Taglines – posted in loving memory of the late alley cat

Pardon me. I think my karma just ran over your dogma.

Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.

Benji! Don't run out in the street.. $#%!@& - NO TERRIER

Drop your carrier! We have you surrounded!

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED -- Some Assembly Required.

Vertigo makes the world go round!

BE ALERT!!! (The world needs more lerts....)

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Professor: someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

To get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Why would I want to look at Docs. Nurses are better!

Smile, It makes people wonder what you've been up to!!

Quantum Mechanics is His way of saying HA, SOLVE THAT!

Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life

My superiority complex is better than yours!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.

My reality check just bounced.

Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?

We all live in a yellow subroutine.

On a clear disk you can seek forever

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Back Up My Hard Drive? I Cant Find The Reverse Switch!

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

A Mac was designed on a Monday.

Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.

A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.

When in doubt, mumble.

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?

If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??

Life would be easier if I had the source code...

What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy doberman.

RAM -- Rarely Adequate Memory

I use Windows... on my car, on my house, on my...

Set DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment

I can't use Windows, my cat ate my mouse...

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

Lawyers: the larval form of Politicians.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

All true wisdom is found on T--shirts.

H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?

BBS=Busted,Broke SysOp. Now you know what it really means

A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.

Sale: 1 parachute, used once, never openned, small stain

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large heavy object

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Picard/Riker '96: Leadership for the Next Generation

Man, that lightning sounds clos\#)!&^#~%##% NO CARRIER

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If this is Hell, where are the lawyers?

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

IBM really means Inconsistent Business machines

Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Chernobyl used Microsoft Windows

Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: Use the FORKS, Luke!

Does MicroSoft translate to "Small and squooshy"?

Bush/Quayle ... ERROR: Division by Zero!

In a nuclear explosion, all men are cremated equaly

A feature is a bug with seniority

No use being pessimistic. Probably wouldn't work anyway.

Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow.

Dances With Tribbles: "Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK"

To crash your hard drive, type DBLSPACE and wait 5 hours.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be programming in BASI & PASAL

I am Homer of the Borg, you will be assim..ooo..dooonuts!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin' thing

Hey! Don't pick up that phoW/;_a =CRg NO CARRIER

DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.

Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in DOG

I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.

I wish Noah had swatted those two flies.

I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.

We have the finest congress money can buy - Mark Twain

Windows... The Industry substandard...

Oxymoron..."It runs under Windows."

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise MY hand.

I'm not opinionated! I'm just always right!

Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.. 1 in Congress 1 in Jail!

I multitask... I read in the bathroom.

The 2 most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity

Tap with hammer here [[[[ for new monitor!

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

I found myself at last...but I forgot where I put me.

Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, Microwavable.

!ereh fo tuo em teg ydobemoS .rotinom eht ni m'I !pleH

If time is infinite, why do I never have enough?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog...

* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble.

COMDEX Moment #43: Gates unknowingly autographs OS/2 2.1

Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me One with everything".

Does "Bad FAT" mean the disk has high cholesterol?

Everybody is entitled to my opinion.

NO CARRIER - A naval aviator's worst nightmare!

Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?

Jim,I replaced the dilithium with new FOLGERS CRYSTALS!

Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.

Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.

What? Dragons AREN'T friendly?? Uhhh, guys...

Show me a sane man and I'll cure him...

If only AT&T knew what I was downloa 2XO1:4,VbKx NO CARRIER

Bigamy Is Having Many Wives. Monotony Is Having Just One.

Be nice to your kids -- They will choose your nursing home!

Melted fruit snacks on keyboard. Delete Children [Y/N]?

Precinct Toilets Stolen! Police Have Nothing To Go On.

Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you.

To err is human, to moo Bovine.

Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.

Benji! Don't run out in the street.. $#%!@& - NO TERRIER

Tagline dropped due to budget cuts...

Everyone has the democratic right to be wrong.

Pardon me. I think my karma just ran over your dogma.

This sounds sinister and illegal . . . Tell me more!

He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly

...9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer Women!

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Confuse people... quote from the wrong message!

Did anyone see my lost carrier...?

Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.

Vertigo makes the world go round.

When in doubt, do what the president does... Guess!

Professor: Someone who talks when someone else is asleep

Quantum mechanics is God's way of saying, "HA! Solve that!"

Friction is a drag.

Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of your life.

My superiority complex is better than yours.

Friends come and go; enemies accumulate.

The Mac was designed on a Monday.

When in doubt, mumble.

Hex dump: Where witches put used curses.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn!!

ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.

If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond

Some people are....number than a hammered thumb.

There is no great GENIUS without some touch of MADNESS!

Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?

Windows: The 11 meg solitatire game.

I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!

SYSOP \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing at your typing...

Compiler Error 67: Cannot find stupid mistake

Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Compiler Error 5555: User knows what he's doing

Diplomacy: Saying "Nice kitty" until you can find a rock

Windows - the fastest way to turn your 486 into an XT.

Compiler Error 4509: Compiler cannot handle valid code

Surprise the elderly. Wax the stairs.

You can lead a rock to water, but you can't make it float

2+2=4 (for the time being).

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates

(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!

2.0 is better than 1.

Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.

Bugs come in through open Windows.

Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!

Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS! Try today's OS/2!

Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.

DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...

Double your drive space! Delete Windows!

Friends don't let friends use Windows.

Have you crashed your Windows today?

He who laughs last uses OS/2.

How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!

How do you spell relief? OS/2!

I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.

I love running Windows! NOT!

I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.

I use OS/2 2.0 and I don't care who knows!

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.

If Windows sucked it would be good for something.

If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.

It takes 2.0, baby, it takes 2.0...

MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!

My best view from a Window was through OS/2.

One man's Windows are another man's walls.

OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.

OS/2 in '92!

OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!

OS/2: Logic, not magic.

OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!

OS/2: The choice of the next generation.

OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!

OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.

OS/2: Your brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs.

See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2.

Speed Kills - Use Windows!

The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.

The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.

To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...

Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>

Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!

Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.

What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!

What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?

When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!

Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2

Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged"

Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!

Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.

Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so...

Windows: A View to be Killed.

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Windows: The CP/M of the future!

Windows: The Gates of hell.

Windows? Homey don't play that!

Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...

Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions

You're throwing it all out the Windows!

You said Windows was a Power Tool???

I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!

OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows!

OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

It's OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it.

For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2

Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2.

I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't NEED a life!

Rumour: NT means Not Tested

OS/2, Windows/0

This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline :)

OS/2 just broke all the Windows!

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY.

... Nobody notices when things go right.

......<-Stealth Tagline

...and then on other days it just rains.

..with this pain in all the diodes down my...

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!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH

!rorrim a teG !kciuQ

!Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce

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?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is

?siht gnidaer uoy era yhW

"'o.o'"

"Easy" is easy to say.

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(A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke...

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash?

(A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish

(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!

(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk?

(All opinions expressed solely my own)

(background here is really a lo-tech .bmp)

(BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!

(C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved.

(C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye

(Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back

(dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more

(exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(horrified) No! Not the Knights who say Ni!

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(no official affiliation with the above ...)

(singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

(starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

(under my breath) stupid git.

))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP (((((

$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy

+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Damn-it!!!

+++ A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b +++

* DO NOT EAT *

* Do you feel Lucky, punk??? *

* Greetings pie lover here! *

* Don't walk over Grass. Smoke it! *

*---- The Original dBase dGenerate

/* I can C clearly now */

** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here **

** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.

*** MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE ***

*** original tag line ***

**** Support your local Sysop ****

******** The first woman Byte Brother ********

***WARNING!*** Tagline Theft Alarm Active

**FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

*Four hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldnt keep still.

*Generic Tagline*

*I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!*

*KA-BLAMM!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side

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<W>indows <I>cons <M>ice <R>ointers ... <S>heesh

<WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!

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-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-

-=[ Bink is Great! ]=-

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>>> WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!

>>>>> Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<

>>>>> What it is the was of what will be... <<<<<

>>>>>> Rock and Roll is not a crime! <<<<<<<<

>DING!< Thank you, thats it.

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#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!

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@# oh for *#&!$ sake! *$!#*#!!! TAG THIS!

@T@? It's Miller time!

///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\

1/5 HS Students carry a weapon - the others are dropouts!

1/2: one half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2 ...

1 if by land, 2 if by C.

1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation

100 Common Cents: 1 Canadian Looney.

100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.

11+10=101...???... Get outta here...

12 inches : Taming of the Shrew

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, its the LAW.

1957 Fortran is introduced

2 more payments and this tag is paid for...

2 Bah or not 2 Bah!

2 wrongs dont make a right - but 3 lefts do!

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....

2400 city/9600 highway.

3 dreaded words: hard disk failure

3 inches Much Ado About Nothing

30 minutes of begging is not considered foreplay.

30 straight hours, What is that ? a metric day?!

33mHz ain't fast enough!

386! The VAX crusher!

4 out of 5 modems prefer it.

42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything

43% of all statistics are worthless.

4am? Already? Oh no not again!!

4DBYRDS is my Calif License Plate.

50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makeit

50 Yards to the Outhouse - Illustrated By Betty Wont

50 Yards to the Outhouse - Published By Andy Didnt

50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked

50 Yards to the Outhouse - Distributed By Buddy Madeit

50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz

50 states, and I had to pick this one...

6 inches : As You Like It

62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.

667: Satans neighbor...

668 - Neighbor of the Beast

69, 714, 2112 sex, drugs, rock'n'roll

7 cats is a purrfect number

7 dead and they blame Marine training ...

7 Days without pizza makes one weak...

7.2 on the Sphincter Scale

70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths

73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them.

8 years school, $14,000 debt, $26,000 a year!

82.6% of statistics are wrong...

9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women.

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

90% of everything is crud.

95% loser free... And half the sugar.

98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is...

98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!

98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.

A long dispute means both parties are wrong.

A man's best friend is his dogma.

A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth

A man's got to know his limitations.

A man's home is his HASSLE!

A message from the depths of Hell!

A mere bag of shells.

A means to an end.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

A macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

A man is only as young as the woman he feels!

A man has got to know his limitations.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle

A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone

A living example of Artificial Intelligence.

A mind like a steel sewer!

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

A friend in need is a pain in the ass.

A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.

A good memory does not equal pale ink.

A fool and his money is my kind of customer!

A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere!

A fool and his money are soon popular.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are some party.

A hand in the bush beats two on the bird

A hard disk is good to find.

A lie in time saves nine.

A little greed can get you lots of stuff

A little revolution every now and then is good...

A little a'disk & a little a'data

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.

A job is nice but it interferes with my life.

A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy!

A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.

A jerk. A real knee biter.

A little dab'll do ya.

A fool and his computer are soon parted....

A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. Don't tell anyone.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago

A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak !

A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.

A secret prize in every call.

A rose by any other name . . .

A response would be appreciated.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.

A shining beacon in an electronic void

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure...

A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.

A stitch in nine saves time.

A strange new way to show affection.

A statesman is a dead polititian. We need more statesme

A spirit w/a vision is a dream w/a mission

A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!

A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato.

A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2.

A prune is a plum with experience.

A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>

A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out þ

A penny saved is ridiculous.

A penny saved is a Congressional error

A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

A naked man fears no pickpocket

A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot..

A mind like a steel sewer!

A monkey was my great, great, great, great.....

A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy

A penny saved is a penny stashed away.

A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking.

A production of the digitally insane.

A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!

A police state is great, so long as you're the police.

A pint of your best plonk please

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.

A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity knocks

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

A mind is a terrible thing to taste *

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

A Blast from the Past!

A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot

A Crowded Bar

A DesiLu Production

A Big Mouth Travels Far.

A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...

A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.

A 100% right of return both ways.

A B B --- Anybody But Bush!

A Friend in Need is a pain in the neck.

A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland

A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.

A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services.

A Quinn Martin Production

A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!

A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight"

A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.

A LAW rocket beats four Aces!

A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?! (grin)

A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!

A 'language' is a dialect with an army.

A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.

A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

A wholesome mind is wasted potential.

A warm beer is better than no beer at all®

A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.

A-440 or Fight!

A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.

A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind..

A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!

A terrible mind is a thing to waste.

A tagline goes where?

A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.

A thing of shreds and zatches.

A thousand pardons...

A veritable river of words

A truly wise person knows that he knows not.

A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well-fed...

A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!

A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!

A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!

A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.

A cranck with armor, will never harm'er.

A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord

A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.

A closed mouth catches no feet !

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

A father is a banker provided by nature.

A fault recognized is half corrected.

A few rigs short of a full shack...

A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty book is seldom dusty.

A day in the life of a message traffic cop...

A day without sunshine is like night.

A day without sunshine is like night.

A find is a terrible thing to waste!

A clear conscience is actually a bad memory

A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock

A Virus?.. Never!

A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.

A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull

A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.

A Thousand Points of Broccoli

A Smith & Weston bets 4 Aces!

A Tagline a day keeps viruses away!

A Tale of Two Zitis -Dickens's cookbook

A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.

A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.

A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken.

A camel is a horse put together by a committee.

A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind.

A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.

A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce?

A black hole is God dividing by zero...

AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse

Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever.

AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx

Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter....

Abolish mornings

Abolish anal retentiveness!

Abort, Retry, Find another line of work.......

ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!

Abortion: Loves Labor Lost

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

Abstain! or Practice Safe HEX!

Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation

Academy: A modern school where football is taught.

Accept no substitutes!

Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch.

Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality

ACK and you shall receive.

Acme replies.

ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!!

ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.

Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)

Actually it is an interplanetary greeting.

Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.

Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family'

Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here.

Advertise your business here, and save!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know.

Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.

Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up

Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.

After all is said and done, more is said then done.

After-math [n], The period following algebra.

After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Down

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!

Age is only a matter of years??

Age Fast - Hire a Consultant!

Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again!

Ah, the smell of it...

Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away.

Ah, come on, just this one last little feature.

Ah fart in your general direction!

AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!

Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot

Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

Ahead of its time.....

Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?

Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register

Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.

Aibohphobia n. - The fear of palindromes

Ain't Automation Great!

Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes!

Alas, a virgin no more: I've lost my Himem...

Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead

Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.

Alaskan nights are 3 months long, can I sleep late?

Albania's export is furious political thought

Albatross, get your albatross ....

Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phony!

Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears

Alienation's for the rich.

Alienation's for the rich.

Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Dos?

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money"

Alive, and simply delighted!

All is true given the right premises.

All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.

All isms are really wasms.

All hope abandon, ye who bounced lots of checks!

All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.

All good things must come to an e

All government is theft, some just steal less

All of life is a war.

All of the really good taglines are 1 character too lon

All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !!

All "isms" are really "wasms".

All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?

All right! Another Earthquake.

All people are not people friendly!!!!

All politics is based on the indifference of the majority

All generalizations are false (this one too)

All general statements are false.

All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness

All Scottish food is based on a dare.

All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend!

All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-)

All I ever think of is hex

All I want to know is: WHY ME?

All WORK and no play......Ain't the ONLY way!

All answers questioned here.

All governments thieve, some just steal less

All great ideas have been controversial, at one time.

All good things must come to an e

All generalizations are false (this one too)

All beginnings are difficult.

All dressed up & nowhere to go.

All Generalizations Are False, Generally!

All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All those updates, and still imperfect!!!

All this, and a winning smile, too.

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't.

_ All My loving...I will send to you....._

All a Borg!!!!!!

All this I cannot bear to witness any longer

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

All this beer and only one mouth.

All this and brains, too!

All stressed out... and no one to choke!

All things are difficult before they are easy.

All true wisdom is found in taglines.

All the kookies are not in the jar

All seriousness aside....

All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!

All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)

Alms for the poor! Alms for the poor!

Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.

Alright! Another Earthquake.

ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)

Altered days and Blurry ways............

Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!

Always remove the last screw first.

Always say no and you'll never be married.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Always know where your towel is.

Always loses a little bit after its explained

Always advise against awkward or affected alliteration.

Always loses a little bit after its explained

Always store beer in a dark place

Always tell her she is beautiful.

Am I pleased or frightened?

Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair?

Am I a ZAPF Dingbat? V^\_o^o_/^V

Ambivalent? Maybe I am and maybe I'm not ...

America, where you park on the driveway!

America trusts us.

America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well

American Society for Zero Defects

Amiga -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.

Amnesia rules - O

Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents

An equal opportunity flamethrower.

An expert is someone from out of town.

An honest politician is one who STAYS bought!

An empty bus travels fast.

An electrical engineer deals with current events

An informer should be hanged by his tongue.

An improper mind is a perpetual feast.

An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do.

An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards

An Electrician gets into people's shorts!

An Elephant. A mouse built to government spec

An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs

An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket.

An argument isn't just contradiction.

An after debt experience requires use of scissors.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys.

An open mind gathers no dust.

An x-spurt is an unknown drip under pressure

An original Tag-Line!

An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills

An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.

An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.

Anarchy, No rules - OK?

Anarchy is against the law.

Anarchy Unlimited

Anates tuas in acie instrue.

And as we wind on down the road....

And all of the signs were right there on your face

And Uncle jerome said,"So shut up already."

And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?

And That alone is.

And it's readily apparent that...

And in the news: Check out the next message.

And it's readily apparent that...

And have buttered scones for tea.

And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.

And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.

And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light!

And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"

And I thought *I* had problems!

And I always thought Bonapetite was a small..

And Now for something Really Amazing! - Bullwinkle

And I'll try not to sing out of key...

And I though this was going to be simple....

And THIS is your computer on drugs...

And keep your @¶ß! dirty words the %!$ outta here

And the number of the counting shall be three.

And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'

And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?'

And the bit goes on...

And many MILES to go before I sleep.

And then there was one.

And there are plenty of opportunities

And then God said, No, a BUD light!

And then she pressed the ctrl key...

And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...

And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME!

And, they taste like the toilet seats too!

And you ask my why I love her

And you hate Taglines?

And there are plenty of opportunities

And there was much rejoicing.

And then the earth exploded....

And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!

And the Cartoon menace was no more....

And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz!

And now a word from our sponsor.

And now... The Larch.

And now a word from the NULL device...

And now for something completely different...

And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!

And now here's something we hope you'll really like

And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at all.

And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo!

And so it ends?

And that's a wrap!

And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!

And so it goes!

And sometimes the bear eats you.

And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip...

Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more common.

Angry Candy leaves a bittersweet taste.

Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.

Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 years later

Ankle deep in the DNA pool ...

Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz...

Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease !

---Anonymous Tagline

Another victim of Modem Addictus

Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference

Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched...

Another lazy day rolls by and yet I hear no reply...

Another exploration in the black hole of time

Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched...

Another Bizzare Doughnut Reference

Another Politically Correct Reply from ...

Another Politically Incorrect Reply from ...

Another @$%^%*&^&* Tagline!!!!

Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval

ANSI is a person who can't sit still.

Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.

Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free!

Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos

Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.

Any questions ?

Any given program will expand to fill available memory

Any offense taken is *only* in the mind of the offended. ;-)

Any given program, once working, is obsolete!

Anybody heard of a meme???

Anybody want to buy a used cold?

Anybody got a magnet?

Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

Anyone not wearing 2,000,000 sunblock is gonna have a REAL BAD DAY.

Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human

Anyone can hate. it costs to love.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

Anything once assembled, will fall apart.

Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

Anything goes (well, sorta).

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Anywhere You Go ... There You Are !

Anywhere's a better place to be...

Apathy Society canceled due to no-shows.

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.

Apathy Society cancelled due to no-shows.

Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.

Approved, but not funded.

Apt natural. I have a gub.

Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?

Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!

Are you a Photometric Polytechnic graduate?

Are you SURE it's plugged in?

Are you sure? Were not in Kansas anymore, Toto?

Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head?

Are you sure the "Insert" key doesn't mean

Are you wearing a condom?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Are you ready for the Lord Jesus to come back?

Are you part of the problem, or part of the solution?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are humans good to eat Daddy?

Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?

Are beer commercials great or what?

Are we having fun yet?

Are we THERE yet?

Are you out of my mind?

Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!

Are you a computer friendly user?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??!?

Are we live or on tape?

Aren't you Glad you found NetUsers? :-)

ARF, ARF, ARF ARF ARF!!!

Argue with yourself and LOSE???-- PROBLEM!!.

Aries' ram whenever possible

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Arsonists of the world, ignite!

Art is not to be looked at - art is looking at us.

Artery............ The study of fine paintings.

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TRUCK!

As long as its not a _glass_ eye...

As pure as Jim Bakker himself.

As regards computering, Murphy was an optomist.

As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.

As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.

As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders.

As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!

As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing!

As flames run rampant on the net, I state my disclaimer:

ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!

ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI

ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem

Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it!

Ask not for whom the Tell bowls...

Ask for it by name.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Asphalt: rectal trouble.

Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in motion.

Astrology is God's science.

Astronomers do it with Uranus.

At last! Perot actually makes a decision...

At the half: Bears 16 - Tourists 0.

At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.

At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.

At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is.

AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming there.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!

Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late)

Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!

Attack of the Killer Taglines (PG-13)

ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.

Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy

Aural Sex produces eargasms

Autoexec: Snooooozzzzzzze

Auuuuuuggugggg. There. I feel much better.

Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell.

Avenge the death of the working class!

Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.

Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!

Avoid tunnel vision: Wear blindfold in tunnel

Avoid reality at all costs!

Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery after use.

Avoid reality at all costs!

Avoid Hangovers.... Stay Drunk.

Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use.

Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!

Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves?

AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature.

Awwww its just a Harmless little Tagline!

Aye carrumba! No Simpsons conference on this board!

B@ This tagline made backwards by Tag O' The Day

B@ Why can't you see things my way?

B@ Something is VERY wrong here!

B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers

B.M. = Bowel Movement OR = Brian Mulroney

Babes are like roads.

Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.

Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv.

Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel

Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...

BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points

Bachelor: one who is footloose & fiance free!

Back in the saddle again...

Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!

Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find Reverse !

Back off man! I'm a programmer...

Backing up does not cause severe tire damage...

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate

Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now...

Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalot

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicide

Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea.

Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants

Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.

Bad or missing sysop

Bad times for virii ->

Bad habits? I have nun.

Bad command or file name..STUPID!

Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?

Bad command or file name.

Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....

BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE !

BADGERS? We don't need no steenking BADGERS!-- Raul, _UHF_

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass...

