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bob is the cutest cat..

bob is the cutest cat..

Maybe some day you will see me--- A dirty bum/with a beard/carrying a rat named -Baxter-/wearing a ski mask/in a wheelchair/pushing a shopping cart/picking half smoked butts out of ashtrays/cursing at cars/feeding pizza to neighborhood cats/covering myself with duct tape/waxing poetry about broken eight tracks/talking to a sock puppet named joey/don't give me a quarter/I only act this way because I'm too intelligent/can't enjoy the mundane acts or normal life/I'm sorry if I ever kept you up at night, worrying/however I'm not sorry if I make everyone else seem boring and simpleminded/life?s just ironic that way/cause I'd bore you with my stories about batteries/and I never finished that opera about a lonesome pigeon/or a dog that ate some mushrooms/the whole point was you were supposed to watch me play this guitar song I wrote about Brian bosworth..

and to end an ending:

sincerely,

bye (and probably forever)

truly,

Take very good care of yourself, precious.