorthand, and to make his point, he
sarcastically calls Ghostbusters II simply Two—Moranis says filming on Honey,
I’ve Shrunk The Kids went smoothly but that he hated the Mexico City location.
“They were very careful with the water and those things, because everything
you’ve heard about Mexico City is true. Being down there was pretty
frightening. It is absolutely the most polluted place you can imagine.
There were days I woke up in my hotel room, and I swore I was sleeping in a
garage. The air in my room felt like a car was idling there overnight.
The Mexican people are wonderful. They’re just in this unfortunate time
and lace, living in this overpopulated, terribly polluted valley with an
inversion layer that has 40 million diesel engines pumping terrible fumes into
it.”
Moranis and the other adults got their scenes over with early and went
home, leaving the younger actors to finish up on the oversized sets.
“There was this gigantic version of the floor of the attic where my
miniaturizing machine is. You saw all the knots, the hardwood, the heads
of the nails, and all the idiosyncrasies of a wood floors that you would never
imagine were there until you saw it blown up that big. Also, there were
these huge 15-foot tall blades of grass, and soil and ants.”
The man who convinced Moranis to take on Homey, I Shrunk The Kids was
Jeffery Katzenburg, the Walt Disney Studio exec who never takes no for an answer
and concludes many of his deals on his car phone while driving to work at
6:30am. “One day, the phone rang and it was him. He told me about
this movie and about the kind of film he wanted to do. I read the script
and looked at my kids—well, at that time I had one kid—and thought, ‘What
the heck’.”
Last Chat
At the moment, Moranis has two shrunken kids of his own—well, they’re
little, anyway, one still in diapers and one nearly out of them. He and
his wife live on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, and Moranis currently has an
office at MGM/UA, where he has a TV development deal in the works, a pilot about
“a married couple who allow an academic institution to document their
lives.” The pilot was co-written with Ken (Airplane II) Finkelman and is
being considered by ABC. Moranis also has a movie script of his own, a
comedy (“God, I hope so”) that he isn’t ready to discuss.
And he has a role in his first non-SF based movie since Strange Brew,
Parenthood, directed by Ron Howard. “As the title suggests, it’s about
parenthood,” Moranis says. “Steve Martin is the star. It has a
remarkable cast, Jason Robards, Dianne Wiest, Mary Steenburgen, Tom Hulce,
Martha Plimpton, Keanu Reeves; can you believe these names? It’s a story
of people coping with being a parent and a child in today’s culture.”
Parenthood is due this summer, like Ghostbusters II, in which Moranis’ Louis
Tully takes a more active role on the paranormal team. “He winds up
running the business for the Ghostbusters, using his legal and accounting
skills. Somebody’s gotta do the books.”
As in the first Ghostbusters, the actors used the script as a “blueprint”
and developed their character from there. “That’s how [director] Ivan
Reitman works. It’s very collaborative and fairly improvisational in
terms of looking for jokes and action.”
In Ghostbusters II, the team reunites when poor Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver)
finds her baby stroller taking unplanned cruises along the Upper East Side (she
has been married and divorced in the intervening years.) A river of slime
is roiling beneath Manhattan, and it all has to do with a museum painting of
Vigo the Carpathian, a baddie who is gradually coming to life.
Moranis speaks often about the importance of collaboration among writer, actors
and technicians on movies. But will he ever again have the creative
freedom he once had with his Canadian confreres in SCTV?
“That was a unique situation,” he observes. “I know why it was good
and why we can’t do it anymore. When you’re young and hungry and green
and you’re in Edmonton and you’re on at 12:30 at night, and your producer is
letting you go way over budget, and you have seven people who are competing with
each other but also have a common goal, which is to break out and become rich
and famous—you’re gonna get good stuff. As soon as the network
realizes, ‘Hey, this is good, let’s put this on in prime time,’ it’s
over. Because now you have people flying up to Edmonton telling you,
‘No, no, no, no, this should be a close-up, don’t do that.’
Suddenly, they’re measuring that which shouldn’t be measured.”
And to explain, perhaps, why some of his colleagues end up in tepid movies:
“When you take those same seven people, and you give them agents and lawyers
and business managers and accountants and you throw them in Hollywood, and their
salaries are competing, and the studios want them to do this and this and this,
you’ve perverted it, you’ve corrupted it. It’s over.”
So is the interview. There is some debate over just how awful the past
hour has been. Rick Moranis, much friendlier by now, insists it hasn’t
been all that bad. After hearing some evidence to the contrary, he admits,
“In other words, then, this was like a bad date.”