Bailiff, whack his peepee!

Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!

Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair.

Balls said the Queen,If I had them Id be King

Bang! I'm dead!

Bang! goes the kanga off the bonnet of the van...

Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time!

Bankers do it with interest.

Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.

Banned in 34 countries.

Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness.

Bargain Tagline (no message).

Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.

Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!

Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery.

Basic programmers never die, they gosub and don't return.

BASIC Lives....

BASIC By All Standards It's Changing

Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.

Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!

Batman is a menace to society...

Batteries not included.

Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer

BBS, American style.

BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work

BBSing is a Maalox Moment

Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting tagwines !

Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!

Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

Be alert - This country needs lerts.

Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firefighter

Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

Be self-reliant and your success is assured.

Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers

Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent.

Be nice or be nuked.

Be safe. Use a condom.

Be careful what you ask for - you may get it!

Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes.

Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground!

Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.

Be creative - invent a perversion!

Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir?

Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!

Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!

Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS!

Beam me up Scotty.

Beans are the musical fruit

Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow!

Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one!

Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat... (Ramones)

Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!

Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online.

Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines.

Beautify America - Deport Congress!

Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone.

Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume.

Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beaver Cleaver has an edible complex

Because it's there.

Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work.

Because nothing else comes close.

Become a programmer and never see the world!!

Bed her late than never.

Bedfellows make strange politicians.

Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey!

Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.

Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....

Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!!

Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....

Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling stops...

Beer is Better: Beer is always in season.

Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.

Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides

Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.

BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore!

Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.

BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer.

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru

Before you start anything, make sure you can finis

Behead a Moderator for Allah!

Behead a Lawyer for Allah!

Beheading: The ultimate loss of face.

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman

Behind every successful woman - herself.

Behind every great man is his BUTT.

Being normal isn't one of my strengths.

BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot..

Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!

Bell announces, FREE call waitiØng"æØ*¥8>Ÿ

BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth

Benign............ What you are after you be eight.

Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle.

Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates.

Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp.

Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.

Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.

Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people

Beta-testers do it for free.

BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo...

Betcha Bo don't know SALT!

Better taglines through confiscation.

Better than the Other Leading National Brand...

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.

Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.

Beware of quantum ducks: quark, quark.

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers

Beware of quantum ducks--Quark, quark!

Beware the man who fears you.

Beware of exploding penguins!

Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations.

Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo.

Beware the man who fears you.

Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...

Beware of the powermonging InterLink Moderators.

Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH!

Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.

Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____Net!

Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.

Big or small We tax them all.

Big Brother is watching you!

BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices!

Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.

Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.

Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea...

Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene

Bigfoot Boogies On Down

Bigfoot Goes High Society

Bigfoot Puts on the Dog

Bigfoots With Dirty Faces

Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo!

Billions and billions served (and lived).

Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels!

Biochemists wear designer genes.

Biology grows on you.

Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark!

Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH

Birds of prey know they're cool.

Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨

Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨

BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude.

Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!

Black holes happened when God divided by zero.

Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations.

Blah, blah, blah...

Blame your maker or blame yourself, but don't blame me!

Bless me father for I have SIMMed.

Blockade?? What blockade??!

Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.

Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits

Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low.

Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.

Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.

Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!

Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.

Blowers good, paper baaad... -Dana Carvey

Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads.

Bo KNOWS Needlepoint

Bodily Functions: Make room for more beer.

Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel

Bonds almost instantly!

Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Flickem

Boop Boop Bee Boop - Betty Boop

Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.

Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY

Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!

Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...

Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.

Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!

Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too.

Boycott EXXON... get a horse!

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

Boycott meat - beat a vegetable.

Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!

Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men.

Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already.

Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.

Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.

Braniff ran OS/2

Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...

Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69.

Breast fed: A female FBI agent.

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning.

Brighter than Cindi Lauper. But then, what isn't?

Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!

Bring back REAL monster movies!

Bring back Max Headroom!

Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.

Bring order to your life, use random numbers.

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! <CLANG>

BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATELY.

Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers

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Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung.

Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh

Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.

BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side order of silly expressions. :)

BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!

Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam

Budget the luxuries first!

Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features!

BUGS???? I'll get them....STOMP!

Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

Build a watch in 179 easy steps -by C. Forsberg.

Building Bigger and Better Hangovers

Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.

Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo

Bumper Sticker: 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'.

Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity

Burn a flag for freedom

Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.

Burning down the house !

Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)

Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics

Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability!

BUSHPILOTS do it out of sight.........

Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.

Busy little fingers leads to trouble...

-But I received the operational signal again!

But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!

But the cow CHIP is organic....

But my little voice TOLD me to do it!

But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right..

But where's the disposable crewman?

But then again, what the heck do I know!

But the initial objective was to drain the swamp!

But you can sure get nothing for something!

But I received the operational signal again!

But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!

But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!

But I thought YOU did the backups!

But I was just getting interested!

But I'm feeling MUCH better now!

Buy Yugoslavian Wars Bonds!

Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business!

Buy in haste, repair at leisure

Buy American

BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.)

By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME

Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE!

C code run. Run code run!

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run ! *Please* Run Code !

C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm

C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore.

C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility

C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* <ÄÄÄÙ

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN

C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-)

C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh?

C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on ..

CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.

CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..

CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11.

Cache me if you can . . .

Caches to caches, DOS to DOS...

Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.

Caffeine makes the world go round.

California does have its faults.

Call me back so I can hang up on you!

Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)

Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...

Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.

Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up!

Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.

Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.

Call the Men of Science.

Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.

Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out!

Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.

Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.

Campus Crusade for KALI!

Can I go to prison for this?

Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??

Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?

Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?

Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?

Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?

Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?

Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'?

Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.

Can a blue man sing the whites?

Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?

Can't underestimate the power of fear.

Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her!

Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit

Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded

Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.

Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology.

CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR

Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?>

Canadian wildlife found here.

Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy!

Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Paris.

Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin!

Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.

Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill.

Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.

Captain, this board seems highly illogical.

Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride

Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

Careful what you think you want, you may get it.

Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO!

Carpe that diem sucker!

Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.

Carpenters are just plane folks.

Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!

CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!

Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.

Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.

CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...

Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care.

Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens.

Catholic girls, in the little white dress

Catholic girls... send me a dozen!

Cats Know Their Rights.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.

Cause I love my ol' tag...

Cause of Death: CRC Error

Caution PET XING

Caution, Student BBS'er at the Wheel...

CAUTION--The Users Bite

Caution: This stuff is addictive...

Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks.

Caution: Contents under pressure!

Caution: High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED

CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE

Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!

Celebrate Earth Day <ad pd. for by Exxon>

Celibacy is not inherited

Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary.

Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido.

Cereal port 1 error.........

Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found!

Certified Rocket Scientist <NOT!>

Certified Debugger = VW Mechanic with Inspection License

Chain Tagline: Now stolen [7] times.

Charlie Don't Surf.

Chastity - most unnatural of the perversions

CHASTITY: The most unnatural of sexual perversions.

Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Management

Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ !

Cheese can be your friend!

Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.

Chile today. Hot tamale.

Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.

____ Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... ____

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ...

Chit chat and drivel unwelcome here

Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi!!

Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat

Choosy users choose GIF!

Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1

Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF! þ

Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy!

Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha ..

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Circular logic will only get you dizzy.

Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 2400 in an HST lane.

City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.

Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball

Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!!

Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Enginneers

Click mousie...Drag mousie...KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahahah!

Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.

Clones are people two.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Close cover before striking.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck

Code run. Run code run!

Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep

Coffee--the beans from Hell!!

COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.

Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate

Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam.

Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.

Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!!

Coitus Interruptus. Emission Impossible.

Coke or Pepsi....you decide !!

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage

Colic............. A sheepdog.

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

Color slide viewing cures insomnia

Comb your hair...you look dreadful!

Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!

Comfortable truth, isn't.

Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!!

Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.

Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday!

Coming soon to a universe near you!

Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers

Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!

Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!

Coming soon: New Taglines!

Command Interpreter Bad or Missing...

Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Committee:Life form with six or more legs and no brain

Committing suicide in Newark is redundant.

Common sense ain't so common

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev!

Compiled by:

Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)

Complex problems have simple, wrong answers.

Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem!

Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.

CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...

CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now...

Compute Safe! Use McAfee!

Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..

Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!!

Computer Science? Army Intelligence?

Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'

Computer missing, notify SysOp!

Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm

Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!

Computer models of computer conferences.

Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!

Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that harddrive space.

Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..

Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!!

Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT!

Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh

Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.

Computer,load program 9 -- Execute

Computer,load program 9 -- Execute

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND]

Computers also eliminate spare time.

Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim!

Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked

Computing is a terminal disease.....

CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress

CONFLICT: Answering the mail...Doing the housework

Conformity obstructs progress.

Confuse people: Quote from the wrong message

CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!

Congenital........ Friendly.

Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits.

Congressional National Bank. Ours bounce higher and farther!

Conlige suspectos semper habitos.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Considered by many.

Constant change is here to stay.

Constants aren't; variables don't.

Constants aren't; variables don't.

Constipation is the thief of time.

Constipation - By Sid Ondapott

Constructive criticism is so rare.

Contains less than 2% U.S. RDA for this echo

Contents may settle during shipment.

Control-Alt-Buy-Sell

Conventional wisdom, isn't.

Conversation enriches the understanding,

Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!

Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ...

Cooks? what we need are engineers

Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research.

Copy editors do it with style.

Copy editors do it with style.

Copy org.asm+waitand.c+donot.pas loony.bin

Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.

Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!

Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines

Cosmic Thing.

Could I have a drug overdose?

Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional.

Courteous And Efficient Self-Service.

Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.

Cover your stump before you hump.

Cpl. Paterson is a COWARD!

CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)

Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead!

Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02

Crash Course In Brain Surgery

Crash! P)anic, S)uicide, K)ill bystanders?

Crayola presents a new color! TARDIS BLUE!!!

Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish.

Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior exec

Created by Female Gynecologists who knew what they were doing.

Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life.

Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!

Crewman Green, step on that rock!

Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress

Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress!

Crime does not pay, as well as politics.

Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.

Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil!

Crispy outside, tender inside.

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.

Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer?

Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast

Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight

Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later

Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.

Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.

Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.

Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.

CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal

Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Sister

Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rection

Current Protocol: None Selected

Curses! Flamed Again --me

Cut, Paste, Color, Delete...

Cut me young, cut me deep!

Cute and definitely huggable.....right!

Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.

Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged.

CyberSpace Forever!

D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia

D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean

Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there?

Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??

Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent.

Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate!

Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name,

Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food.

Dain Bramaged.

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!

Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!

Damn, another mutation!

Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead!

DAMN, we're good.

Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed.

Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.

Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line...

Danger. Serious confusion has arisen.

DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.

Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.

DARE to be Kaotic.

Darn wizards anyways!

Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!

Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs

Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby.

Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf!

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie!

Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going..

Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need.

Dave Barry's home away from home.

DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING

DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

DAVE - STOP

David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing!

David Coperfield with one P?

David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud.

Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.

Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!'

De agony of delete . . . !

Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.

Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett

Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"

Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB

Debate is the death of conversation.

Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??

Deep down I'm really shallow.

Default origin line

Defeat may test you. It need not stop you.

Define Life: Mail.

DELETE TAGLINE.MR

Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Dermatologists make rash judgments.

Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates

Design flaws travel in groups.

Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.

Despair: an extra tire in de trunk.

Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe...

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans!

Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths?

Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?

Did somebody fire a phaser in here?

Did you install the Write Only Memory?

Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?

Did somebody say 'Mattress' to Mr. Lambert?

Did Mr. Bell expect this??

Did I do an INCORRECT THING??

Did I just step on someones toes again??

Did I make my point yet???

Did I write this drivel?

Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?

Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ?¨

Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary?

Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??

Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted??

Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo???

Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?

Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic

Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.

Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero .....

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

DIGITAL had what? When?

Dilate............ To live long.

Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.

Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.

Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.

Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own. Right On!

Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible.

Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Discretion weaves a tangled web.

Dishonest Person -- One who farts & blames the dog!

Disk Crash: Abort, Retry, Kill innocent bystanders?

Disk write error, please drop dead...

Disk crashes! I hate when that happens...

Disk Mangler strikes again!

DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE

Divers do it deeper.

Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.

Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math!

Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.

DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \_«_MINE\*.*")

DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*")

Do not puncture or incinerate.

Do not provoke me.

Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.

Do not disturb. We're disturbed enough as it is.

Do not induce vomiting.

Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.

Do not panic! It's only a Sonic Attack!

Do not drop??? Ooopps!

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Do not respond to this tagline!

Do not use while train is in state of Florida

Do not applaud until you have heard the music.

Do not answer fools according to their folly...-Pv.26:4

Do not write in this space! For office use only!

Do not believe anything I haven't said

Do less and accomplish more.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. (A.C.)

Do those who watch over you know about this??

Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?

Do you trust your ROM to make decisions?

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?

Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button?

Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???

Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill.

Do not use while train is in state of Florida

Do not use if safety seal is broken.

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear no woman.

Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

Do something stupid again today.....

Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees.

Do Da, ARCidy Day . . .

Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D.

Do you have too much time on your hands....

Do I have this thing configured righ÷÷é÷÷øêøÔäK

Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!

Do Alabama babies have a southern drool?

Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?

Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt?

Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all?

Do you plan to run?Like blazes the first chance I get!

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2

Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!

Do I hit [Enter] now?

Do be do be do - Sinatra

Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea...

Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter?

Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die!

Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

Do That To Me One More Time!

Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball

Do NOT try this stunt on your PC!

Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps

Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?

Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality.

Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine!

Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are Better :)

Doctor, my brain hurts!

Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out.

Does Venus have an Earth probe?

Does anybody know what's going on?

Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit?

Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table?

Does Commander Data have an over byte?

Does bouncing count?

Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol???

Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit?

Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?

Does your MOM know you're reading this filth?

Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies?

Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Does our economy move like a cancer now?

Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister....

Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do?

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician!

Dogmas breed litters of stigmas.

Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.

Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man

Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits

Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do.

Don't eat the yellow snow!

Don't even think of putting a tagline here.

Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline.

Don't eat meadow muffins.

Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!

Don't itch for what you don't intend to scratch.

Don't just DO something,STAND THERE!

Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator,I'll go back on topic.I swear!

Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.

Don't give up your sapience without a fight.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Don't get mad, get even.

Don't just lurk there -- say something!

Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!

Don't blame me...I voted for myself.

Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresponsible too!

Don't believe everything I say.

Don't confuse me with facts!!

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!

Don't drink water, fish breed in it.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

Don't crush that dwarf -- hand me the pliers.

Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.

Don't be so open minded your brains fall out

Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac.

Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once!

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Don't underestimate the power of inflation.

Don't pick up that phon#!}}{) NO CARRIER

Don't pick it, it'll NEVER heal.

Don't light a match!

Don't let your boss catch you doing this.

Don't let the Tute Screw YOU!

Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help!

Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!

Don't look behind you, they're watching.

Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope

Don't mess with me. You know how I get....

Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...

Don't look now but your fly's open!!

Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC.

Don't worry. Be happy.

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

Don't confuse me with facts!!

Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In!

Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.

Don't eat the yellow snow!

Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead!

Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!!

Don't get mad, get even.

Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!!

Don't Underestimate The Power of MA BELL!

Don't Think!!!!! SCHEME !!!!!

Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?

Don't you hate when that happens??

Don't you have something better to do?

Don't you want to be a Block too?

Don't you ever say '$#%@@##' to me again!

Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!

Don't Steal. The government hates competition

Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday!

Don't Ask Me. I'm Making This Up As I go!

Don't .gif a Damn about my bad .rep-utation!

Don't Wimp Out!

Don't just do something, stand there.

Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t" bƒckup t•d†æ!&#~

Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo

Don't touch that!

Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!

Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again!

Don't you hate when that happens??

Don't Steal. The government hates competition

Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't Drink and Type!

Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel

Don't just lurk there -- say something!

Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!

Don't let the Tute Screw YOU!

Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

Don't leave home without a portable computer!

Don't just read - write!

Don't let the bugs byte!

Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...

Don't lose heart, someone may want to cut it out!

Don't monkey with my daggit.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT,YOU SNOTTYFACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPIN

Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you

Dont recall us ... we'll recall you

Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise?

Doris, FOR THE BIRDS, is leading Carol astray :-)

Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. Toto! you can speak!

DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.

DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir

DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck

DOS = Doesen't Opperate Swiftly

DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!

Double your dipoles. Double your flux.

Doubt grows with knowledge.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom

Doubt grows with knowledge

Down the Flagpole - By Dick Burns

Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished

Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof!

Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion?

Dr. Proctor Sez: Beer...it's not just for breakfast..

Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.

Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!!

Draw this Peanut, become a senator.

Draw your salary before spending it.

Dreadful. Truly dreadful. But you love it, don't you?

Drifting farther every day.

Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one...

Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.

Drip....Drip....Drip!

Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America!

Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association

Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha know.

Drop your Carrier! We have you surrounded!

Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.

Drummed to Death - By Dee Bugit

DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly

DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ

Duh, who put the lights out?

Dum spiro spero -- As long as I breathe I hope

Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.

Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!

Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which

During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis

Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble.

DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal!

Dyslexia rules KO.

Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa...News at 11

Dyslexic Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead?

Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog'

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Dyslexics have more fnu.

---For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin

- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.

I dunno

_ Mighty Mouse will save the day...... _

_ So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico _

_ So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa _

--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--

_ There is more to reality than meets the eye _

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_ This side up _

This is off-center

--X-- : You are Here

_[01;33;40mHS/LINK_[01;31;40m Faster in more way than ONE_[00;37;40m

ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Okay, where do I sign? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

ÞÞ³³ÝÞ³Þ³³³ÝÝÞ Generic Tagline

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"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"

"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."

"DEL *.*" - 100% file compression.

"Facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan

"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.

"He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again."

"Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?"

"Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?"

"Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one"

"I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you."

"I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

"I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q

"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson

"The above Statement is absolutely True." --God

"Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them.

"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."

"What makes the Muskrat guard his musk? - Courage!"

"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"

"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long

"You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means"

((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))

((wrong && wrong) != right)

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?

(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...

(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.

{ Rule 62 A Rule To Live By }

{Paste here}

$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.

$25,000 Reward! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?

œaissez œes Bon Temps Roull‚, I smell good times

<--- Look Ma... I'm registered!

#define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare

@T@? It's Miller Time!

_____net---keep out of the reach of children!

~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~

çh‹_ ‹_ �"šâ m"ëîM éï ëâšgs.

çh$ ¡s �é�â çàGœüî åü ëâ–gŸ.

1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!

1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman.

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the law.

24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....

29A...The hexadecimal of the Beast.

640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.

A feature is a bug with seniority.

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer....

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A)bort, R)etry, S)wear?

A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/Û\A@R@ ó ò

Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature!

Alas! The poor . I knew it well.

And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?"

Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.

ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers!

B@ This tagline made backwards by Tag O' The Day

Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

behind you

BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Bombs don't kill people. Explosions do!

But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?

Captain Pollard.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER

Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of s!

deny thy father and forget thy .

Dinner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza

Do what you will with this , just don't bother me about it!

Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better :)

Documentation - The worst part of programming.

Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!

DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...

Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!

E = mcý ñ 2 dB

E-mail from the edge.

E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot'

Each call contains only ten calories...

Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets

Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!

Eany Meany Jelly Beany...The Spirit's are about to speak.

Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.

Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can.

EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<-

Earth: mostly harmless.

East Side Abortion Clinic: No Fetus can Beat Us!

Easy credit, terms available... --Satan

Easy credit, terms available... - Satan

Easy as 3.141592653589...

Easy Street is a blind alley.

Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.

Eat the women ---Axl Rose

Eat the young!

Eat the rich--the poor are tough and stringy

Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!

Eat my Jockey briefs.

Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway.

Eat any good books lately?

ebius . This is a moebius . This is a mo ...

Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.

Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!

Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.

Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.

Eh, What's up doc?

Eh what?

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

El Kabong!

Electricians do it untill it Hz.

Electricians do it until it Hz.

Electricians do it with a charge!

Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot?

Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog

Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs

Eliminate all ethics from your diet.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

End of Message - Stop reading.

Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!!

Energizer Bunny released on bail of 30,000 NiCads.

Energy derives from both the + and negative

Energy derives from both the + and negative

Engineers are better by design.

English is wonderful, used correctly

Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar.

ENIGMA - A point to ponder!

Enjoy life ... moderation is for monks!

Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.

Enlightenment is only a state of mind.

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Enquiring minds couldn't care less!

Enquiring minds want to know!

Enquiring minds already think they know!

Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@

Entropy requires no maintenance!

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Environmental condoms;y'want paper or plastic

Environmentalists -- modern LUDDITES!

Equality......when's it coming?

Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'?

Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'?

Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.

Error #1511: Brain Offline

Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware

Error 256: Programmer Deleted.

Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):

Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.

Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer

Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.

Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.

Error 141: Too many errors.

Error 144: Bit bucket overflow.

Error finding REALITY.SYS -- universe halted ...

Error locating COLDBEER.CAN ÄÄ SysOp not loaded!

Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it

Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)

ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?

ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!

ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded

ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.

ERROR: Incompatible File Format

Etc., etc., etc.

Etched in an eccentric impulse!

Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity

Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.

Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.

Euphemist minces words, neologist mints his word

Evangelists do more than lay people.

Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of meat

Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!

Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.

Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness.

Even weeds have needs...

Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.

Ever get the feeling someone is watching you?

Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Everthing put together falls apart.

Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians.

Every day I do my best for one more day.

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions!

Every solution breeds new problems.

Every day is the dawn of a new error.

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

Every man is the stem of his own bloom.

Every day is starting to look like Monday.

Everybody lies about sex

Everybody lies about sex

Everybody do the Michigan Rag!

Everyone is GIFTED. Some open the pkg. sooner.

Everyone has a scheme that won't work.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Everyone has photographic memory, some don't have film!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone's gone to the movies.

Everything is a lot like something else.

Everything put together falls apart.

Everything looks better in COLOR!

Everything is just a thing

Everything usually goes wrong at once!

Everything that's important has already been said!

Everything starts as someones daydream!

Everything you know is wrong!

Everything usually goes wrong at once!

Everything here is right, but it could go wrong.

Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.

Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irresponsible.

Everything I have is HUMUNGOUS! Especially my imagination

Everything I say is true, and thats a lie

EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways!

Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again.

Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office)

Evil is the root of all money. Buy bonds!

Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will

Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!...

Evolution: God's way of issuing updates

Excuse me worker, I'll just be a nanosecond.

Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.

Excuse me while I crouch down here 'ahint my asbestos shield...

Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.

Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable.

Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code.

Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall

Excuses: I'm too full.

Excuses: I'm too tired.

Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow.

Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.

Excuses: You mean you didn't bring any [insert favorite brand]?

Execute program code from Write Only Memory!

Exercise ? I would rather be space walking !

Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.

Exhibitionists love Windows

Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!

Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes.

Experiencing Synoptical Difficulties, Please Stand By.

Experiments should be reproducable.

Experiments should be reproducable,

Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.

Expert - anyone from out of town.

Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch

Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme

Exploding Windows....GOOD Exploding Drives......NOT GOOD!!

Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!

External Storage - Wastebasket.

Extinct species will never be Born Again.

Extremism in anything is. Just extremism.

Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!

Eyeing little girls with bad intent... <TULL>

Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off.

EZ come... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX

Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel..

F-117...the sound of freedom.

F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng

Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.

Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.

Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents

Facts are obstinate things. - Joseph Stalin

Fahrvegnookie: (n) sex in a Volkswagen.

Fahrvergn�gen! Say the word! HUH?

Failure is never fatal and success is never final.

Fake it till you make it.

Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face

Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.

Falling lenses are attracted to rocks

Fallopian tube - part of a television.

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children

Familiarity breeds.

Familiarity breeds familiarity.

Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.

Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'

Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant."

Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.

Fancy that .....I most certainly DO!

Farfignewton - a long way 'till the next cookie..

Fartvergn�gen..the pleasure of breaking wind.

Fascinating, Captain! - Spock.

Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wives

Faster than a speeding ticket!

Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life

FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.

Fatal System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et OS/2

Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise.

Fate is just the weight of circumstances...

Fax and ye shall receive.

Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson

FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.

Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag

Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call...

Feel lucky???? Update your software!

Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!

Feet smell? Node run ? HEY , you're upside down!

Females have PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headaches

Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower?

Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.

Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.

Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements...

Fight on for ol' SC!

FIGHT CRIME SHOOT BACK!

Figures don't lie, but liars can figure!

File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo!

File cannot be copied onto itself.

File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?

File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.

Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.

Filth & profanity tolerated here!

Finally both Oars in the Water - Floating

Finally, a liberal opposition!

Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!

Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT

Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream!

Fire In The Hole

Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher>

Firemen like things HOT!

FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt.

First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers!

First you take a leak.

First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin

Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!

Five is right out.

Fjord [n] - A make of Norwegian automobile.

Fla Come on vacation, return on probation

Flamethrower not included...

Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)

Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England!

Floggings will continue until morale improves

Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?

Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict

FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts

Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation

Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.

Focus? When's the Picture?

Fog is an extremist.

Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. ---

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Folks who like Macs usually got a deep discount.

Follow the yellow rubber line ...

Followed by the explosive harpoon

Food .... a wonderful thing to waist!

Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.

Football players have odd shaped balls.

For the captain ashore, I wanna go home.

For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.

For the times...they are a'changin'....

For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, all around Nut.

For they are subtle and quick to anger.

For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!

For some Reason, reality is an illusion.

For that rundown feeling - jaywalk.

For the millionth time, don't exaggerate!

For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin

For want of the price of tea and a slice...

For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes.

For what it's worth!!!!

For what it's worth!!!!

For want of the price of tea and a slice...

For those who choose to BBS with the very best.

For those who have better things to do with their time, but don't care.

For those 'special' times...

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

For when you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.

For Sale: Dehydrated HýO - $14 per quart

For THIS I bought a computer?

For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy.

For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

For great wrong doings there are great punishments

For a snark is a boojum, you see.

For every action there's an equal & opposite criticism

For further discussion. :-)

For a funny quote, call back late.

For a snark is a boojum, you see.

For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.

For a good time call 911.

For a good time, type FORMAT C:

FORD: Found On Road Dead.

Forecast for tonight: Dark

Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!

Forest fires prevent bears.

Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home!

Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons

Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.

Form emptiness, emptiness form.

Format C: Kills software bugs dead.

Format Hard Drive: (Y)es, (O)k, (F)ine with me

Formatting ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ

Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!

Four minus two is one and the same.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Fractionation--1/3-world country.

Frailty, thy name is Seagate.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!

Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.

Free and single again!

Free communication, free thought!

Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!!

Freedom isn't free.

Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up

Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.

Fresh from the Box.

Friction is a drag.

Friend or Foe??????????????????

Friendly fire - ISN'T !

Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.

Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.

Friends don't let friends use Windows.

Friends don't let friends drink and post.

Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s!

Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.

FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs.

From the Desk of the Happy Hacker...

From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost

From the Department of Redundancy Department

From here to there and back

From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center

From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,

Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)

Fully compatable with everything, past, present, or future.

Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.

Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?

Funny, only sensible people agree with me.

Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...

G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers.

G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce?

Gaack is always best when served live

Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore!

Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.

Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over.

Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickly, please.

Garlic is good for you!

Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal!

Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.

Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote "Gay awarness week"

GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix.

Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert! (barf)

Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age

Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?

Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid!

General stupidity error reading drive C

General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!

General stupidity error reading drive C:

Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!

Genius has its limits...Stupidity DOESN'T!

Genius does what it must; Talent what it can

Geochronologists will date any old thing.

George Bush spelled sideways is O, he buggers

George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.

Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but we know better.

Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?

German for bra-Holdsemfromfloppin.

German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!

Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold

Gesundheit!

Get thee down. Be thou funky.

Get up in the sky where they can't find you.

Get it? -- Got it. -- Good!

Get thee down. Be thou funky.

Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers!

Get on the telephone!!! --Dr. Gene Scott

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked !

Get your OWN quote, dammit. This one's MINE.

Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please

GET SLACK!

GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents!

GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents.

GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!

Getting up early is hazardous to your health

Getting better - not older!

GIF at 11!

GIF'S, The GIF That Keeps On GIFFing

Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness

Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.

Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour puss

Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...

Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

Girls, girls, girls!

Give Me a Cookie!

Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!

Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this science and math stuff here.

Give happiness/Deserve happiness.

Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book.

Glaucoma Patients Need Legal Marijuana!

Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever...

Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong.

Go away or I'll taunt you a second time!

Go Ahead, Make My Day...

Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!

Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does...

Go ahead, Moderate my day.

Go ahead, moderate my day-PUNK!

Go Forth and Backup!

Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!

Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!

Go ahead. Dake my may.

God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart.

God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.

God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World!

God save the screen!

God is real, unless declared integer.

God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God

God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate!

God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.

GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer

Going back to the origin is called peace...

Going where no NC has gone before!

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Going.....Going.....GONE.........!

Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet..

Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe

Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following to close

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting.

Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart

Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work.

Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.

Good, Quick, Cheap. Pick any two!

Good, Fast, or Cheap : choose 2 of the 3

Good tea. --Nice house.

Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where-ever you are!

Goodbye, Mr. Bond!

Goooood Morning Iraq!

Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now?

GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal

Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.

Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ...

Got it straight now? Good.

Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!

Got DOS 3.3? Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY!

Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DINOSAURS

Government is a burden on the people.

Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!

Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving

Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.

Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma.

Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.

Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!'

Graves dug to custom fits.

Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does.

Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law.

Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer

Great Dames for sale.

Great minds always meet at infinity.

Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fajo

Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.

Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines.

Grippe............ A suitcase.

Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!

Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice?

Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Growl for me. Let me know you still care.

GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!

GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States!

GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers

Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter'

Guessóèàüç™ retain files, or any other key to reformat C:

GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface

GUI? Don't step in it!

Gun Control: A criminal's best friend.

Gun Control: Being able to hit your target.

Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...

Gun Control means using 2 hands

GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at!

Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.

Guns don't kill people off-line readers do.

Guns don't kill, bullets do.

Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo.

Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large

Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!

Hack? I like to call it appropriate.....

Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.

HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.

Half a loaf is better than no rest at all.

Half wits talk much but say little.

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!

Ham on rye ... a drunk radio operator!

Hand me the glass. (clink) No, the other glass

Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...

Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear

Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes funny'

Hang together or Hang Separately

Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier down here.

Hang up already.

Hangnail.......... A coat hook.

Hangover: the mourning after the night before

Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?

Happiness is wanting what you have.

Happiness can't buy you money.

Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die

Happiness is a BIG hard drive!

Happiness is a full backup.

Happiness is a warm modem.

Happiness is Being A SysOp...

Happiness is a loud belch.

Happiness is twin floppies.

Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes.

Happy as a Pig in Mud!

Hard hat area!!!!!

Hard disks never die... HA!

Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.

Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN ..

Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?

Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?

Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances.

Hard-learned lessons are remembered longest

Hardware: The part you kick.

Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!

Hardware: The part you kick.

Harry, keep the change...

Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!

Has HELL frozen over yet?

Has a room temperature IQ.

Has anybody ever found Waldo?

Hasta la vista, Baby!

Have you tried on your smile today?

Have you hugged your computer lately?

Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately?

Have a great day in spite of everyone!

Have screwdriver will fix.

Have a Nice Day !

Have you ever felt like a á tester?

Have you got anything without spam?

Have you hugged your chipset today?

Have you hugged your Sysop today?

Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?

Have you ever had to finally decide...

Have you cursed your software developer today?

Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?

Have universal translator, will mumble!

Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.<sigh>

Have a Happy HAPPY:-)

Have 8-track, Will Travel.

Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?

Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow!

Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans."

Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?

HD Crash: (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders?

HD Recovery: see online documentation....

He who laughs last probably made a backup.

He who has, worries; he who has not, longs.

He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.

He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prunes!

He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD!

He who laughs last is probably your boss.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

He who fart in church, sit in pew

He who laughs last probably made a backup.

He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!

He who is not busy being born, is busy dying.

He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP

He who hesitates is constipated.

He who hesitates is last.

He who hesitates goes after me.

He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker

He who dies with the most software WINS!

He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.

He who plays with self, pulls boner.

He who worships Divine Duck will soon sing swan song.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly

He is almost a statesman. He lies well.

He was as tough as a two dollar steak

He was the most... Human

He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.

He knew the precise psychological moment to say nothing.

He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet!

He's either dead or just very sleepy.

He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.

He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!

He's not exactly operating on all thrusters.

He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

Head cheese - it isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Headaches are all in your mind!

Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!

Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?

Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey

Hell with the lid off...BYTEBROTHERS!

Hell hath no misery like a backup ignored.

Hell is kept warm with profane burners.

Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either)

Hell with the lid off...BYTE BROTHERS!

Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 suntan block

Hello, I must be leaving!

Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³

Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!

Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!

Hello, Suicide Hotline, Please Hold..

Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking?

Hello, my serial number isÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³

HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!

Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?

Hello....Incontinence Hotline....Can you Hold

Hello?? Anyone home??

Help stamp out unfriendly conference hosts!

Help stamp out flaming ducks.

Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!!

Help you out? Certainly. Which way did you come in?

Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!

Help stamp out philatelists.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

Help, help! Im being repressed!

Help I've fallen and I can't reach my BEER !!!

Help--I'm being held captive by my modem!

Help me Norton, Help help me Norton....

HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.

HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!

Help! I'm trapped in a town without a deli!

Help! I'm addicted to s!

Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!

Help! I've fallen and can't reach my beer!

Help! My computer is holding me prisoner...

Help! Save my walrus!

Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!

Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Help!!me the apples are chaseing me??

Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick Fido. Stick, Dumb Dog.

Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy

Here, have some of mine, PLEASE!

Here's a .

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

Here's a tagline you have never seen before!

Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.

Heresy lays foundations for progress.

Hes not the Messiah . . . hes a very naughty boy.

Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?

Hex Dump: Where witches put used curses?

Hey, what's this ALT-227 thing for?

Hey, my (fill in the name) won't connect with anything at 9600!

Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!

Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat.

Hey, my (fill in the name) doesn't have a 16550 UART!

Hey, I was 'testing' it for 3 years!

Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?

Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!

Hey, you got a problem buddy??!!

Hey, who spilled coffee on my ?

Hey, where can I get a father board?

Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat

Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!

Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...

Hey Harry, what the hell's a JAMF??

HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.

Hey! Who took the cork out of my lunch?

Hey! This Really Works!

Hey! Your Trakball is upside down!

Hey! Watch where you aim that thing!

Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon.

Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯ»’ችÃÒç NO CARRIER

Hey!! That was funny. Did you hear...

Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!

Hi Windows 3.0, bye Windows 3.0

Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"

Hi, what would you like with your fries?

Hi June, how's the beaver?

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!

Hi! I am a disabled .signature virus.

Hi! I'm your quote for this evening...

Hi! I am a .signature virus. Copy me into your .signature file to join in!

High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59.

High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs.

Hind sight is always 20-20.

Hindquarters special of the day !Bring buns !

Hindsight is an exact science.

HIPMOTIZE!!

Hire a teenager while they still know it all.

Hire teenagers while they still know everything.

His wife hurt herself making dinner yesterday - frostbite

History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors.

History repeats itself because nobody listens.

Hit me, I'm a lawyer...

Hm! She is made of harder stuff!

Hmmm, Maybe I should have read this one!

Hmmm... What's this red button foº½¯°·¼NO CARRIER

Hmmm...Is this TAG on? Thump Thump Thump

Hmmmm... Now where did I park my Hard Drive

Hobbes did it, Mom!

Hold the Mayo.

Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:

Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather.

Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather.

Hole in The Mattress - By Mr. Completely

Hole in the Bed by I Missed Her Completely

Holy Razor blades, Batman! That was a close shave!

Home is where the computer is plugged in.

Home Sweet Home

Home sweet home..the place everybody should work...

Home of the Mc. Billions and Billions served.

Home of the Superconducting Kitty Collider.

Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect!

Honest teacher. A virus REALLY did eat my homework!

Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here...

Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Honey, what's 'Formatting C Drive' mean?

Honey, get out the whips and chains... company!

Honey quiet playing Mahjongg,I have to work..

Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!

Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'

Honk if you feel better than James Brown

Honk if you like obscene gestures!

Honk if you Hate Rap Music.

Horn busted! Watch for finger!

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

Hot damn we're cooking now.

Hot water Heaters: Hot water needs heating?

Hot Fudge Sundae falls on a Tuesday this year.

How is this for diplomacy----Shoot them all!

How long before we're as dumb as computers?

How does Teflon stick to pans?

How much wood did Peter Piper pick.. no, wait..

How many babies can a motherboard have?

How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How do you spell RELIEF? DISK_SPACE!

How do you determine the sex of a computer?

How the deuce d'you deduce that?

How you look depends on where you go.

How to defend yourself against a Banana.

How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!

How many weeks in a light year?

How much does it cost to ride an IO bus? 2 Bits.

How much wood did Peter Piper pick... no, wait...

How much is that wookie in the window?

How you look depends on where you go.

How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?

How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?

How come all you guys sit on your helmets?

How did I get here from there?

How do I turn the other cheek without getting up?

How about them apples....

How am I driving? --- 1-800-EAT-SHIT

How come wrong numbers are never busy!

How about a little peel & squeal at my place?

How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?

How did I get round from eating square meals?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!

How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

How do you cure a woman of nymphomania? Marry her.

How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.

How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.

Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie? Put it under the soap!

Hozone; Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!

HS/Link users get it coming and going!

Huh? You mean I can't send mail to myself??

Humanity prefers comfort over truth.

Humbled again by overlooking the obvious

Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...

Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Hysteria ... ^%#)%^@{]@!]|%#@+

I meant what I said --- I think.

I may look busy,but I'm just confused!

I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expectantly.

I multitask. I read in the bathroom!

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.

I make my own reality.....

I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.

I need to know, I need to know, I need to ...

I need all the help I can get!

I must have a mind like a steel seive!

I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.

I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.

I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.

I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

I live in my own world... Peaceful visitors welcome...

I like to leave messages *before* the beep.

I like to press wild flowers.

I loved her butt I left her behind.

I love it when a tagline comes together

I love Standards, there are so many of them!

I lost a button hole today.

I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.

I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died.

I plan to live forever, or die trying.

I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.

I plead temporary insanity. ;-)

I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!

I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course...

I parked my Hard drive, and now I can't find it!

I qualified for Raw Bits!

I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.

I posted my joke.

I prefer 'Indiana', We named the DOG Indiana!

I pulled the finger...and she sank...

I need all the help I can get!

I never promised you a rose garden...

I never could remember punch lines!

I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!

I need everything; do you have it??

I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.

I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.

I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!

I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.

I just _adore_ this !

I just LOVE quoting!!!

I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy

I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?

I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....

I is knot dain bramaged!!!

I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape..

I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.

I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....

I just fade my voice out like this and cue...

I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!

I just found the last bug!

I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.

I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...

I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.

I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.

I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up!

I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

I have that file, it's right he........

I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000

I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red?

I know this is off-topic, but...

I know the combination to your locked baud rate..

I know a heartache when I see one.

I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.

I know someone with the exact same name! Really? Who?

I know something Bo doesn't!

I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.

I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.

I left my s on my 486.

I know the combination to your locked baud rate..

I know this ship like the back of my hand.. - Scotty

I laughed, I cried, I fell down,...

I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.

I just injured a groin muscle; & it wasn't mine!

I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best

I know and I know you know I know.

I know a heartache when I see one.

I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.

I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere

I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.

I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!

I have got a disk ache !

I wanna die with NOTHING left working!<grin>

I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen

I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.

I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!

I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.

I want my, I want my, I want my XRS!

I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS

I was born this way! What's your excuse?

I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...!

I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap music

I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!

I was a snowball in hell.

I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd

I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!

I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!

I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...

I toast. Therefore I am.

I used to write, but now I message.

I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.

I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.

I think, therefore I am overqualified...

I wonder what this button does....

I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.

I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow?

I work with User-Surly Software.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems..?

I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer.

I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?

I write therefore I exist

I would save the whales if knew where to put them.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I wouldn't wish it on Mae West enemy.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays better

I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!

I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm gone!

I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it.

I was BSer long before I became a BBSer!

I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...

I will always love the false image I had of you.

I welcome criticism write yours here _______

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter

I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching.

I really said "NO!

I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.

I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!

I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - Spock

I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.

I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.

I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!

I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.

I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.

I should have BBSed all night...

I seen you do the dog, I seen you getting down

I shall digitize or die !!!

I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK!

I smell smoke...

I remember now / I remember how it started.

I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.

I resemble that remark....

I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading

I read the DOC's...is this English?

I saw it on the radio.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I said it! Oh! I said it again!

I said MAYBE and that's final!

I said a BUD LIGHT - Joan of Arc

I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!

I think, therefore I am (or am I?).

I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!

I think I'm gonna, spew.

I think, therefore I am... I think.

I think I think, therefore I might be.

I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.

I think I'm gonna, Puke.

I think I'm gonna, Hurl.

I think, therefore I am... I think.

I think, therefore I am overqualified.

I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow

I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said...

I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!

I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!

I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.

I still don't remember, why I hated it.

I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

I started a joke, which set the whole world crying

I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks.

I think I'm gonna, Barf.

I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.

I suppose I'm really, really interested...

I take my pet lion to church every Sunday..He has to eat.

I think I see a tag line comming... YEP.

I _ . Music

I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.

I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am he as you are me and we are all together

I am That, you are That, all this is That.

I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!

I am NOT a merry man. -- Worf

I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.

I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!

I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

I am NOT a criminal --R. Nixon

I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon

I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.

I am immortal, at least till I die.

I am not young enough to know everything.

I am schizophrenic, and so am I.

I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.

I am he as you are me and we are all together.

I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.

I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.

I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.

I am so smart I make myself sick.

I am still in á testing, wait until I am released.

I am the root of some evil...send some money.

I am committed--or should be.

I can name that file in TWO bytes!

I can help; my fees are reasonable.

I can resist anything but temptation.

I can trace my s back 8 generations

I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !

I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.

I came. I saw. I stole your tagline.

I can't help being me...I was born this way.

I can't hear you over all this line noise!

I can't believe my computer's on fire.

I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!

I can't go to no stonin' today!

I am not responsible for advice not taken!

I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket

I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs

I avoid cliches like the plague.

I am not young enough to know everything.

I am so smart I make myself sick.

I call things as I see them; If I didn't, I make them up!

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included

I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.

I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus!

I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.

I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,

I can't help it -- I'm a lawyer.

I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!

I DID read the manual...

I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!

I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.

I Came, I Saw, IRAN

I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?

I Came, I Saw, I Left.

I HATE it when it does that!

I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown.

I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!

I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

I Feel Better Now.

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....

I _ my dog, I _ my cat, I _ my wife :-)

I _ my dog, _ my cat, and I don't _ baby seals. Have a _ day.

I _ my wife,I _ my cat, I _ Med, I _ if I do,_ if I don't

I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

I _ P C

I _ QEdit!

I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.

I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.

I C what you mean.

I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don't tell my wife.

I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.

I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!

I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!

I [_] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.

I [_] My Dog. I [_] My Cat.

I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent!

I ain't broke, just badly bent!

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.

I [_] My Cat. I [_] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)

I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT holder was already taken

I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointuation

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...

I always use the goodest English.

I always have parts left over when working on my car!

I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.

I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!

I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.

I Love Toxic Waste

I Only See In Infrared.

I Like to help you out,which way you come in?

I Love Animals......They're Delicious!

I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken)

I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"

I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.

I REALLY DO

I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

I SWEAR I thought she was 18!

I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.

I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!

I got a Motie in my eye.

I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better...

I got no prob with "Bob"

I give up, what is the meaning of life?

I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herman

I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!

I gotta bad feeling about this...

I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!

I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.

I had one just like it ... only different.

I feel much better since I gave up hope!

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel the NEED for SPEED!!

I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference

I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!

I failed my blood test! I didn't study.

I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...

I get the news I need on the weather report.

I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.

I forgot where I left my short term memory!

I fought the lawn and the lawn won...

I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.

I drink, therefore I am.

I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere.

I have not yet begun to byte!

I have 100 GB of software, All on 360K floppies!

I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!

I have more than enough of almost everything.

I have no mouth, and I must burp.

I have how many macros?!?

I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out!

I have an important role as a bad example.

I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???

I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.

I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter!

I hang around where the grass is greener...

I hate Saturdays

I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.

I hate it when that happens!

I hate these _[0;1;5;34;44mBLINKING_[0m s!!

I hate these things.

I have come here to kick ascii.

I have a list, they will never be missed ...

I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.

I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one...

I have a � YEN � for things like that

I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.

I can't remember if I used to know that.

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause...

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

I cannot afford to waste my time making money!

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!

I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare!

I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.

I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!

I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!

I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!

I didn't write this; a very complex macro did.

I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!

I can resist anything but temptation.

I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!

I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.

I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused .

I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk

I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.

I can't help it, it's my nature.

I can't believe my computer's on fire.

I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1........

I can't go to no stonin' today!

I drank WHAT?!? - Socrates

I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi...

I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.

I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices!

I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.

I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.

I don't steal s - I replicate them.

I don't want to be literate, I just want to program

I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all day.

I don't want a toaster.

I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!

I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!!

I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way!

I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

I don't care about apathy.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

I don't get even, I get Odder!!

I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard...

I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!

I don't need directions. I need HELP!

I don't recall running for this office.

I don't think so - Homey the Clown

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!

I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.

I know a good tagline when I steal one.

I'd like it all automated.

I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim.

I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.

I'd like some JUNK FOOD...then I want to be ALONE.

I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!

I'd strongly oppose apathy, if I cared

I'd put it on my to-do list,but I can't count that high

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...

I'd enjoy the day more if it started later.

I'd Say More But I've Run Out of Time & Space.

I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrious.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess..

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

I'll do it tomorrow, quite calling me a procrastinator!

I'll buy THAT for a dollar.

I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!

I'll have to think twice before I give it a second thought...

I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote.

I'll bite your legs off!

I'll be unstopable when I get started...

I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

I'll nibble if you'll byte.

I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS...

I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.

I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name

I'll never forget good ol' what's-his-name.

I'll try anything once too often.

I'll drink to that!

I'll call you back, my call-waiting's beeping!

I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.

I'll nibble if you'll byte.

I'll be lost in the ozone for a while.

I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words!

I'll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger

I'll try anything once too often.

I'll take tuna on rye, hold the mercury.

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.

I'll only bite if you want me to!

I'll panic if I bloody well want to.......

I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.

I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!

I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that!

I'm not old, just chronologically challenged!

I'm not a Sysop, but I play one on TV...

I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.

I'm not an acronym... I'm a human being! Err... Oops.

I'm not a doctor, although I play one on tv

I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?

I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T

I'm not young enough to know everything

I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going!

I'm only happy when I worry about stuff.

I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.

I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally!

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

I'm not in a hurry; I just want to get in front of you.

I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!

I'm not lost - just misguided.

I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged".

I'm more humble than you are!

I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.

I'm much too young to feel this damned old.

I'm not Cheap - Just Frugal.

I'm neither for, nor against, apathy.

I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer!

I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T!

I'm not 32 , I'm 18 with 14 years experience!

I'm not old I'm chronologically disadvantaged.

I'm not prejudiced; I hate everybody equally!

I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..

I'm not short, I am Vertically challenged.

I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss.

I'm too sexy for myself.

I'm too sexy for this class.

I'm tired of being a sex symbol!

I'm too sexy for this party.

I'm try'n to protect what I keep inside..

I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.

I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's

I'm telling you, they are EVERYWHERE!

I'm sure that I'm confused about being sure..

I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.

I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!

I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.

I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On!

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm too sexy to read the docs....

I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?

I'm unsafe at any speed.

I'm usually awake near the end of the day.

I'm on the see-food diet - see food, eat it!

I'm so BAD! I even steal my own s!!

I'm so confused....

I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog.

I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!

I'm so nervous, yesterday I got a fingernail transplant!

I'm only sixteen! I'm too young to be freeze dried!

I'm rated PG-34!!

I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS

I'm sorry. Did you say something?

I'm sorry I've been indulging in creative forgetting.

I'm sorry, what does 'Off Topic' mean?

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe!

I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information.

I'm sorry -- my karma ran over your dogma.

I'm standing! And I can't fall down!

I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!

I'm sure that I'm confused about being sure..

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!

I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.

I'm a doctor, not an Engineer!,You are now.

I'm a tagline and I'm okay...

I'm a very modest person. And damn proud of it.

I'm an Omegosh tester.

I'm a 5¬' drive, she has a 3«' drive, it'd never work out

I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.

I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability?????

I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.

I'm developing "TAGrophobia" !

I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.

I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

I'm excessively annoying.

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave..

I'm an Omegosh tester.

I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else.

I'm bad. I'm nationwide

I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me!

I'm FLYING I'm FLYING! >>THUD<<

I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for decades.

I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think....

I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.

I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had.

I'm *not* paranoid! (Who wants to know?)

I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist!

I'm Arnold Shwarzenegger's Twin Brother!

I'm a perfectionist with other people's work.

I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not your Mum!

I'm a confirmed sexist. I prefer sex!

I'm Yankee Doodle Dandee in a Gold Rolls Royce.

I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.

I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was?

I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief!

I'm SO nice, that when I step in it I don't say it.

I'm SMOKING the Dragon...

I'm more humble than you are!

I'm into BBS&M.

I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon.

I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk.

I'm just a peripheral visionary.

I'm just trying out this . It seems a bit small.

I'm having an old friend for dinner -- H. Lecter

I'm having one of those decades.

I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?

I'm here because I'm not all there.

I'm having a big bang theory! ---Zippy

I'm losing my thought of train....

I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.

I'm looking for myself. Anybody seen me lately?

I'm mad as heck....where's the check!

I'm just trying out this . It's not registered yet.

I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon

I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.

I'm just needling you about the thread

I'm feeling homicidal. Say anything!

I'm friends of the Daniels brothers..... Jack and Charlie!!!

I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.

I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!

I'm getting better but I forgot the subject!!

I'm glad we don't get all the government we pay for.

I'm flexible..just don't change anything.

I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.

I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.<grin>

I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS! --Henry Kissinger

I'm gonna wash that yam right outta my hair ...

I'm happy as a clam in heat .. in heat ??

I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?

I'm hardware and don't know anything about software.

I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.

I'm going to disconnect your brain.

I'm getting better! You'll be stone dead in a moment.

_ I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK _

I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@

I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself!

I've got morals; I just don't know where they are.

I've got too many hands on my time!

I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!

I've fallen and I need Stand Up.

I've got an Invisible Touch...whatever the hell that is.

I've fallen but the stupid button doesn't WORK!

I've dialed and I can't hang up!

I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken.

I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!

I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!

I've had a difficult past few lives.

I've had a hard drive, think I'll crash.

I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!

I've had just about all I can take of myself.

I've Forgotten MY EZ Password! (*^()*^_ *^(@

I've commited adultery in my heart many times.

I've been vaccinated against rabies. *snarl*

I've fallen! And I can't reach my BEER!

I've fallen! And I don't care!

I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!

I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I've crashed and I can't boot up!

I've Forgotten MY EZ Password! (*^()*^_ *^(@

I've upped my standards, now UP YOURS!

I've committed adultery in my heart many times

I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime.

I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!

I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...

I've got a swell idea -- let's put on a show!

IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"

IBM PS/1? A Prodigy Workstation!

IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes Today!

IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.

IBM:You can buy better,but you can't pay more

ICBM = Start of the daily routine for an Eskimo.

Ice not found, pour straight to continue.

Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone...

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant.

Idiots rise to the level of their incompetency!

Idleness is the holiday of fools.

If I were you, who'd be me?

If I *argue* with you,I must take up a contrary position!

If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!

If All Fails, READ THE DOCS !

If (stone != rolling) moss++;

If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?

If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't

If I save the whales, where do I keep them?

If I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg

If I only had something to do with my life!?!

If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs.

If At First You Don't Succeed Call The Author.

If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ?

If E=MCý, how many watts do my speakers take?

If I didn't know now what I didn't know then

If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?

If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.

If you could get there from here you wouldn't want to.

If you don't cook you get a raw deal every meal!

If you don't care where you're at, you ain't lost!

If you don't get it first,you don't get it all

If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!!

If you come any closer introduce yourself!

If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.

If you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know.

If you leave the room, you're elected.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

If you don't vote, don't complain...

If you don't know the answer....make one up!

If you look closely at Gorbachev's head, you'll see our number.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

If your behind is in front, you turned around!

If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_.

If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.

If you're 1 in 1 million, there's 2500 of you.

If you want your name spelt wrong, die.

If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.

If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!

If your cow, has only one teat dairy farming just isn't for you!

If you can't make it good, make it big.

If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.

If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!

If you can read this, you're too close.

If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'.

If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.

If you can't do it well, enjoy doing it badly.

If you want my advice, pay me!

If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!

If your behind is in front, you turned around!

If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!

If you're not in NJ, where do you think you are?

If you're not a hemmoroid get off my ass!

If you're gonna use s, at least write yer own! (c)

If you're gonna wake a Tiger - use a LONG STICK!

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

If I had a Life I would be living it.

If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. --PKD

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.

If you want your name spelt wrong, die.

If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - SW

If you say nothing no one can make you repeat it

If you push something hard enough...

If you prick me, do I not... leak?

If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!

If you want peace, work for justice

If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.

If you want my advice, pay me!

If you want it, press [esc] now!

If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!

If you wait, it will go away.

If you pay peanuts, do you get monkeys?

If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one ...

If it is to be, it is up to me.

If it isn't good, may it be struck by lightning. Again!

If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it.

If it don't cook, it ain't jazz.

If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing.

If it looks easy, it's tough...

If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY !

If it weren't for C, we'd all use Pascal, BASIC and COBOL!

If it taste good, spit it out, it's bad for you.

If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour?

If it ain't broke, kick it harder!

If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it.

If it stinks, it's chemistry.

If it looks tough, it's impossible.

If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly --

If it looks easy, it's tough.

If it works, Don't fix it.

If it's glowing, don't eat it...

If it's useless and does nothing, call it v1.0

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

If it's not violent.. WHAT FUN IS IT?

If it's not music I don't want to hear it!

If it works, it must be obsolete.

If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force!

If only AT&T knew what I was do&%$__m6% NO CARRIER ....

If nothing can go wrong, something will !

If not for us, you might have done something constructive.

If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.

If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?

If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong.

If seeing is believing, some skeptics wouldn't look.

If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!

If nobody uses it, there's a reason.

If my disk crashes do I require autoexec insurance?

If it's fixed, don't break it!

If it's dirty, it belongs here!

If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??

If it's Monday it must be meatloaf!

If it's in stock, we've got it!

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!

If life is a bowl of cherries, throwing stones is ok.

If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.

If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!

If it isn't borken, don't fix it.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...

If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers???

If PRO<>CON is Congress the Opposite of Progress?

If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

If Windows sucked it would be good for something.

If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast!!!!

If anything -can't- go wrong, it will.

If all goes well, you've overlooked something!

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If You Choose Not To Decide You Still Have Made A Choice

If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.

If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear would Greece help?

If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte..

If I only had something to do with my life!?!

If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

If I save the whales, where will I keep them?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

If I were you, who'd be me?

If I were two faced, would I wear this one?

If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!

If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Human

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

If at first you dont succeed.. read the book!

If it ain't broke, you CAN'T fix it!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!

If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!?

If it ain't broke, break it!

If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.

If it doesn't, paint it!

If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If it doesn't move, NEEDLEPOINT it!

If computers save time, when do we get it back?

If at first you don't succeed, you're about normal.

If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!

If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it

If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once.

If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed, blame the computer!

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence.

If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it

If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.

If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it.

If they don't pay ya', SUE THE BASTARDS!!!

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower

If they can't take a joke....fuck 'em.

If there is any way to do it wrong, he will.-Ed Murphy

If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.

If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!

If this statement wasn't here,This space would be left intentionally blank

If this were an actual , it would be funny.

If voting could bring change, it would be illegal.

If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!

If u cn rd ths u shld sy no 2 drgs !

If tree fell on florist, would he make sound?

If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian.

If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marcos

If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

If the thunder don't get you ...

If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!

If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marcos

If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.

If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders...

If the world is a átest, we must be the bugs.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If this were an actual , it would be funny.

If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.

If you get to the end, who cares about the means?

If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.

If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.

If you leave the room, you're elected.

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!

If you push something hard enough...

If you prick me, do I not... leak?

If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?

If you don't get it first,you don't get it all.

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost!

If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first!

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do??

If winning isn't important; then why keep score?

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?

If you can't document it, it isn't true.

If you can't make it good, make it big.

If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.

If you can't keep it up, move over!

If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!!

If you can't fix it call it a feature.

IF TAGLINE = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief)

IF KidsPerFamily > 2 THEN Ecological.Crime = TRUE

IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.

IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief

IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING.

If(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(UntilNextDay);

ifyoucanreadthisyou'retooclose

Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouts.

IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMY.

Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart.

Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever

Ignorance kills daily.

Ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Ignorance is where learning begins...

Ignorance is bliss... so life's great if you are ignorant

Ignorance is temporary; Stupid is forever.

Ignore your health and it will go away.

Ignore the man behind the screen.

Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician!

Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!

ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...

Im looking for an Al, last name Choholic..

Im Bart Simpson.. who the hell are you? - Bart Simpson

Im a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy

Im FLYING Im FLYING! >>THUD<<

Imagination is more important than knowledge!

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!

Imagination-Inspiration for a resourceful Mind.

Immoral Majority Charter Member.

IMPIETY: Your irreverence toward my deity.

ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!

Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.

Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!

In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal

In WW III, all men will be cremated equal.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.

In ((STEREO)) where available.

In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly.

In God we trust you pay in gold.

In every revolution there is one man with a vision.

In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world - F. Zappa

In the game of life, father time always wins

In the winter you lose your body; in the summer you lose your mind.

In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.

In the tickling and the trembling of freeze tag

In the pursuit of distortion-free AUDIO!

In case of emergency read manual.

In the dark, all cats are gray.

In the end Gravity Wins.. Dolly Parton..

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

In tabulario donationem fect.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In search of the perfect .

In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!

In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.

In stereo (where available).

IN THE COMPUTER ROOM, no one can hear you SCREAM!

Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation.

Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.

Incest should stay in the Family.

Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Incongruous -- Where U.S. laws are made.

Indecision is the basis for flexibility.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Indecision Clouds My Vision.

INDIAN Cuisine is a challenge, eat it often!

Individualists unite!

Inevitability is my first goal as a writer.

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Inflation has gone up about a dollar a quart.

Inflation is a result of legalized counterfeiting.

Innuendo: Italian for 'suppository'.

Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.

Inquiring minds already think they know!

Inquiring minds couldn't care less!

Insanity is all in the mind

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids.

Insanity is fun if you do it right.

Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready.

Insert Witty Tagline Here ...

Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.

Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.

Install failed: Attempting to transfer virus to c:

Installation recommended (not included).

Insufficient memory for Mackintosh users.

Insufficient resourses : insert Wallet into drive A: ...

Intelligence Incarnate.

Intense : Where campers hang out.

Intentionally concentrating and inhaling the vapors can be harmful.

Interchangeable devices won't.

Interchangeable devices won't.

InterLink Shareware conference moderator.

International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves

Into your heart it will creep.

Invertebrate punster - so slug me!

Invertebrates make no bones about it.

Iow-a, Iow-a, it's off to space I go-a....

IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it..

Iraq-nophobia...Never!

IRAQ: Went in, kicked ass, then got the hell out!

Iraq's national Bird: DUCK!

Iraqi rifle for sale... Never fired... Dropped once.

Iraqi Bingo: B-52...F-16...M-1...F-18...F-117...A-10...

Irresponsible Rip-Off Service.

IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return.

Is the register better or the times?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me?

Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob?

Is it just me, or is my monitor breathing?

Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?

Is it 'Flow Control' or 'wolF lortnoC'

Is this the right room for an argument?

Is this what you intend to do with your life?

Is there a patient in the house?

Is this some more of that Trombonist's humor?

Is there a tax exemption for codependents?

Is virus a 'micro' organism?

Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe?

Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?

Is OS/2 only half an operating system?

Is :-> a C++ operator or what?

Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs?

Is death legally binding?

Is THAT all, Bernard Goetz?

Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn...

Is acid rain really a form of hippy manna?

Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?

Is beer like Champagne?

Is a Transcontinental Auto Trip a Hard Drive?

Is This Where a "" Goes?

IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO

Isn't shrimp on a Barbie a bit kinky?

Isn't damn Yankee one word?

Isn't that special.

Isn't it interesting that IRANGATE Proves crooks go free?

It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.

It only takes a small oven to produce a half-baked idea.

It only rang twice...then the dog answered..

It only works when you're not looking.

It said, "Insert Disk #3", but only 2 would fit

It shall be said: He died as he had lived: In his sleep.

It may be GUI but you still can't eat it!

It matters not so much what you sing, but why --- J.S. Bach

It just won't break, chip, or split.

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.

It looks like a flying purple people eater!

It may be GUI but you still can't eat it!

It slices, it dices.

It takes a long time to understand nothing.

It was a stark and dormy night ...

It was a dark and stormy byte...

It went *ZAP* when it fired.

It won't work.

It works better if you plug it in THEN turn it on!

It was SUPPOSED to be a surprise.

It was supposed to be so easy...

It takes years to become an overnight success.

It tasted so good the first time, I brought it back up for an encore.

It used to be so easy...

It was a glitch and - IT'S GONE! I'm back!

It just doesn't get any better than this. Ok, maybe it does...

It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.

It doesn't work, but I'm working on it....

It did WHAT? - Well, it's not *supposed* to do that.

It don't get much better than this folks.

It goes in, it must come out.

It got better when the Swedish Bikini Team came.

It changed my life, it was good, the end.

It can't be full...I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES !

It IS the heat!!

It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.

It all makes sense if you take every other word...

It always happens, but we never expect 'the unexpected'

It has no advantage to argue with the teacher.

It has no punch lines.

It is better to wear out than to forget.

It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.

It is better to wear out than to rust out.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah!

It is when I struggled to be brief that I became obscure.

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

It is a conspiracy.

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It works better if you plug it in.

IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP

It'll be in v2.9....I promise!!!!

It's hard to type when you gotta go Baaaad... ummmmm...

It's either very early or very late.

It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA!

It's just a jump to the left..........

It's called getting it in the NEC.

It's deja vu all over again.

It's easier to do good then be good.

It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!

It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either.

It's never as easy as you think.

It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!

It's my birthday today! Hooray.

It's kind of fun doing the impossible.

It's not a Mystery Reader anymore.

It's STILL not weird enough for me!!!

It's The First MOOD RING : Û

It's Easier to Put on Slippers. Then To Carpet The World.

It's 11pm, do you know where your modem is?

It's 10:00. Do you know what time it is?

It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??

It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,...

It's always darkest at the top of the stairs.

It's always harder to pave the way for others!

It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!

It's alive Jim, but not as we know it!

It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight.

It's as EZ as 1-2-3 HA!

It's a Board! It's a plane! It's A, aah, A, aah, aw, screw it...

It's just a jump to the left..........

It's just like life. Only more so.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!

It's great to do nothing and rest afterward.

It's great AND less filling.

It's easier to do good then be good.

It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser

It's funny because *I* said it!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

It's my idea 'cause I stole it first!

It's not a virus - it's been Windows

It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!

It's not just a BBS...it's an adventure.

It's not a bug, it's a feature! (Marketing 101)

It's not a Bug, it's a hidden and seldom used feature.

It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.

It's not a BBS, but it plays one on TV.

It's not a BBS, it's a concept.

It's colder than a witches t*t in a brass bra on the 12th of January!

It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese....

It's a gnarly day in the neighborhood...

It's a probable twelve to seven...

It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight.

It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?

It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,...

It's a busy life in Camelot:

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

It's a state of mind.

It's back...and it's got a gun.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

It's called getting it in the NEC

It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown.

It's always someone else's problem anyway ...

It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!

It's all a conspiracy.

It's always darkest before you step on the cat.

It's not just a job, it's a BBS.

It's not a black or a white thing... It's a death thing!

It's Alive. Well, not REALLY, but it was pretty scary, huh.

It's Abby Normal's brain!

It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?

It's Late. Go To Sleep.

It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money.

It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead Of Politicians

It's O.K., they're speaking Chinese.

It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents.

It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a

It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!

It's not if you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

It's not my FAULT.

It's not my planet monkeyboy.

It's on the way, yes it is.

It's not pretty being easy.

It's not just a phone line, it's $5.70 a month.

It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much

It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.

It's someone else's fault!

It's sunning cats and dogs.

It's who you look like, not who you are.

It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

It's not my FAULT

It's not pretty being easy.

It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill...

It's only cheating when you get caught!

It`s not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.

Itch for fame? Use powder daily.

Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.

Its not for everyone, so what are you doing here

Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!

Its fatal to be appreciated in one's own time.

Its never as easy as the manual says it is!

Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)

Its a dogma-eat-dogma world!

Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?

Ive got a lot of honey on my nose.

Ive been dead before. - Cpt. Spock

‹ô ˜•– ‡„ü't b‰ "ôŸŠ¤s‹v‰ WH˜ B™TH�R¨

Japan says your illiterate.

Japanese Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."

Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.

Jeffrey Darmer is a smoker. They found a pile of butts in his house!

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: How to cook with Heard and Soul.

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: How to get a head in refrigeration.

Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BOB-B-Que.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BABY Back Ribs.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Baked Alaskan.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: ART's Choked Heart.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Scrambled Legs.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Eyesburg Lettuce.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Shisk-K-BOB.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Elbow Macaroni.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: VINCE Meat Pie.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Fillet O'FRED.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Handburger.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Brown Knees.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: CHUCK's Roast.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Head Lettuce.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Finger Sandwiches.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Rump Roast.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Kidney Pie.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Moo Goo Guy in a Pan.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: PETER Bread.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Screamin' SAMMY Sausage.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Mixed Nuts.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Leg O'SAM.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Rice a RONNIE.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Icebox Surprise Pie.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Manwich.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Tongue Sandwich.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Sloppy JOE.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: TERRY Aki.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Sum-Yun-Guy.

Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Spaghetti and Pete's Balls.

Jellybeans and windex are essentially evil.

Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!

Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable prizes.

Jesus Saves --at First National Bank

Jesus saves, Moses earns, but the Mongol Hordes

Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.

Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!

Jesus Saves... but Moses invests!

JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.

Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID!

Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!

Jim, I'm a programmer, not a paeologist! :->

Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.

Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!

Jimmy Dean --- Rebel Without a Sausage.

Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?

Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?

Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!

Joe's crematorium u kill'em we grill'em!

Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!

Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!

Johnson & Johnson : ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ "ouch"

Join the joyride!

Join s Anonymous. We can help.

Join the Athletics conference today!

Join s Anonymous. We can help.

Jose Canseco - role model for the '90's???

Jumbo Shrimp?! Let's think about that.

Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise ..

Junior, quit playing with your floppy!

Junk software doesn't require MNP transfers

Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.

Just another useless, unnecessary tagline!

Just another random quote.

Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy

Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)

Just another prisoner of gravity!!

Just crank it up!

Just because your paranoid, Dont mean there not after you

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating

Just call on me, and I'll send it along.......

Just a RIME without a reason.....

Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...

Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke" -C. Thomas

Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.

Just exactly how much 'Whiz' is in Cheese Whiz?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Just like '976-TALK', only better and cheaper.

Just checking if you're busy...

Just jiggle it a little, it'll open.

Just lie back and enjoy it.

Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...

Just another dull moment in S.MR

Just Visiting This Planet . . .

Just pretend it's a VAX.

Just remember, CAPTAIN Riker's never lost.

Just a shameless ascii thief...

Just My Opinion (But I'm Always Right!)

Just some extemporaneous personal communication

Just wait until I reply to YOUR reply!

Just slightly ahead of it's time.

Just say NO! to Pc Tools...

Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy.

Just because you say it doesn't make it true.

Just a lil angel with a dirty face.

Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

Just say NO! to Pc Tools...

Just nod if you can hear me.

Just outside the realm of reality, and somewhat west of Jersey.

Just crank it up!

Just doing time on plaet Earth...

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DAVE?

JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!

JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world

Keep out of reach of children.

Keep your city clean...eat a pigeon.

Keep honking...I'm reloading

Keep it where it belongs, Not where you want it!

Keepin' up with the joneses is killin' me

Kennedy Cab&Catering - for the party & ride of a lifetime.

Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED!

Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!' 'A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?'

Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird...

Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to Continue.

Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue

Keyboard: device used to enter errors into the computer.

Keyboard: a device for entering mistakes into a computer.

Khristmas Karol with a K?

Kill-9,do NOT pass go,do NOT collect $200...

Kill the extremists.

Kill What You Can't Understand.

Kill two birds with one stone? What happend to shotguns?

Kill the wabbit!!! Kill the wabbit!!!

KILL IT..before it sucks the chrome off!

KILL the s.o.b. - THEN count to 10.

Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out.

KILROY was here.

Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack

Kiss my ASCII.

KissimmeE-FL--A-ReaL-MickY-MousE-TowN-®

Klaatu barada niktu-Gort,Ive fallen and I cant get up

Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!

Kleenex Von Trapp: The Sound of Mucous.

Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!

Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing.

Know why they're roach clips,POT holder was already taken!

Know what I mean? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge! _

Know of what you speak, speak of what you know!

Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.

Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers.

Known to be addictive.

Kotex not best thing in world, but next to it.

KOTEX - a radio station in Texas.

Kvack, Kvack! --Duck speaking with a Swedish accent.

La. where the chemicals meet the water.

Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.

Laddie, d'ye think ye might like to rephrase that?

Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.

Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the planet.

Lamers need not reply.

Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs

LANtmine A server on the verge of crashing.

Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 years ago.

Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!

Later, dude.

Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!

Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laughter lubes lifes engine.

LAWFUL,adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.

Lawyer - the larval form of Politician.

Lawyers work in their briefs.

Lawyers collect on marital bonds!

Lazarus Long probably said it best!

Lead, Follow, or get the Hell out of the way...

Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!

Lead me not into temptation; I'll find my own way.

Leak proof seals-will, self-starters-won't.

Leakproof seals--will.

Learning unix via man | pg

Learning is a wondrous thing!

Leave me alone. I'm tired.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Leonard Nimoy for President in 1992! The Only Logical Candidate!

Leonard Nimoy for President in 1992! Live Long and Prosper!

Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.

Lern two spel.

Les Nesman: Born to be mild... heck on wheels!

Lesbianism: Sh*t can happen lickity slit.

Less is more.

Less filling!

Lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude

Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!

Let me be Ÿ FRANK Ÿ with you...

Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Let overwhelming ambition be your coach.

Let my people go! Land of Goshen......

Let me outta here. TRON is catching up to me.

Let me hear your belelaikas ringing out...

Let me go home and start over....

Let there be CLOVE (of Garlic) in your LIFE.

Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. J. Swaggart.

Let your fingers do the talking.

Let your speech be better than silence.

Let Us Celebrate!

Let's do some crimes.

Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.

Let's get... *Dangerous* (Darkwing, Duck!)

Let's do some crimes.

Let's have a war.

Let's you and him fight.

Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.

Let's talk about him in front of his back!

Let's see here...<ctrl>-<alt>-<del>...Oh no!Oops

LET'S MAKE A DEAL!

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.

Libertarian Party HQ free info # :

Lie me alibi -- Steven King.

Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?

Life would be easier if I had the source code ...

Life support system warranty expired!!!

Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!

Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.

Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised.

Life is like the Stock Market - Ups & Downs.

Life is never simple, but we pretend it is.

Life is short, eat dessert first!!

Life is too short for short people!

Life is a series of rude awakenings.

Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!

Life is short. Play hard.

Life is too short to wait in lines.

Life is full of undocumented features!

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Life eludes logic.

Life is like .......... an analogy.

Life Sucks and then you marry one who won't...

Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.

Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity

Life being what it is, I dream of revenge

Life is NOT a spectator sport!

Life is too short to drink cheep wine.

Life it seems, will fade away...

Life with pets is never dull.

Life was so much easier before law school <sigh>

Life is hard. . . . Then you die.

Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal

Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !

Life is full of little surprises - Pandora

Life is but a dream

Life is best done awake.

Life is a series of rude awakening's

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Life is a first draft....with NO rewrite.

Life...too many questions damn few answers.

Life: what happens while you're making other plans.

Life! Don't talk to me about life!

Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfing Time!

Life's a bitch and then you diet!

Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!

Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies!

Life's too short to date ugly girls!

Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!

Light travels at the speed of thought.

Light is square; darkness is round.

Lighten up guys! It was just a joke...

Lighten up, dude! Life's too short....

Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!

Like I said, It never hurts to ask!

Like it hell, Mikey LOVES it!

Line noise? What fh=.hElL is.LinS nfise?

Liposuction will destroy your FAT.

Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!

Listen carefully, I'm lying!

Listen carefully, I'm lying!

Live from New York, it's :

Live by the sword, die by the long bow.

Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!

Live Long and Perspire.

Live long and prosper. <Spock>

Live from Omaha - ... I'm bored!!!

Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me.

Live and Uncensored.

Live long enough to be a burden to your kids!

LIVE! Via modem...

Living proof that beautiful mutants exist among us.

Living it up in life!

Living on Ramen, Vitamin C, and Caffeine...

Living with saints is tougher than being one.

Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker!

Li×nÖe ûœno‘is@$e?? WhaÉt ûliæne noiòs÷e?û?

Load it, run it, guru it?

Loan someone a sympathetic ear.

Lock on to that explosion and fire!

Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD!

Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6

Logical solutions are not always the most obvious.

Loitering with intent to hesitate.

Long Live the Copernican Revolution!!!!

Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO

Loo slips stink ships!

Look, mom: No disk drive!

Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER

Look, it's trying to think.

Look, mom: No keyboard!

Look, mom: No Modem!

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Look, mom: No monitor!

Look, Elephant! We ain't got a hull no more!

Look, mom: No memory!

Look Ma, no point!!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes...

Look out for number one. But don't step in number two!

Look out below!

Look at all the Indians! - G. Custer

Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

Look up BBS in the dictionary and our number will be there.

Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of their parts.

Look to the Son, and shadows will fall behind you.

LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.

Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!

Lookin for a baby at mother board !!

Looking for more? Getting more!

Looking for More

Looking Good!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Looks like it's safe in here for a while?

Looossseeeee! You got some 'splainin' to do!

Loop: goto loop

Loose Yolks Kill Folks - Jersey Egg Enforcement Police

Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!

Lord give me patience......But Hurry!

Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best that I can.

Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.

Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.

Lose that ugly FAT!: Download a trojan today!

Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!

Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.

Losing Lottery tickets sold here.

Lost in the Supermarket.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Louder than Sam Kinnison.

LoudIsGood FastisBetter FastandLoudisBest!

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Love-Lust 'Whats the Difference ?' (at 3 in the morning)

Love is a matter of chemistry.

Love comes in spurts.

Love me...love my huskies!

Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners.

Love me....love my huskies!

Love is grand...Divorce is twenty grand...

Love means an unlimited charge card!

Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught!

LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!

Lucifernet - Works for me!

LUCIFERnet Ambassador to Europe.

LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!

LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead!

Lunch at the Y!

Lupins? Yes, lupins. Come on, come on.

Lurk, lurk, Lurk.

Lurkers Anonymous.

Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce!

M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.

Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head

Mac, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.

Macho does not prove mucho - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macintosh-PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove

Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"

MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove

MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not OS Hangs

Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum!

Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.

Magicians are a vanishing species.

Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...

Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker

Make a living, but make room for life.

Make my day, kill a GUI today.

Make rice, not war.

Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends.

Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows!

Make love, not war; get married and do both!

Make love, not war; be prepared for both

Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow.

Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot!

Make it so.

Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.

Make that two hearing aids, straight up!

Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)

Make a RUN for the Border...'Taco Bell'.

Makes more sense when you're tripping.

Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language.

Making a living selling lemonade.

Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets.

Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.

Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.

Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas

Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.

Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.

Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new-key.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.

Man with athletic fingers make broad jump.

Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth.

Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.

Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low down.

Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?

Manual? What manual? This is UNIX!

Many are educated...few are learned.

Many are cold, few are frozen.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it...

Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.

Marriage is not a word but a sentence.

Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!

Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!

Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids

Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.

Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock.

Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.

Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.

Masquerading as a man with a reason...

Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.

Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.

May thy Pipes be created on floppies

May the FORCE be with you

May you live in interesting times.

May all your PUSHes be POPed.

May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!

May your computer grow ears and start listening.

May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!

May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.

May cause excitability, especially in children.

Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????

Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.

Me opinionated? . . . Nah!

Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.

ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME

Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>

Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here.

Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.

Meaningless quotes a specialty.

Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe

Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.

Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long

Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.

Megahertz--when something is really painful.

Member, the Society for Creative Anachronism.

Member ACNE:Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic

Member: IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit!

Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.

Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team).

Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident

Memory--What you forget with.....

Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.

Men have no civil rights when women jab uncivil lefts.

Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love

Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure.

Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West...

Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc

Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired'

Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop.

Message contents may settle during downloading.

Message-write macros, Made to Order.

Message too long for screen - Press Enter

Message contents may settle during uploading.

Message contents may settle during shipping.

Meta-physics is meta-difficult.

Metaphors be with you.

Methodist by birth, Druid by choice.

Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.

Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer.

Microbiology Lab: STAPH ONLY!

Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.

Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs

Midas was into golden showers.

MIDI interface and controller by Yo-Mama-ha

Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz.

Miles, pray for an early or late baby.

MilliHelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.

Millisecond: Delay between a green light and honking horns

Mind full of trivia. No room left for real knowledge.

Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open.

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

Minor operation... Coal digging.

Miracle Software, Inc. 'If it works, it's a Miracle!'

Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! <Fweeeet!>

Missed by that much. " "

Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!

Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!

Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !

MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Nevada.

Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress.

MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.

Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!'

Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.

Mobius strippers never show you their back side.

Moby Dick - a venereal disease.

Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.

Modem owners do it online!

Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?

Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps.

Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors

Modem sex begins with a handshake.

MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors.

MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine

Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors

Modemo Ergo Dingbats

Modemo Ergo Dingbats

Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses

Moderating in Moderation

Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue...

Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??

Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?

Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!

Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of yourlife

MONDAY: The day after the ball game.

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

Money is the root of all bills.

Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?

Money is the root of all wealth.

Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.

Money talks: Mine says goodbye!

Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!

MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

Mongo only pawn in Game of Life.

Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Morbid............ A higher offer.

Morbius. There is something coming this way!"

More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.

More fun than humans deserve to have!

More fun than a dead fish.

More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!!

More things change, the more you need alterations.

More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.

More fun than setting your genitals on fire."

More things change, the more you need alterations.

More fun than a Ginsu Dildo.

More fun than a busy signal."

MORE POWER PLEASE!!!

Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em!

Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.

Most Weight lifters are biceptual.

Most people are apathetic, but I don't care.

Mountains should be seen and not heard.

MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers.

Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow

Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?

Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!

Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?

Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.

Mr.President? Incoming,sir. Launch code?

MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids.

MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus

Msdos-the latest utility supported by UNIX!

Muff divers local 69, We dive at 5!

Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers...

Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!

Multitaskers do it everywhere: Concurrently!

Multitasking causes schizophrenia..

Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ...

Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.

Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.

Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Murphy's: All constants are variables!

MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED!

Mute? Call 1-800-TALKING and give us your name.

My HST is faster than your HST!!!!

My Loss is Your Gain!

My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation.

My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.

My God! A conference-related question!

My God .... it's full of stars!

My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.

My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave.

My EGO is better than your EGO!

My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor...

My other computer is a Cray...That's the ticket!

My other computer is a Cray

My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on!

My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP

My other computer is a Cray Y-MP!

My parents feel I was well concieved.

My other tagline is a Porsche.

My other computer is even slower.

My opponent has been observed masticating in public!

My opinions are my own, wonk, wonk, wonk.

My mouse only has one ball too!

My mom must have been a phone phreak.

My modem has premature bauding...

My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...

My modem can beat up your modem!

My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.

My mother-in-law is a tough old hen!

My personal favorite is Spring Surprise.

My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW

My tagline is off topic.

My tagline can beat up your tagline!

My train of thought is a Mag-Lev.

My wife gives good headache

My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!!

My wife's other car is a broom!!

My tag line maker is broken!

My tagline writers are working overtime

My rubber duck keeps sinking...

My reality check just bounced.

My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH

My sex drive had a head crash.

My standard answer for that is, I don't know.

My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.

My system goes down more than a $10 whore!

My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!

My mistakes are purely erroneous.

My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka

My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier

My computer has EMS....Won't you help?

My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash!

My current power amp produces no power or current.

My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't

My dream is a code waiting to be broken.

My dad must have been a phone phreak.

My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'

My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!

My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!

My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly.

My WYSIWYG is all GUI

My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.

My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain!

My cat just ate my mouse!

My brain ain't working.

My favorite language is 2 tape Autocoder

My ex wife's other car is a BROOM

My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring!

My last original thought died of lonliness.

My kid can beat up your honor student!

My logic escapes me at the moment

My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....

My message above. Your response here ____________.

My mama done tol' me...

My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.

My keyboard keeps changing what I type.

My karma ran over my dogma.

My fruit cake was damaged on one side.

My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...

My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...

My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.

My house was trashed by 'Not me'

My karma ran over your dogma!

My hovercraft... You don't want to know.

My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...

My other computer is a 486.

My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.

MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this

Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.

N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice -

Naaah, couldn't be!

NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remover

Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!

NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER

Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span.

Natural laws have no pity - RAH

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Nature is a mother.

NAVIGATOR----->Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.

Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line.

Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops.

Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher.

Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.

NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under one..

Needed: new search routine for organic memory module!

Negative slack tends to increase.

Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamlet

Neither rain or snow or l?ne noise..

Nerve Center: Where the spine is misaligned!

Network management is like herding cats...

Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Networks should be labeled NOT-WORKS!!!

Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.

Never practice saying 'revelant'!

Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.

Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone!

Never mistake endurance for hospitality.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.

Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ...

Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.

Never try to out-stubborn a cat!

Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.

Never step in anything soft.

Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp!

Never mistake motion for action...

Never say no.

Never say never !

Never satisfied...

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

Never trust a platypus.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the lawn!

Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

Never eat anything that winks at you.

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

Never is such a lonely word.

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka!

Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists!

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

Never eat prunes when you're famished.

Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by a .sig virus.

Never Forget, Never!!!

Never fight with a bear in his own cave.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight instead.

Never is such a lonely word.

Never judge a man by his taglines.

Never insult a crocodile until you are safely across the river.

Never hit a man with glasses. A fist hurts more!

Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know what 'it' is.

Never mind the facts - I know what I know!

NEVER sleep with someone CRAZIER than yourself!

New campaign promise: Bable fish for all.

New dating service: Desperately Seeking.

New dating service: Things that bang in the night.

New dating service: Things that bump in the night.

New York's alright if you like saxophones.

New Jersey: The Runny Yolk State

New Book: _How to write a How To book_

New book: 101 Ways to Brown-Nose to Success.

New Mexico? Sorry, we don't do ship to foreign countries

New truths begin as heresies and end as superstitions.

New restaurant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere.

New dating service: Trashy Connections.

New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)

NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...

NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!!

Newer in not BETTER just bigger in size!!!!

News Flash -- Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!!

News is the first rough draft of History...

Newton had a bad trip, and now there's calculus.

Next stop the stars! Now where do i buy a ticket?

Next on STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION--Ensign Ro vs. Ensign Wade

Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!

Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.

Next tagline doesn't leave until tomorrow, sorry

Next time I will try English.

Next Time You Wave, Use ALL Your Fingers!

Niagara Falls: "Slow-w-wly I turned . . . ."

NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY

Nice shot eh? What? Wrong net?

NICE TAGLINE! <swipe> Thanks!! <GRIN> ;-)

Nigel,let that caller's leg go!

Night of the Living Thread!

Nightowls are _real_ people.

Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - Disraeli

Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.

Nitrate........... Different than the day rate.

Nixon in '92! He's repented, tanned, and ready!!!!!

NJ State Bird is the Mosquito.

NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it to the Japanese.

No matter where you go, ...there you are.

No man is an island. But some of us are long peninsulas.

No longer a Ghost!

No thanks... I don't do Windows. <g>

No moving parts!

No one can call just once...

No thanks, I'm already having one.

No thanks, I'm a Government man...

No sense being pessimistic.It wouldn't work anyway.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

No mushy keyboards, please....

No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS.

No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

No, we are not drugs on...

No-bra speech: Point here, point there, shaky in between!

No-one ever reads these things.

No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!

No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree!

No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.

No, I said, "No nude Texans."

No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!!

No, it's a feature... Really.

No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

No Response, Please!

No baby on board - you can destroy my car now.

No job is too small to screw up!

No Applause, Please

No Amount Of Planning Will Replace Dumb Luck

No files copied, insufficient disk space.

No Commander, I meant the OTHER battlestar.

No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER

No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..

No hangovers -- stay drunk!!!

No good deed goes unpunished.

No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting

NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!!

NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious!

NO, UART!

NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and redheads!)

NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles

NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.

No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?

No! Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co.

No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?!

Nobody HAS to do anything

Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.

Nobody notices when things go right.

Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!

Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Nobody's perfect... We are what we are!

Nominations for PMS Poster Child are open.

Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.

None of you exist;my sysop types all this in.

None is more helpless than the owner of sick goldfish.

Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the

Nope, I'm not kidding.

NORAD: Home of the WOPPER,

NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...

No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"

Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be ...

Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.

Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail?

Not on your life !

Not plane nor bird nor even frog....

Not unlike having your brains lightly whipped into a smooth puree.

Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.

Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash.

Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!

Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!

Not to worry, this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution.

Not enough mail??? Here, let me help.......

Not Again?

Not just a job, but an adventure.

Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!

Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Trek).

Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.

Not all men are fools, some are bachelors.

Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking.

Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.

NOT using Deluxeý and loving it!

NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS

Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.

Nothing damages new truth as old error.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Nothing Unreal Exists

Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO!

Nothing up my sleeve.

Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war.

Nothing is more productive than the last minute.

Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes

Nothing can help this story. . .

Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro%&*@# NO CARRIER

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.

Nothing is foolproof! Fools are too ingenious!

Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.

Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form.

Nothing's impossible to those that don't have to do it.

NotraP ylloD -- sniw ytivarg ,dne eht nI

Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here?

Now this is a way to make a phone call!

Now this is extremely nasty.

Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off!

Now is the time for senseless bickering!

Now what were we talking about?

Now what did he mean by THAT?

Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . .

Now THAT'S Italian!

Now Serving: Left d'oeuvres

Now Eating:Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle.

Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !!

Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...

Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Don't answer...

Now in new great-tasting Grape and Watermelon flavors.

Now where did I park my hard drive?

Now, WHERE did you say my disk drove??

Now you are cooking with gas.

Now you see it, now you don't.

Now where did you say my disk drove?

Now why did I reply to this again ??

Now why do you think THAT?

Now... Would _I_ do _that_?!?

Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more!

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!...

Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.

Nutrition tagline -Low in sodium-

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk - Curly Howard

O rage! O despair!

O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on.

O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist.

O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.

Oat bran can cause cereal output errors.

Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da

Objection, your Honour! My client is an idiot!

Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection.

Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you.

Of course I like children. Sauteed with onions and mushrooms.

Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir.

Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..::

Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask?

Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!

Of all my relations, I like sex the best.

Of course I love you, go to sleep.

Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification.

Offensive Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RAM to Defense!

Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last .

Office of Economic Opportunity

Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/

Often it's fatal to live too long

Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.

Oh never mind!

Oh no, not again!

Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand

Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up}

Oh, well....never mind!

Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carson

Oh, you mean the old Same place.

Oh, you mean you can use LOTUS to do arithmetic?

Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood.

Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME

Oh, a wise guy!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,

Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you?

Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!

Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place

Oh, <censored> !!! I just lost all my taglines!

Oh, you're no fun anymore!

Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator!

Oh No! Not Again?

Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you write some? Noooo!

Oh don't grovel!

Oh nooooo! :-O Not AGAIN!

OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired!

OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!!

Oh. It's you again.

Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh?????

Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?!

Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas?

Oh! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha..

Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas?

Oh! Oh I see!

OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!

Ok honey, I'll come to bed in a minute

Ok, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.

OK. Hold it right there!

Ok... So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines.

Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what...? Where are you going...?

Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.

Okay, quit _leading_ me on...

Old frogs never die...but they do croak.

Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases.

Old burglars never die, they just steal away!

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.

Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O.

Old age = you + 20 years.

Old age is not for sissies...

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old memories never die...they just haunt you!

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Ollie North shreds his documents here.

Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it.

On earth as it is in San Francisco

On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust.

On a clear disk you can seek forever

On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 2718

On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech

On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing everything.

On the cutting edge of software evolution...

On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough!

Once in a while, I screw up and do something right

One for the thumb in '91!

One good turn gets all the blankets.

One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.

One nybble and you're hooked.

One nybble at a time.

One night with a sailor & she won't be a feminist anymore.

One modem said to another: "Hey, you've got a nice baud!"

One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.

One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now.

One more day like today and I'll kill you

One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to get around it.

One of the few BBSes with a subwoofer.

One size fits all is a lie.

One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.

One thought driven home is better than three left on base.

One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday!

One sword at least thy rights shall guard,

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness...

One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole in it!

One Byte at a Tyme.

One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better.

One person's essential feature is another's useless frill

One for the thumb in '91!

Online again? When do you sleep?...

ONLINE? Hit <ALT+H> for a quick I.Q. Test!

Only YOU can prevent forest fires...

Only 10 city blocks from the scenic Phila. Water Treatment Plant..

Only the leftists are right anymore.

Only one kingdom can truly be called 'Christian'

Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday.

Only adults have problems with childproof caps.

Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance'

Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming !

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

Only used by a little old tagline from Pasadena!

Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!

Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any.

Only the Shadow knows.

Only sheep make baaaad puns.

Only lemmings jump to conclusions.

Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*)

OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!!

Ooops I got GUI all over my screen

Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper...

Oops! Sorry for stepping on your face...

OOPS! ---SDI software engineer

Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate

Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully.

Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...

Open the pod bay door, Hal.

Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally

Open Windows and let the bugs in.

Open mouth, insert shoe store.

Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.

OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.

Opinions express are not from the management.

Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not responsible for them.

Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decides to bathe.

Optical mice have no balls.

Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth.

Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?

Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf

Organic........... Church music.

Organization is the enemy of improvisation.

Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law

Originator of Fuzzy logic!

ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'?

OS/2 JUST SAY *NO*

OS/2 2.0... so many bugs you could open a bait shop.

OS/2 2.0 ? I'll believe it when I see it.

Osborne's Law: Variables won't: constants aren't.

Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

Ouch! And I mean it.

Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, please.

Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ...

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Our best is none too good.

Our children have four legs and bark.

Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.

Out of our minds and into your homes.

Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!

Out of the fog, into the smog ... - Nick Danger

Out Of Body. Back in 5 Minutes.

Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House

Outa disk space already?

Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!

Outpatient........ A person who has fainted.

Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long!

Over Worked and Under Appreciated.

Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!

OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!

Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated.

Overweight just sorta snacks up on you!

Oxymoron: Legal Brief.

Oxymoron: Loose tights.

Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.

Oxymoron: Military Intelligence.

Oxymoron: Honest politician.

Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.

Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.

Oxymoron: Guest host.

Oxymoron: Rap music!

Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.

Oxymoron: Pro-contra.

Oxymoron: Pretty ugly.

Oxymoron: Only Choice.

Oxymoron: Plastic snow.

Oxymoron: Near miss.

Oxymoron: Postal Service.

Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom.

Oxymoron: Definite Posability.

Oxymoron: Constant Change.

Oxymoron: Classic Rock!

Oxymoron: Business ethics.

Oxymoron: Civil War.

Oxymoron: Good Grief.

Oxymoron: Dodge Ram.

Oxymoron: Free love.

Oxymoron: Friendly fire.

Oxymoron: Down Escalator.

Oxymoron: Fish Farm.

Oxymoron: Even Odds.

Oxymoron: Educational Television.

Oxymoron: Educational TV.

OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney

P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve!

PA Dutch Turn Signal-Dented Front Fender.

Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!

Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.

Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

Pain -- Finally something we can depend on.

Pain is your body's way of saying: "Hey, stop that!"

Paper is always strongest at the perferations

Paramedics are patient people.

Paranoia is a man's worst friend.

Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.

Pardon our existence and we'll pardon yours.

Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload.

Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Poupon?

PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?

Parental Discretion is advised.

Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!

Parking is such street sorrow. -- Mario Andretti

Part-time musicians are semiconductors.

Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.

Party at Ground Zero.

Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.

Pat Dukkkanan's Campaign: Total Recoil II

Pat Buchanan wants a blinder, more Gentile nation. [D. Miller]

Path = Curiouser and Curiouser!

Path = 'down there a ways and to the left'

PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.

PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait

Paused: enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

PBS: TV for the humor impaired.

PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.

PCB's are bad for the environment, call a Wildcat! TODAY!

PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks.

PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!

Pd. for by Exxon>

Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful.

Peace, Love & Understanding --Elvis Costello

Peaceful Coexistence my Fantail! Phasers on Maximum!

Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!!

Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!

Pee Wee Herman told us to act our age.

Pee Wee Herman is sick, but he's holding his own.

Pee Wee didn't have a free hand, Mr.Dahlmer gave him one!

Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10

Pee-Wee Herman:If sh*t happens, don't get it on your hand\

Peeping Tom = A Guy too lazy to go to the Beach!

Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.

PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.

PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>

Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself'

Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff

Peewee's favorite eating establishment: Jack in the box

Peewee's favorite song: 'Beat it'

Peewee's favorite song: 'I touch myself'

Penguins!, Underwater Penguins!, with SCUBA Gear!

People who'd rather push a FORD, usually do!

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers

People will believe anything - if you whisper it.

People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise

People who pirate are cracked.

Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen... (Aack! Phptht!)

Perhaps I should take up golf instead?

Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Millionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan

Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot

Persist: the greatest effort's not enough.

Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight.

Pet Store: 'Buy one, get one flea.'

Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, what a combo.

Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data.............

Pets & Vets = Hairy. Grab the adhesive tape!

Pets are the soul of the household.

PETTY CASH...What Tom Petty Carries In His Wallet

PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper.

Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens

Philosophers think about doing it.

Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.

Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.

Phoneco.sys corrupted - recommend competitive market

Photographers do it in the DARK! =-)

Physicists get hadrons.

Physicists do it at the Speed of Light.

Pi r square, what a thought!!

Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square!

Pick-em!

Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap

Picked up this stupid tagline at a BBS Convention.

Pilots are just plane people...

Piss me off - Pay the consequences!

Pity? It was pity that stayed his hand. Gandalf

Pizza: Nature's perfect food.

PKunZIP V56.7 FAST! Exploding Universe->>CRC-ì error!

Plagiarism prohibited -- Derive carefully.

Planetary creation error: Abort, Retry, or Evolve?

Playin' rap so loud I found a gold tooth in my ear!

Please Captain, not in front uh de Klin'ons.

Please don't tell my fiancee what SHICKSA means!

Please wash your monitor after reading this message.

Please, cut off my arm.

Please return stewardess to original upright position...

Please, read the Skeptical Inquirer!

Please, cut off my arm.

Please wait while PCBoard reloads.

Please just ignore this tagline, OK?

Please ignore previous tagline.

Please don't kill the messenger.

Please be sure to exit before leaving. - Jack Treger

Please just ignore this tagline, OK?

Please God, give me patience -- and hurry!

Please Captain not in front of the Klingons

Please change the channel...

Please God, not *another* learning experience!

Please come home with me...I have Tylenol!!

Please don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Please ignore previous tagline.

Please define... 'SOON'

PLEASE DISENGAGE OPERATOR, CEREBRAL MELT DOWN

PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!

PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.

Please! Don't unzip here! I'm bashful!

Plodding along with Plodigy.

Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!

PLUGH ..... nothing happens

Pobody's nerfect!

Pogo sticks make people jumpy.

Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.

Pointless point of Confuscion...

Poli(Many) Tic(Bloodsucker) Politics = Many Bloodsuckers.

Police tagline. Do not cross

Polish invention : Fire alarm that doesn't ring when you sleep.

Polish invention : Colored invisible ink.

Polish invention : Solar powered flashlights.

Polish invention : Hypodermic needles that don't pierce the skin

Polish invention : Ejectable helicopter seats

Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't crash.

Polish invention : Braces for false teeth.

Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check.

Political correctness is a Borg plot.

Politically INcorrect, and proud of it!

Politically INcorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!

Politicians are people to...aren't they...

Politics shouldn't be so political.

Politics: The most promising of all careers.

Polluting New Jersey...like who's gonna notice?

Polygon: A missing parrot.

Pooh sat enthralled by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE)))

Poop can be a pleasant word.

Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!

Porky Pig ... our favorite ham!

Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.

Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?

Port 1 error.........

Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.

Post-operative...A letter carrier.

Post no bulletins Post no bulletins Post no

Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained

Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.

Pour a beer in your hand: Get your date drunk.

Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it.

Powder milk - Has your family tried 'em?

Powdered water -- just add ... hmmm ...

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

Power corrupts, but we need the electricity

PPA - Piss Poor Attitude

Practic safe government, use kindoms.

Practice safe algebra...use brackets!

Practice Safe Sin

Practice random and senseless acts of kindness.

Practiss makes perfict

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!

Prancy, that's not YOUR mouse!

Preconception: a lock on the door of wisdom

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

PREDICTION You are reading messages right now.

Preen goeth before a flap.

Preparation H: Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye.

Prepare the Wave Motion Gun!

Prepare to die, EARTH SCUM!

Prepare to surge to sub-light speed.............EN-GAGE!

Preserve the old, but know the new.

Preserve Wildlife -- Pickle a Moderator !

Preserve the old, but know the new

Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat.

Press F13 to continue

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

Press F1 to Reboot

Press F1 for help, F2 for more...

Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.

Press on a small rodent's head to obtain file <ROTFL>

Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> to take IQ test

Press <Z> for a special surprise.........(click)

Press ALL keys to continue

Press CTRL+ALT+DEL To Continue Reading

Press ANY key to continue......Where's the ANY key????

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

PrettyBird,PrettyBird .. StupidHuman,StupidHuman

Primordial soup for dinner again?

Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets!

Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report!!!

Private Joke Center of the known universe.

Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.

Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.

Proboscis Waving in the Breeze

Procrastinate NOW!

Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!

Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.

Procrastination: What I plan on if I ever find time *

Prodigal - Wasteful. Worthless. Prodigy - Hmmm!

Prodigy says: All the world is a stage.<dat>

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

Program too small to fit into memory.

Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time

Programmers do it in iteration :)

Programmers get overlayed

Programmers do it bit by bit.

Programmers get overlaid.

Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.

Progress results from unpopular positions.

Proletarians of all countries... Sorry ! - Karl Marx

Pronto Tonto to Toronto.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Propaganda must not serve the truth.

Proper ID Required.

Prosecutors will be shoplifted.

Protect rare coprolites, they're an endangered feces.

Protein........... In favor of young people.

Prune is a plum with experience.

Prune juice--it keeps you runnin'.

Prunes give you a run for your money!

PS/2 -=> Just Say No

Psst! Your .zip file is open!

Psychiatrist work on the mind

Psychic Convention canceled due to unforeseen problems.

Psychoanalysis is Freudulent.

Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.

Public Utility: Is that Shareware or P.D.??

PumpDon'tWork'CauseTheVandalTookTheHandle.

Puns are our business... Our ONLY business....

Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.

Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.

Purgamentum Init, Exit Purgamentum.

Purify the air: Grow a tree

Pushers and hookers and pimps... Oh my!

Put the cuffs on him, sis!

Put that in your smipe & poke it

Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.

Put your trust in those who are worthy.

Put your money where your modem is!

Put your hand inside the Puppet Head.

Put lawyers on the ethics committee, for balance.

Put off procrastinating till a later time.

Put an AX murder in the State House!

Put Ma Bell together again. NOW!

Put her in Hyper Active!

Put it to Music!

Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM

QEdit: don't leave home without it.

Quantum in una hora imputasi?

Quantum mechanics do it discreetly

Quayle is life insurance for Bush!

Queen to Queen's level three.

Question Authority.

Question anything that starts "Obviously..."

Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!

Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours

Quiet, don't type so hard, I got a headache!

Quit bringing up reality...

Quit bringing up reality, this is Interlink!!

Quote the Raven 'Hey, lick me, buddy!'

Quote the Raven: FUGGETABOUDIT!

_

R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992

Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!

Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!

Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips

RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile

Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off.

Rails - - NOT Trails

Rain: The gods are washing their windows.

Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down.

Raise ducks for a quack profit.

Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans.

Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.

RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!

RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory

Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free

Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!

Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.

Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists...

Rats! My fiwer must have slipped

Ray, take care of this!

Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided.

Reach out & GREP someone!

Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!

Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.

Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.

Read the manual? Why, whatever for?

Read Chapter 1. Quiz on Monday! _

Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!

Reader not found..., please notify tagline.

Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying.

Real men write self-modifying code

Real computer users do it on the command line.

Real men don't set for Stun!!

Real programmers aren't.

Real computer users used core!

Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!

Real programmers don't change light bulbs.

Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]

Real men don't use thesauruses.

REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe

REAL processors don't have segments.

Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.

Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.

Reality is for wimps!

Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on.

Reality is just another illusion.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality-meter: Empty[\.....]Full

Reality isn't -- yet.

Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.

Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Reality.sys Corrupted. Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)

Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!

Really get stoned, drink wet cement...

RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!!

Recursive, adj.; see Recursive

Recursive (r‹-k–r-s‹v) adj. See 'recursive.'

Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America

Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned...

Red Alert!

RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!

Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a.

Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing!

Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.

Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.

Relativity all depends on how you look at it.

Religion: myth-information.

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage!

REMbo I: First dream!

Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds!

Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap!

Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind"

Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!!

Remember when 4K RAM encouraged efficient programming!

Remember tubes?

Remember when PC didn't mean Politically Correct?

Remember when safe sex was not getting caught?

Remember tubes?

Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty?

Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!

Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.

Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .

Rent this space 555-7368(RENT)

Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment!

Republican: Only the same sh*t should happen.

Reputation: what others are not thinking about you

Researcher's, where the info is!

Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)

Respect must be earned, not commanded.

Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

Reversing entropy is everyone's business.

Reward for a job well done: more work

Rhetorical question - I think I know <_>!

Rich Punks on Coke.

Ricochet, n.; Irish bouncer

Ride The Wave!

Right! Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange

Risking moderation again!

Roach racing: America's favorite pasttime.

Roads? Where were going we dont need roads! - DOC

Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!!

ROBONAP - Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!

Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL NOT OBEY!

Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU!

ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!

Rock and Roll is not a crime!

Roe v. Sturgeon: 90% of everything is carp.

Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned.

Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents *

Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat...

Rosanne Barr: proof that mankind is troubled.

Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup

ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches!

Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.

Round and round and we won't let go..

Round and round ...

ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) <grin>

RTFM? I can't even LIFT it!

RTFS (Read the F#@% source code).

Rubber gloves come in very handy.

Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear...

Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than the joke.

Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor.

Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters!

Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it?

RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user

Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.

Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys

Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting

S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents.

s}{Þ-Ýô][...Þ_iSßÛßäÉ» Ñ() ÑÞ-Ýä áËSÑRäÕ¸Ú¿s...

S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings!

Sacred cows make good hamburgers!

Saddam says "Don't worry little boy"

SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.

Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.

Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!

Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!

Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone ....

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine!

Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups.

Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads

SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.

Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs

SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell.

Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!

Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with friends!

Save this message ! You may need it !

Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them with your friends

Save your Confederate money, boys,...

Save The Whales - they make good leftovers!

Save a Planet. Collect all 9.

Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN!

Save the dying Adverb, QUICK!

Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here!

Save the snails!

Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets---

Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.

Save it for another day

Save paper......send it by modem

Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons!

Save the snails!

Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set!

Save gas: Commute by modem

Save all cute things in life.

Save Water - shower with a friend.

Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum!

Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!!

Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.

Save a life. Adopt a musicologist.

Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law.

Saved? What for, a rainy day?

Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.

Say the best. Think the rest!!

Say pistachios...it's impolite to say nuts.

Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?

Say NO! to Negatives!

Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit

Saying this, we say what's been handed down.

Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea.

Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.

Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful.

Schizophrenia beats living alone.

Schizophrenia sure beats being alone.

Science teachers do it with test tubes.

Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!

Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts.

Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh...

Scott Me Up Beemie!

Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up!

Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!

Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode

Scruples taste best with garlic butter.

Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!

SCSI people, SCSI places

SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991

SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions

sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI

Search for an embalmer. <g>

Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!

Secretion......... Hiding something.

Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?

Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?

Security is a state of mind...

See ladies blouses. 50% off!

See ya!

See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.

See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Freight Train!

See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline

Seen any big bubbles lately?

Seeyagottagobye.

Self starters--will not.

Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where.

Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist.

Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______

Send ME your money.

Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : <Falcon System>

SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!!

SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant

Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!!

Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer

Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice day.

Set free the bears! And the pandas!

Settle this first who moved the stone?

Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.

SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH

Sex is cleaner with a packaged Weiner.

Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask...

Sex is dirty only if done right!

Sex in space, what a concept!

Sex is only dirty if it's done right

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!

Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!

Sex is natural, but not if its done right!

Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off!

Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF!

SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous

SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped..

Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.

Sex,unix & rock-n-roll

Sexy women are nature's way of saying-Keep it up!

Shake yo' medicine rattle...

Shake well before using.

SHAKE WELL.

Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig

Shareware it only works if you pay.

Shareware tagline: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- <grin>

Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!

Shareware it only works if you pay.

Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.

Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another

She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....

She offered her honor, He honored her offer!!

She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?

She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty

She canna take much moor Captin...

She says hello, you fool, I love you.

She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?

She turned me into a newt!

She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away...

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

She's the original good time that was had by all!

She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.

She's a witch! Burn her!

She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.

Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet.

Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no...

Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy?

Shell to DOS....come in DOS.

Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.

SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE!

Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark.

Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams.

Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.

Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol.

Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors.

Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line

Should we tell the children when we move?

Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.

Show me your tagline! Oh, really?

Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you.

Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw.

Shrouds have no pockets.

Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven

Shut up 'n' play yer guitar.

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Sick minds, Mr. President

Sight is an excretion of darkness.

Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.'

Sign Here x_______________________________________

Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.'

Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.

Silence cannot be misquoted.

Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!

Silence cannot be misquoted.

Silence = Death.

SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.

Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids!

Silly Rabbit, tricks are for hookers!

Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers

SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien

SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.

Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD!

Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?

Sins repeated seem permitted.

Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER

Sit down, you're rocking the boat!

Situation normal. Panic accordingly.

Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions.

Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair

Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!

Skydiving is good till the last drop.

Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.

Sleep faster: we need the pillows.

Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.....

Sleep faster: we need the pillows.

SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!!

Sleeping is 1/60 part death.

SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE.

Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask Why?

Sloppy and proud of it.

Slow programmers Prog-crastinate....

Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip

Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera !

Smile , someone is watching !

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.

Smoke my skin cigar!

SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar.

Smokers kill.

Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually...

Snap, crackle, push, pop...

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more

So good it's better than itself.

So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

So little to say and so much time to say it!

So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s

So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?

So far, so good, so what?

So simple a child could do it... go find me a child.

So much less reputable, so much more fraught

So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?

So what's the matter with MY taglines?

So what's the matter with MY taglines?

So much fun, there should be a law against it.

So many messages, so little time.

So many Jerks, so few bullets

So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane

So many pedestrians...SO little time....

So many systems... So little time!

So many bytes, so few cps.

So little to say and so much time to say it!

So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams

So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!!

So, what's this 'RESET' button do?

So, you say I'm in a bad mood today!

So CUTE when you're righteous!

So I said to myself, "Self," I said...

So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!

So I'm quibbling. So sue me.

So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay!

So... This is the BIG Time? Great...

So! Just what part of NO don't you understand?

So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo!

SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms

Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum

Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.

Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.

Soldier of Fortran

Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.

Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!

Some of us take longer to grow up than others.

Some say the solution to polluton is dilution.

Some tags I think... Some tags I don't...

Some things have to be believed to be seen.

Some things are clever only the first time.

Some men are discovered. Others are found out.

Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going

Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel.

Some things are clever only the first time.

Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately.

Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under

Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.

Somebody has to go polish the stars...

Someday you'll look back on this and laugh.

Someday you will come to your senses.

Someday, all BBSes will be like this.

Someday your prints will come.--Kodak

Someday, POW! Straight to the moon!

Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile...

Someone get me the 'pooper scooper'

Someone actually has to think up these things!

Something is rotten in the state of confusion.

Something would have to be done... something irresponsible...

Something wicked this way comes . . .

Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister.

Something should be done about this.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Sometimes the obvious works best!

Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.

Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes you're a windshield.

Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.

Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ...

Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.

Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.

Son of a batch.

Soon to have a ticket to talk!!

Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!

Soon to be a major motion picture.

Sorry about that, fans.

Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller.

Sorry, I Forgot All About the Amnesia Conference!

Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week

Sorry about that, Chief -- Maxwell Smart "86"

Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time...

Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week.

Sorry...no quote today.

Sound has nothing to do with music.

Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain!

Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ...

Spaceballs: The Tagline

Spackle that drive...

Spaghetti code = job security.

Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions

Speak the word, the word is all of us.

Specially in December, gift wrap your member.

Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge.

Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows!

Speed kills; slow just infuriates...

Speed kills...and causes other misteaks...

Spelling problems? Use error-correcting modems!

Spending a year dead for tax purposes.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone. _

Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels.

Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!

Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care..

Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons

Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!

Spock? Why aren't you dead?

Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients.

Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team.

Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue

Squeak I tell you, Squeak!

Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!

ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!!

Stack overflow hurts!

Stagecoach -- Drama teacher

Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!

Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.

Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically.

Stand back, I don't know how BIG this thing gets..

STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets!

Standard Disclamer of course...

Standards? What standards? Whose standards?

Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em!

Standards? On InterLink? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Start the day with a smile and get it over with.

Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.

State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept

State your business and leave!

Staten Island isn't really a big landfill...

Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment.

Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in.

STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY.

Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!

Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming!

Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it!

Stealth means never having to say you're sorry.

Step on it before it gets the children!

Step off, I'm do'in the Hump!

STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work

Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.....

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same!

Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill.

Stop Continental Drift!

Stop reading me. I don't really exist!

Stop the world, I want to get off!

Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!!

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.

Stop me before I post again!

Stop picking your nose and go to the next message

Stop Talking while I'm interrupting.

STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!

STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!

Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.

Strange but not a stranger...

Stranger then Fiction.

Strap on the ol' bit bucket.

Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop!

STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE!

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors

Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt Feals

Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover

Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHTER!

Stupid People shouldn't breathe

Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE!

Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!

Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@.

Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB

Subscription up. Please place tagline order now!

Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door!

Success isn't how far you got.

Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter.

Sudden prayers make God jump.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*

Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.

Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas.

Super-dooper party pooper trooper!

Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!

Support a Japanimation conference!

Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.

Support Free Trade ... Smuggle!

Support your right to keep and arm bears!

Support the Bottom.

Support your local hooker.

Support your local Sysop

Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!

Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper.

Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny

Support the right to arm bears

Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.

Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned!

Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly.

Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?

Sure its a BBS, but do you care?

Surge into electronic mail.

Surrender the pink!

Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.

Surveyors Measure Up

Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.

Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.

Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.

Swap read error, you lose your core image.

Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!

SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX

Sybil was a multi user.

Symptomatic, but not contagious.

Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything...

Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else.

SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else!

Sysop not found! Please notify computer.

Sysop not found! Please notify computer

SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!

Sysoping makes you fat.

Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job...

SysOps will take you to disk.

SysOps never sleep!

System halted -- Press any key to do nothing

System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...

SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!!

Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no simpler.--Einstein

T'dit, t'dit, t'dit, t'dats all folks!

Tablet............ A small table.

Taco Bell is not a Mexican phone company.

Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.

TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!

TacTics= candy for dyslexics.

Tag Lines are irrelevent.

Tag Theives Inc. Now accepting applications!

Tag it!!

Tag-line ! You're `it' !!!

Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag!

Tag line continued from previous message

Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.

Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!

TAG! YOU'RE IT!

Tagless messages just look naked somehow...

Tagline Subsystem down at this time.

Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour.

Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize

Tagline access denied!

Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.

Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir...

Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop!

Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In.

Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize

Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.

Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.

Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!

Tagline generator halted - please stand by.....

Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour.

Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest!

Tagline Error at 000H:13H4

TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved

TAGLINE NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED.

Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes.

Tagline? I don't need no stinking Tagline!!!

Tagline? What tagline?.....

Tagline* If you read it ... You're it!!

Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time.

Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.

Taglines should be GAGlines.

Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.

Taglines of the next generation series #923882.

Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)

Taglines are irrelevant.

Taglines deleted ......

Taglines make great Christmas gifts.

TagLines are for the perpetually Bored.

Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more!

Taglines: and How They Affect Women. Next On Oprah.

Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'

Taglines: your chance to piss someone off.

TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO !

TAGLINES?! We don't need no steenkin' tagline

Tain't nobody's business (not even mine).

Take the law into your own hands?

Take This 'Conference' and Shove It.

Take it for what it's Worthless

Take the steps, the elevator don't work.

Take an astronaut to launch.

Take the time to snuff the dandelions

Take my advice...I'm not using it

Take it from me - he's got the goods.

Take it as it comes.

Take it slow, but take it. And don't forget to KEEP IT FUN.

Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.

Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Takes a little effort to make PCBoard do un-natural acts.

Taking a turn for the worst.

Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.

Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand...

Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny!

Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding...

Talk is cheap . . . until you hire a lawyer.

Talking is a disease of age.

Tandy America's Technology. Sure!

TANSTAAFL

Taoism: Shit Happens.

TARDIS Express - When it absolutely must be there BEFORE you send it!

Taste my steel, pasty boy!

Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.

Tastes great!

Taxation is little more than legalized extortion.

Teachers would do it....but with class!!

Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure!

Tech writers do it manually.

Tech Support is Just A Busy Signal Away

Technician in search of a network....

Teen-age Mutant Ninja Haggis!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbers.

Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex

Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.

Telemate built-in multi-tasking is great!

Telepathy is minding someone else's business.

Television gives good disaster.

Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.

Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.

Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.

Tell me how,. Dave.

Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting

Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots.

Tempest: (TEM)porary (PE)rsonnel (S)ecurity (T)est.

Tempest: (T)ransient (EMP) (EST)imates.

Tempest: (TEM)-Wave (P)ropagation in (E)-Field (S)ite (T)esting.

Temporarily out of tag lines.....

Temporary sysop access granted!

Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming!

Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.

Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS.

Termites've Have Eaten Thru To Your Top Layer

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

Tesseract now!

Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on????

Teutonic [n] -- Not enough gin.

Th...th...that's all folks !

Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL

Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf.

Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant

Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.

Thank you for encouraging my behavior.

Thank Congress for the 1st 10 and the 14th !

Thanks for not smoking, she breathed.

Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale.

That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines....

That tagline is true ---> <--- That tagline is false

That was definitely the LAST bug!

That was ZEN -- this is TAO

That was then and this is NOW!

That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.

That was a favor I did you?

That Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

That does not compute.

That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE

That great dust heap called 'history'" -- Birrel

That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!!

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile long!

That old Velveeta really sticks like glue!

That is what I'd call a dead parrot!

That's right, send a self-abused stomped elephant to:

That's what she said.

That's not a bug, it's an enhanced feature!

That's racing...

That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.

That's disgusting, but funny.

That's Not a Bug, That's a FEATURE!

That's not a bug, that's a feature

That's Australian for BBS, mate.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!

That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells.

That's all Folks

That's about as serious as I get! <grin>

That's a great answer, now what was my question again?

The music is your only friend until the end. -Morrison

The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef!

The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.

The moon is blue and I'm not to happy either.

The map is not the territory!

The majority is never right.

The more RAM you have, the better, M. Chambers

The monkey speaks his mind.

The minumum daily requirement for hugs is 4.

The more I learn, the less I know.

The more we do; the more we can do...

The more you say, the less people remember.

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

The most abundant items 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity.

The mind is the place great adventures start.

The older I get the better I used to be.

The official BBS of Nothing.

The older you get the greater you were!

The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls.

The open hand of desire wants everything.

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying.

The number you have reached is not in service !

The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

The more you know, the easier some vet's job is.

The more you say, the less people remember.

The most abundant items: 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false.

The most toys {on credit} at the end wins

The more we do; the more we can do...

The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lies,

The good of the people is the chief law.

The greatest ability is dependability.

The greatest ability is dependability.

The guy sure looks like plant food to me!

The hell with your mountains ! Drink Bud.(G)

The hard disk you save may be your own

The opiate of the masses.

The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets.

The fully interchangeable BBS.

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.

The fun part is to get her to purrrr!

The future will be like the past, only more expensive

The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

The hell with the prime directive; let's kill something!

The human race is still in áeta test.

The mad quoter!

The love of a husky is a precious thing.

The majority is never right

The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled.

The maxi-strength bbs.

The man who dies with the most toys is dead.

The lame dog may miss the hunt, but not the meal.

The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M.

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get!

The ill-tempered cannot teach. Hillel

The incumbents are crooks, vote them out

The law neither does nor requires idle acts.

The meek shall inherit the Earth...We shall inherit the Stars

The porcelain god's name, is 'Ralph.'

The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.

The seven words you can never, ever say are f

The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line.

The shortest distance between two Points is a BossNode.

The sparrows are flying again -- Steven King.

The solution to the problem changes the problem.

The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

The secretary will disavow any knowledge ...

The real world is a special case.

The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.

The secret is to BANG the rocks together, guys...

The root of all evil makes a pretty good tea.

The stream-of-unconsciousness BBS.

The subliminal message for today is.

The toughest BBS you'll ever love.

The time for action is past!

The trouble with 'normal' is that it always gets worse.

The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.

The truth will be found when it is no longer needed.

The trouble with reality-no background music!

The thoughtless are rarely wordless.

The telephone will ring when you are outside

The scooters are not for the devout.

The sun comes up too early for my liking!

The secretary will disavow any knowledge ...

The seven words you can never, ever say are f

The sun comes up too early for my liking!

The smarter you are, the easier some vet's job is.

The road to success is under construction ...

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.

The path to hell is paved with governm't subsidies

The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. Maybe. Nahh...

The plural of louse is........lice.

The plural of spouse is.......spice.

The plural of mouse is........mice.

The past is just Prolog.

The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.

The object is to win the game.

The other line moves faster.

The older I get the better I used to be.

The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!

The other line always moves faster.

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

The population is growing.

The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.

The real world is a special case.

The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe.

The reality check is in the mail.

The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR

The right to be left alone is the root of all freedom

The right selection, protect your erection.

The prototype of all guns was a bow and bullet.

The floggings WILL continue until morale improves!

The proceeding opinions are not those of the author.

The problem with depending on government is that you cannot depend on it.

The proof is in the posting.

The purpose of life is life with a purpose...

The population is growing.

The pets eat better than I do!

The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine)

The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid....

The Dream State

The Devil made me read Zmodem docs.......

The Earth is our Mother & our 9 months are up

The END (and more than you wanted to know)

The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.

The First Liar Never Has A Chance

The CLOCK$ stops here.

The Church of St Todd the Incontinent

The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far.

The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected.

The Borg have neither honor or courage.

The Bowery Boys Meet Bigfoot.

The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits..

The Bride of Bigfoot.

The Gang And The Government Are No Different

The Greatest Right is the Right 'To Fail'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower.

The Legacy of Bigfoot

The Majority is never right; unless it includes me

The Mob And The Government Are No Different

The Name "Mustang" on an LX is a sign of Fords stupidity!

The Names Project.....

The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready!

The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad get even.

The Harder you work . . . the luckier you get

The Grim File Reaper

The Hostess will seat you now.

The Hearbeat of America, that's todays IBM!

The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru.

The Industrial Strength BBS.

The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One...

The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless

The BBS on a mission from God.

The BBS of the Stars!"

The BBS that 'Rocks Philadelphia'.

The BBS that asks the question, but doesn't care about the answer.

The BBS that cares enough to send the very best.

The BBS that boldly goes. We haven't figured out where yet.

The BBS in English.

The 4 food groups: Fast,Frozen,Instant & Microwave

The 10 million byte flamethrower.

The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars!

The 1st person to raise their fist, just ran out of ideas

The 1st rule to smart tinkering is to save all the parts.

The 3 kinds of lies - lies, damned lies & statistics - MT

The 23:00 News and Mail Service

The BBS that dares to ask the question: 'Huh?'

The BBS that gives your modem an April fresh smell.

The BBS with Take-out.

The BBS to have when you're having only one.

The BBS with a hint of musk.

The BBS with the best g-spots...er...g-files around.

The BBS your mother warned you about.

The BBS you wrote home about...

The BBS that they invented autodial for.

The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied.

The BBS that looks GREAT in silk stockings.

The BBS that glows in the dark.

The BBS that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

The BBS that never repeats repeats itself itself...

The BBS that never sleeps.

The ONLY thing constant is change... Hmmm

The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL!

The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!

The computer made me do it; HONEST!

The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.

The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

The cycle will repeat itself.

The choice of a new generation.

The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...

The best memos are the least memos.

The best cure for the nations economy would be economy.

The best substitute for experience is being a teenager.

The best writing never appears.

The castle of aaaaaaaargh

The biggest mistake that you can make...

The cruelest lies are told in silence.

The cycle will repeat itself.

The eyes of wolves are flowers fertilized in evil brains.

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

The fact that it works is immaterial.

The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is save all parts

The faster you go, the shorter you are-- Einstein

The easy way is always mined.

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger.

The dog ate my .REP packet.

The discontented man finds no easy chair.

The dylithium crystals cannae handle it,Cap'n!

The desire of knowledge increases ever...

The emptier the head,the harder it is to fill

The dog ate my .REP packet.

The beatings will continue utill moral improves.

The buck stops at the desk over there.

The Solution to a Problem Changes the Problem

The Sleeper Has Awakened.

The SysOp probably disagrees with this user!

The Terminator Said It Best.

The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of Party.

The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n

The Sheik Battles Bigfoot

The Russian Express Card: Don't Leave Home!

The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash

The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.

The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday.

The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush

The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush

The Road goes ever on and on...

The Universe is a figment of it's own imagination.

The U.S. needs our water...... Flush Twice!

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 32 ft/secý

The best writing never appears.

The better you look, the more you'll see.

The buck doesn't even slow down here!

The blue light was my mind.... Robert Johnson

The best prophet of the future is the past.

The art of holding 8 oz of liquid in your mouth without swallowing?

The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky...

The Universe is queer.

The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgasdsad

The agony of delete....

The animals can't tell you, you just gotta know.

The first stereophonic BBS.

The world's full of Cactus, but I don't have to sit on it

The well resolved mind is single & onepointed.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off

The world is a cynic's playground.

The words we use can compound our problems

The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word!

The world does not revolve on an axis.

The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.

The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.

The world is only as far as an InterLink board!

The world is a cynic's playground.

The wise learn from fools, not vice-versa.

The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word

The time is right to make new friends.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

The telephone will ring when you are outside

The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin.

The ultimate in useless diversions.

The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.

The universe is very BIG. Believe me.

The well resolved mind is single & one pointed

The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough.

The weather is here - Wish you were beautiful.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sý

THE ONLY GOOD HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE THE ONES WITH NO TEETH!!

THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

TheBorgAreBackAn'TheresGonnaBeTroubleHeyNaHey

There was much to explore, but an adult might not think so.

There isn't a whole lot one can say in 50 characte

There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped....

There is nothing else but That...

There were computers in Biblical times. Adam a Wang.

There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

There were bells, but I never heard them.

There was a tagline here but someone stole it.

There is a fungus among us!!!

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.

There is always a way.

There is always one more bug.

There is no dark side of the moon, really.

There is no X in ESPRESSO.

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.

There is no Power like Firepower.

There are truths which can kill a nation.

There is no gravity, the Earth sucks.

There is no sin except stupidity.

There is no stopping in the read zone.

There is nothing else but That...

There is no dark side of the moon, really.

There are two solutions - hardware or software.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

There seems to be an ECHO in here!

There are drugs named after us.

There are some who call me . . . Tim . . .

There are truths which can kill a nation.

There is water on Mars, we've seen canals --Dan Quayle

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

There it is! The Bridge of Death!

There must be 50 ways to love your liver ...

There are no stupid questions, except for the ones you ask.

THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPP

THERE! I've run rings around you logically.

There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary!

There's one born every minute.

There's no place like real mode. I love it.

There's one fool in every married couple.

There's no place like home...There's no place like

There's always room for JELLO!

There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on.

There's much to say but your eyes interrupt me.

There's my way, and then there's the easy way

There's Loonies running freely through the halls.

There's nothing like a Guinness.

There's always room for filth!

There's an exception to every rule, except this one.

There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.

There's more to life than increasing its speed

There's a sucker born again every minute

There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on

There's a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0

There's a sucker born every minute.

There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on.

There's my way, and then there's the easy way.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve.

There's ALWAYS one more bug...

There's some lovely filth over here...

There's no skeletons in my closet!

There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed!

There's no accounting for taste-Col Sanders

There's no future in time travel.

There's no place like real mode. I love it.

There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!

Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark!

Thermodynamics - a thermometer on the run?

These are the things dreams are made of...

These Days There's No Arrest For The Wicked.

These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see!

These are the things dreams are made of...

These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to claim them).

They aren't evil...just stupid.

They never let you live it down - Nero

They tried to sell us egg foo young...

They surf, those who only stand on waves....

They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.

They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time...

They went that'a way! ÍÍ>

They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne

They say act your age, and when you do they get mad

They called me mello' yello'...........

They built a new church and had the organ transplanted.

They just don't make nostalgia like they used to.

They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time...

They're trying to confuse us to death.

They're just words. They don't mean anything.

They're still using money. We've got to find some. Kirk

They're just words. They don't mean anything

Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.

Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard

Things in this room do not react well to bullets.

Things work better if you plug them in.

Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off.

Things are often what they seem...

Things that make you go 'Hmmm....'

Things work better if you plug them in.

Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!'

THINGS WORK BETTER IF YOU PLUG THEM IN.

Think of it as an electronic joy-buzzer for your mind.

Think! While it's still legal!!

This discussion is hanging by a thread.

This is Marion Barry--<plop>--on drugs.

This here's a government experiment....

This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?

This Tag Line no verb.

This Tagline causes cancer take it, I dare you!

This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate.

This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon.

This is information NOT advice.

This is an offense-optional message.

This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.

This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?

This is a CONFERENCE - not a podium.

This is not a tagline...

This tagline came last in the `Original Tagline Comp.'

This tagline closed due to conditions beyond our co *#}

This tagline was made on the ®"¯.

This tagline was blank before you looked at it.

This tagline stolen by me, or was it you???

This tagline vibrates if you rub it the right way.

This tagline contains 100% —nÆn"w¤ ôbˆçs.

This tagline intentionally left blank.

This universe is BORING without the Romulans!

This BAUD'S for You

This tagline is umop apisdn

This tagline is a hologram, insuring message authenticity

This tagline intentionally left partially blank

This Is My Tagline. Go Get Your Own!

This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff)

This tagline is currently out of order.

This tagline is listed for no good reason!!

This tagline is a figment of your imagination

This tagline intentionally left blank.

This tagline has no additives or preservatives!

This tagline is umop apisdn

This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend..

This tagline's confused-thinks it's a message.

This won't hurt, I promise.

This tagline was blank before you looked at it.

This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff)

This tagline lacks content. Give it 2 stars.

This tagline has been recycled!

This tagline can be bought.

This isn't blank, so it can't go anywhere.

This makes you feel better??? <grin>

This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee.

This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS!

This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering.

This message is not supposed to be here!

This message was written in the Key of H-Flat.

This space for rent. Send $50 to ROF.....

This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"!

This software will eliminate all mitsakes!

This must be the Placezzzz...

This message worth 2 cents and darn well worth it!

This is only a demo reply...

This is your sysop. Âôs �s ˜ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.

This is not a tag line.

This is not a tagline - It's a political statement

This is news. This is your brain on news. Any questions?

This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine.

This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions ?

This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf

This is the voice of World Control...

This is the stuff from which dreams are made.

This is your brains on eggs... Any questions?

This is a chain-tag. I've been stolen <10> times.

This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee

This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows.

This is what started the electronic revolution??

This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.

This is Marion Barry--<plop>--on drugs.

This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate

This Scud's for you!

This Life is a test...It is only a test....

This LAN is your LAN, this LAN is my LAN!

This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes

This Tagline was filmed before a live studio audience.

This above all; to thine own self be true -- Shakespeare

This here's a government experiment....

This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about it.

This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.

This discussion is hanging by a thread.

This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!

This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.

This is the Usenet: do you expect anything other than gross generalizations?

This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info...

This tag is new, witty, and stolen <7> times.

This space reserved for future tagline theft.

This space never intentionally blank!!!

This space for rent. Send $50 to ROF.....

This tagline censored by the moderator.

This tagline compliments of the BatComputer ***

This tagline is new, witty, and stolen.

This tagline is umop apisdn

This tagline is especially for kleptomaniacs!

This tagline is currently out of order.

This tagline contains a virus: go ahead and copy me!

This sentence is functioning as a tagline.

This rerun due to tagline writers' strike.

This message is not supposed to be here!

This message has been [Stoned]

This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company.

This makes you feel better??? <grin>

This isn't a tagline, trust me.

This message will self-destruct...

This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..

This program doesn't work with DOS 1.0 or higher.

This quote is worth $16 in a twisted, dememted way.

This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.

This probably doesn't help, but...

This note edited for the ironically impaired.

This never happens on other systems I call.

This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10

This BBS has achieved Air superiority.

THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD.

Thongs [n], What Thinatra things.

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual.

Those who can, do; those who can't, Simulate.

Those who won'tn't think will have it done for them.

Those who learn not from history are doomed to repeat it.

Those that have the firepower make the rules.

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Those who do good will get their Just Punishment!

Those who won't think will have it done for them.

Thou art God(dess).

Though I never left, I'm back. :-)

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.

Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!

Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern un-stoned.

Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD.

TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM!

Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down!

Tiger In The Outhouse - By Claud Balls

Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane"

Time flies when you're having bugs.

Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan

Time is a stream we fish in

Time, time, time: see what's become of me.

Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET.

Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like ....

Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once.

Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.

Time for culture, gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet

Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Time flies when you're having bugs.

TIME TO PLAY!

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Tis but a scratch!

Tis as rare as a Republican in a Social Service agency.

TJ's Druid Circle cookies are to die(t) for...

To err is human, to forgive....$5.00

To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy!

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.

To endure, be obscure.

To err is human, to forgive is out of the question.

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!!

To hell with justice...I want blood...

To forgive is divine. But getting even is Heaven!!

To every exception there is a rule.

To err is human....To blame others even more so.

To err is human, to forgive....$5.00

To do is to be.

To do is to be - Nietzsche

To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking'.

To achieve the impossible, attempt the absurd

To Serve Man- at better booksellers.

To Be... Or What ?

To Be is To Do - Socrates

To be is to do.

To be or not to be - Shakespeare

To boldly code what no one has coded before!

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

To boldly glow, where no man has glowed

To be or not to be, that always confused me!

To be is to do - Sartre

To curry favor, favor curry.

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

To sleep, perchance to Dream

To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

To refuse to decide is a decision.

To much thinking only leads to delay!

To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools

To love another person is to see the face of God.

Today is tomorrow's yesterday.

Today is canceled due to lack of interest!

Today is the last day of your life, so far.

Toddler: An indoor tornado

Tokers local 101, We smoke till we croak!

Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.

Tomahawk. When you care enough to send best!

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Tomorrow will be yesterday soon enough.

Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying.

TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!

Tonight yer taking no hostages, and I'm taking no prisoners.

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.

Too much FREE space? Keep *.BAK files!

Too much glory can be half disgrace.

Too tired to think up a new tagline!

Too much month left at the end of the money.

Too much glory can be half disgrace.

Too much month left at the end of the money

Too hip for taglines

Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful.

Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy.

Too bad that stupidity isn't painful...

Too chicken to get in harm's way.

Too bad that stupidity isn't painful...

Torture: The Ultimate Art Form.

Total Confusion: The Power Source of the Future !!

Totally illogical, there was no chance.

Toto, don't think were online anymore%$#^@# NO CARRIER

Tough Love is better than co-dependency.

Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!

Toxicology- a risky profession

Trails got to be here somewhere - D.Boone

Transplanted from Wisconsin.

TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.

Traveling this spring? Visit Pern in between

Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ...

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!

Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you.

Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI.

Troll Appreciation Society, join today!!

Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF.

Trust me, would I lie to you.....

Trust me, I know what I'm tagging.

Truth is shorter than fiction...

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction -- Mark Twain

Truth Through Superior Firepower.

Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...

Try not to salt thy salt. For it is salted afore.

Try it.... You might Like it ....

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

Try to fix the mistake...never the blame.

Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget

Try it.... You might Like it ....

Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget

Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!

Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.

Try and steal@R@this tagline!

Trying to reason with hurricane season

Trying to reason with hurricane season

TThheerree''ss aann EEcchhoo iinn hheerree.

Tuba or not tuba?

Tuba or not tuba?

Tumor............. An extra pair.

TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP.. to quote Opuss first words....

Turn Right for the Cannonball Run... _

Turn your 486 into a Gameboy! .. type WIN at C:\>

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream.

Turn Right for the Cannonball Run... _

TV Radio without the imagination.

Twice the strength of those other leading national brands.

Twisted Sister asks US to keep the noise down.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity

Two writes don't make a novel!

Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. - Gomez Addams

Two Great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels

Two most common elements hydrogen, stupidity

Two writes don't make a novel!

Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain!

Two Lost Clusters Found In the Writer's Brain.....

Two can live as cheaply as one what?

Two can live as cheaply as one what?

Two is company. Three is poor birth control!

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357..

Typed on my Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer.

Tyrell Corporation: More Human than Human.

U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike...

UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.

Uh oh. Your zip file is open!

Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open.

Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning! _

Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it...

Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!

Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines!

Umm...your ZIP is open...

Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...SysOp not Loaded!

Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N

Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted!

Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? (Y/N)

Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted!

Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys.

Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator!

Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt

Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining??

Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked!

Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!

Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are!

Unified Field Theory--My field is your field

Unified Field Theory--My field is your field.

Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!)

Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care.

Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately)

UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare...

UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.

Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.

Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.

Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that...

Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user

Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user

Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E !

Unwritten laws can not be erased.

Unwritten laws can not be erased.

Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People.

Urine............. Opposite of Your out

Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.

Use tasteful words. You might have to eat them.

Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment

Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!

Use only as directed.

Use the gas, Luke!

Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.

Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment!

Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!

Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!

Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!

Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Used taglines for sale. $10 each.

Used all your sick days? Call in dead!

Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!!

Used taglines for sale. $10 each.

Useless, but decorative.

Users never appreciate computers, until their down

V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.

Valley of the Dulls-Lehigh Valley,PA.

Variable Not Found

Variable Not Found.

Variables won't; constants aren't.

Variables won't; constants aren't.

Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close together.

Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.

VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference.

VD is nothing to clap about.

Vegetables stink too, sometimes

Vegetables stink too, sometimes.

Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian.

Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian

VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die!

Venetian blinds are made by shady characters.

Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it

Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it

Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F....ine Manual :-)

Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster.

Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.

Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.

Virginia is for Lovers.

Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone.

Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.

Virginity is curable.

Virtual Reality is a contradiction.

Virtue is its own punishment.

Virtue pays but there's no market for it.

Virtue is its own punishment.

Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required...

Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software.

Visit Xanth today!

Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer

Vital Social Issues 'N' Stuff with KELLY

Viva la Raza! (But which one?)

Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.

Void for vagueness?

Void where prohibited.

Void where prohibited.

Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"

Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.

Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock

Vultures only fly with carrion luggage

Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.

____ Vultures only fly with carrion luggage ____

VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV

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W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a r

Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?

Waddya mean FIRED?!

Waddya mean FIRED?!

Wait for further instructions....

Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment....

Wait! I'll be right down! Save me a couple of glasses of it!

Waiter: Unemployed actor

Waiting for Spring Takes a Long Time

Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression?

Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!

Wanna play 'Whisper Down The Lane'?

Wanna REALY enjoy your mail? Be .QWK about it!

Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder.

Wanna Buy A Rubber Computer?

Wanna play "Whisper Down The Lane"?

Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder.

Want to bust a chair across my teeth?

Want some candy, little girl?

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: Dictionary with Index.

WANTED: Any Bell Atlantic employee, to be shot on site!

War is just a hostile corporate take over.

Warning--Area Protected by Highly Trained Attack-Owls.

Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth...

Warning BBS under construction!

Warning, This message may cause drowsiness.

Warning, Message Truncated!

WARNING, illogical plotting detected!

WARNING, illogical plotting detected!

WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst!

Warning: not responsible for contents of posts made after midnight ;-}

Warning: this could have been a -coded- tagline!

Warning: Media Virus detected.

Warning: Contents under pressure.

Warning: bonds skin.

Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.

Warning: The SysOp is watching you!

Warning: Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes

WARNING: Shock hazard. No user-servicable components inside.

WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHING causes SOMETHING.

WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.

Warning! This tagline fails CRC check!

Warning! REALITY.SYS corrupted: reboot universe? [Y/n]

WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP IS A TROJAN.

WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE IS PROHIBITED BY LAW.

WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE PROHIBITED BY LAW

WARNING! SAFESEX.LZH is a Trojan

WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!

Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!

Warped, and proud of it.

Wart-hog [n] The result of crossing a pig with a frog.

Was it as good for you as it was for you?

Was there wit once from whence there was whining?

Was it good for you, too?

Wash DC--Southern Efficiency, Northern Charm

Wash DC--Southern Efficiency, Northern Charm

Wasting time is an important part of living.

Watch this space

Watch out for low flying butterflies....

Watch out, warm fuzzies headed your way!

WATCH THIS!! ¯_® PrestO! ChangeO! ¯_®

Water, water everywhere...not a drop to drip.

We are always the same age inside.

We are the Emergency Broadcast System, gone amuck.

We are the Knights who say, "Neep!"

We are the people our parents warned us about.

We apologize for the inconvenience...

We don't fuckin' curse every other shitfaced word, dammit.

We do precision guesswork

We do not know 1 millionth of one percent about anything.

We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS

We get to peel the tape off Wendy O. Williams after her concerts!

We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.

We come in peace, shoot to kill.

We can keep it up FOREVER!

We are on a roll! Cavorting on the Butter!

We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires!

We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.

We blow up REAL good.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

We are what we do, not what we say.

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

We all live in a yellow subroutine.

We Need Your Quotes! Lets see the toteboard, Captain...

We *have* the Holy Hand Grenade, Sir!

We all have our opinions, but mine is correct.

We aim to please and shoot to kill!

We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.

We may be stupid . . . but we're not clever!-F & L

We make it up as we go along.

We look for things. Things that make us go.

We now return you to your regular programming...

We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.

We got the beat.

We want...a shrubbery...

We walk on like an elephant and back off like a giraffe.

We taught Wilson Goode to enunciate here in Fuldelfya.

We look for things. Things that make us go.

We shall say 'Ni' again to you..if you do not appease us.

We have met the enemy and they is us.

We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

We just want the FAX ma'am...Keep the photo copier

We interrupt this quote for an important bulletin...

We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain software.

We just joined the civil hair patrol!!

We just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 dollars, or else !

We just want the FAX ma'am... Keep the photo copier

We just joined the civil hair patrol!!

We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.

WE DON'T CARE - WE DON'T HAVE TO - WE'RE ANSI-PHREAKS!

We'd sell out in an instant if someone was buying.

We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?]

We're only immortal - for a limited time ...

We're testing as QWK as we can

We're only immortal--for a limited time. -- Neil Peart

We're lost, but we're making good time.

We're only in it for the money!

We're lost, but we're making good time.

We're as corrupt as any nation and we are calling the kettle black!

We're NOT gonna take it!

We're good. Damned good.

We're SICK, SICK, SICK. But happy.

We're INNNSAAAAANE! Oh, wait. That's Crazy Eddie, isn't it?

We're bad...maybe not.

We've recently learned where Dolly Parton buys her bras

We've got a lot of books here, its a book shop!

We've got to end this foolishness.

We've got computers,we're tapping phone lines.

We've replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals!

We've been *there*, and found it boring...

We've got quotes coming out of our A**, figuratively speaking.

We've got OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this.

We've got a problem, HAL.

We've got computers,we're tapping phone lines

Weasels Ripped My Flesh!

Weasels Ripped My Flesh!

Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Weird is a relative term - Frank N. Furter

Weird, is a relative term - Frank N. Furter

Welcome to the Current Middle Ages!

Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax!

Welcome to my nightmare.

Welcome to PA! State slogan: "Be Prepared to Stop"

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine - PF

Well, hey, it's the neighborly thing to do, ain't it?

Well, is it better to burn out or fade away?

Well, it looks better with the scope on calibrate

Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....

Well, you were warned.

Well, why not?

Well, Ok, but just a QWKie...

Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right?

Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...

Well she got her daddies car.

Well done is better then well said.

Well at least I think we are average

Well I can't hear a thing! Let's go to the stoning.

Well, I don't care what momma don't allow......

Well she got her daddies car

Well - it COULD happen......

Well feed me bran and call me irregular!

Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...

Well what is it you want? We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!

Well done is better then well said.

Well at least I think we are average.

Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you.

Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL

Were did my BSY flag go?

Weren't we here to drain the swamp?

Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge!

Wesley!" "Yes Sir?" "Get OFF my bridge!

Wet: Midsummer Night's Dream

WGA building in L.A. is of all-block construction!

Wha'so funny 'bout peace,love&understanding?

Wha'so funny 'bout peace,love&understanding?

Whad'ya mean I need a license to do that??!

Whadya know? Not much, you?

What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas?

What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection?

What were vices are now fashion.

What Are You Looking For? Nothing's Here!

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

What are fiends for? - R. Nixon

What a fix we are in. Peace has been declared...

What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!

What a booooring tagline...

What aspect of _NO_ dont' you understand?

What the !@#$ are you supposed to put here?

What part of my brilliance don't you understand?

What more do you want? A T-Shirt?

What me have a Virus.. Never!

What the heck happened here??!!

What the heck is that?????....is it contagious?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

What universe is this, please?

What to do about ignorance & apathy? Who knows?Who cares?

What we have here... Is a failure to accumulate.... Ernest P.W.

What me Worry? **-Alfred E. Neuman-**

What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!

What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon.

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen?

What this country needs is a good 5-cent nickle.

What we have here is a failure to communicate

What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V

What you see is what you read

What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door

What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What made you think I like taglines?

What hope is there for the world if I die?

What happened to my tagline?

What goes around, comes around.

What does this do, Mr Woof?

What is is the was of what will be...

What is the avg. air speed of an un-laden swallow?

What isn't tried won't work.

What is the output of a vacuum pump?

What is the color when black is burned.

What do mean you're not registered?

What Are You Looking For Down Here?

What can I say? I'm awestruck.

What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!

What are you staring at ?

What are you trained to do?

What can be put in a nutshell ought to stay there!

What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?

What do you mean I'm NUTS!!!

What do we do now ¨

What do SHEEP dream of?

What causes the holes in Swiss cheese?

What are you out of your Vulcan mind?

What are you going to do with your life?

What I lack in restraint, I make up for in remorse.

What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!

What Are You Looking For Down Here?

What mankind has been waiting for.

What IS a tagline anyway?

What a *senseless* waste of human life.

What are fiends for? - R. Nixon

What a coincidence! I've been there!!!!

What a booooring tagline...

What do you mean, lupins?

What REALLY killed Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.

What is Redneck foreplay? 'Get in the truck, bitch.'

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

What if I gave a .siggie and nobody cared?

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?

What is the output of a vacuum pump?

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in!

What kind of 'kludge' is that, Dave?

What is the sound of a bear sh*ting in the woods?

What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull

What kind of a problem, Dave?

What does Worf need with a Starship..er..woman

What does RU4692 Mean? Are you for 69 too?

What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste.

What happened to my tagline?

What does the Infantry call Airborne? Skeet Shoot!!!

What do you see when you turn out the light??

What good is knowledge if you don't share it?

What follows 2 days of rain?????? - Monday

What happened to >100 Iraqi jets parked in Iran?

What ever you do, DON'T STEP IN IT!

What has four legs and an arm?......... A happy pit bull.

What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!!

What... Me Worry?

What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What...is the capital of Assyria?

What! did the Hand then of the Potter shake?

What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

What's the point spread on WWIII? - R.Reagan

What's worse then a politician is a child molester.

What's this pretty little red button do? BEEP!

What's, blond,brown,blond,brown,blond? A cheerleader doing cartwheels.

What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

What's a Block? Is that like a Cement Block?

What's a Grecian Urn? oh abouy $4.95 an hour

What's this loose cable doin #%*#-4@@% NO CARRIER

What's a 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period.

What's Red and Swings? Baby on a Meat hook.

What's black and taps on glass? Baby in a Microwave.

What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one.

What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches!

What's tennis without a racket?

What's the Bag Limit on tourists these days, anyway?

What's the point spread on WWIII? - R.Reagan

What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.

Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

Whatever it is - I'm against it!

What,me worry??..........Alfred E. Bush

Whats yellow&points North? a Magnetic banana

Whats a Grecian urn? Oh, about 20 drachmas an hour.

Whats this big red ke........................

Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders.......CHICKEN?

When your argument is weak tell the 'BIG LIE'

When you pass the buck, don't expect to get change back!

When you vote in `92 remember: Saddam has a job, How about you?

When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.

When all else fails, read the manual.

When all else fails, follow instructions.

When all are one and one is all ...

When I grow up -- I want to be a Politician

When all else fails, PANIC!

When the going gets weird, the weird travels.

When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking.

When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts.

When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro

When was your last 40 second orgasm??? SKYDIVE!!

When wine goes in, secrets come out.

When we think, life thinks.

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed...

When talking nonsense try not to be serious.

When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!!

When theres no problem,you've overlooked something

When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.

When things just can't get any worse, they will.

When wine goes in, secrets come out.

When you run out of time you run out of everything.

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

When talking nonsense try not to be serious.

When somone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!

When in doubt, mumble.

When in Poland do as Poles do.

When fishing for Pike , make sure you have a " chub-on "!

When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.

When in doubt, delegate.

When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns.

When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick.

When all else fails, use the defaults!

When all else fails, follow instructions.

When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns

When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail

When can I give DOS the boot?

When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?

When concrete shakes beneath thee, one has found a true sub-woofer.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

When all else fails, call Forsberg at home!

When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now...

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

When Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns!

When Puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have Puns

When a man lies he murders part of the world

When a sage is angry, he is no longer a sage.

When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.

When en en Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns!

When all else fails, read the manual.

When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!

When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate."

When in doubt, do what the President does, guess

When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.

When it's up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!

When grasping at straws, any straw will do.

When no flags flew, where no army stood

When in doubt ... try a novel approach!

When nothing else will do.

When in doubt, mumble.

When in doubt, do as the doubters do.

When in doubt, whip it out!!!

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.

When in doubt, truncat

When in doubt, tell the truth M. Twain

When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.

Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination

Where bribes are cheerfully accepted.

Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?

Where anything can happen, but usually doesn't.

Where any such silliness remains unchecked.

Where do broken hard disks go?

Where do all the infinitesimals go?

Where can I buy the Chia-pet computer ??

Where Great Grandmother posted her bulletins.

Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.

Where Crazy Eddie gets HIS T-shirts."

Where NOTHING is sacred anymore.

Where O where did my tagline go_ O where O wh

Where all the Masochists go to get abused.

Where Time has no meaning.

Where am I? Operator trace this call.

Where there's a will ... there's a relative.

Where two wrongs don't make a right, but three do.

Where we put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you!

Where will you spend eternity? Heaven or Hell?

Where there's a witch, there's a way

Where there's a will, there's a won't.

Where the message base is in 3D.

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!

Where there's a will, there's a probate

Where you can talk to people without using up saliva.

Where you treasure is, there your heart will be also.

Where there's smoke, there's toast

Where were YOU the night of Nov 22, 1963?

Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.

Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate

Where there is light, there are bugs.

Where the heck is the <ANY> key??

Where O where did my tagline go_ O where O wh

Where did THIS guy come from?

Where does he get all those marvelous toys? - Bush

Where the majority maintains that brevity is the best means to ...

Where two wrongs don't make a right, but they make us feel real good.

Where keeping crumbs out of the keyboard is an art-form.

Where the keyboard is mightier than the sword.

Where nothing is simple, except for some of the users.

Where oil and water DO mix, dammit!

Where it's still 'We the people,' right?

Where it is *always* time to make the doughnuts.

Where does it go when you flush?

Where everyone knows everything about nothing.

Where intellectual giants come to frolic...it's a pity they never post.

Where is Ed and the $20 million?

Where service isn't just a word; it's a noun.

Where mind and spirit come together and have a real good time.

Where the Sex Pistols learned to play.

Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper.

Where the beat goes on...*Boom-shaka-laka-boom-boom-boom..*

Where the fun never stops. Never starts, either.

Where the intelligence is high, and the moustaches are cheesy.

Where sex and fun are spelled the same way.

Where the 60's never really ended.

Where the heck is the <ANY> key??

Where the $#!/& IS Carmen San-Diego???

Where is the ANY key when you want it.

Where's the ANY key?

Where's the brake on this thing?

Where'z dat Waskally Wabbit!

Wherever I go, there I am.

Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused.

Wherever I go, there I am.

Wherever you've been...you're not there NOW!

Wherewedon'tcareifyoudon'tleaveaspacebetweenyourwords.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

While (!cat) play (mouse);

While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.

WHILE (length(walk) > length(pier)) DO BEGIN

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.

Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP

Who teach- don't know. Who know- don't teach.

Who said TV is a vast <burp> wasteland?

Who sez Amelhicans are rhazy?

Who said that sex wasn't fun ??

Who said TV is a vast <burp> wasteland?

Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!

Who ya gonna call? ECHO BUSTERS!

Who ya gonna call?.....**** Virus Busters **** !!!

Who the heck reads taglines anyway?

Who teach- don't know. Who know- don't teach.

Who invented Taglines anyway??? What a waste!

Who in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Who has the USSR's BIOWAR contagious snake bite virus?

Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi!

Who is Dr. Who?

Who is actually sponsoring this message?

Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable!

Who needs more than 1024K? -Megan Byte

Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi!

Who cares anyway.

WHO WILLS CAN-WHO TRIES DOSE-WHO LOVES LIVES

Who! - me worry?

Who? Me worry?

Who's Dick Hertz?

Whoever dies with the most toys... is still dead!

Whore House: You F**k 'em, we'll suck 'em!

Whos Jim Varney?, he asked earnestly?

Whosinsane? SADDAM, that's who!

Why is there a watermelon in here?

Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lon

Why is it that the best taglines are too lon

Why not just press enter for a few days?

Why not REPLY and make this person happy!!

Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner?

Why not?

Why is it good to be rational?

Why give the temperature of the airport??? No one lives there...

Why is there a watermelon in here?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream????

Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?

Why is "ABBREVIATION" such a long word?

Why won't this dang thing work?

Why would a Woodchuck want to chuck wood anyway?

Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?

Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????

Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?

Why, he's no fun, he fell right over!

Why, I oughta ... !

Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do ?

Why training bras? What can we teach them.

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?

Why should I read? Its only words.

Why should I add to my troubles by facing reality?

Why should I read? Its only words.

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?

Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?

Why did he ask me that&Does he know something

Why be anyone else when you can be me?

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

Why call them back from heaven?

Why don't cats like to swim?

Why can't women put the toilet seat BACK UP !

Why can't women remember to put the seat back up?

Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.

Why be NoRmAl?

Why are we here? Because we are here. Roll the bones

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut..

Why are you wasting time reading taglines?

Why are you wasting time reading taglines?

Why call them back from heaven?

Why can't I say 'Big Hard Disk' in echomail?

Why can't life have a "Snooze" button?

Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?

Why do I do this? Money, lots and lots of money.

Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?

Why does bread always fall butter side down?

Why don't cats like to swim?

Why do I do these things to myself?

Why do I have to Work for a living?

Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses?

Why do politicians think it's federal money?

Why did he ask me that&Does he know something

Why does bread always fall butter side down?

Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!

Why use shampoo when so much real poo is free?

Why the heck are you wasting yer time reading a tagline?

Why do I run a BBS? Because I'm an IDIOT!

Why's the alphabet in that order? Because of that song?

Wife who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.

Wife who puts husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house.

Wife's a bitch - then you die.

Wile E. Coyote... Super genius

Will that be cache or chkdsk?

Will you come quietly, or shall I use ear plugs?

Will it ever end?

Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein.

Will I dream? - HAL-9000

Win-DOZE: The solution to a problem that didn't exist.

Windows is to speed what the Abacus is to Calculus

Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah

Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt

Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned

Windows Error: 002 No error, yet.

Windows would be better with curtains.

Windows turned my 386 into a 10 Mhz XT !

Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories

Windows 3 - the MAC for the rest of us!

Windows isn't a virus: viruses do something!

Windows 3.0: More holes than you can count.

Windows 3.0 : Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum

Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits

Windows 3: Solution to a non-existent problem....

Windows 3.0 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.

Windows LUW: Life Under Windows

Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet.

Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions

Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources

WINDOWS, from the people that brought you EDLIN!

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Windows: From the folks who brought you EDLIN!

WINDOWS: From the people who brought you EDLIN!

Windows? We don't need no stinking Windows!

Windoze, is changing....it's getting poorer faster!

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Winter is Natures way of saying, Up Yours!

Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!"

Wire Puller: (n), A seasoned 1004 programmer

Wire Puller: (n), A seasoned 1004 programmer

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Wise men still seek the Lord Jesus !!!

Witches ride brooms because Nature abhors a vacuum

With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?

With schizophrenia you're never alone!

With a modem, I can take on the world!

With one foot in his mouth he stated, Hmmmm, emmmm woooo hhhhcccchh.

With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?

Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless

Without fools there would be no wisdom.

Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!

Without fools there would be no wisdom.

Without BBSes, life itself would be impossible.

Wobbles, but it won't fall down.

Woking on water is dangerous.

Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

Woman.zip -- Great program , but NO documentation!

WOMAN.ZIP.....Great program, no documentation!

WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!

Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention

Women speak two languages-One of which is verbal

Women, who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition !!

Women DO come with instructions! Ask Them!

Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :)

Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN

Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.

Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Women are just systems, & a smart man keeps a backup

Women do come with instructions, ask them!

WON, TOO, THRE, FOR. . . _Duz_ spelling count??

Wonderful!! Simply Wonderful!!

WOOF WOOF ,thats my other dog immitation...

Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time

Woozers, The damn'd thing actually works !

WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....

Words must be weighed, not counted.

Words 'R Us

Words, 25_ ea. Better quality words, 50_ ea.

Wordstar users - Ctrl-KQ to you, too.

Worf, you look like the inertial dampeners failed.

Worf, Eat any good books lately?

Work, is a four letter word.

Work to become, not to acquire. - Confucius

Work expands to exceed the time allotted.

Work is just something to do between breaks

Workersoftheworldunite.

Working the BLEEDING edge of technology !!!

World ends at 3pm; details at 5....

World ends - details after the game

World's First Parallel Processed Human Being.

Worry casts a huge shadow on a small problem.

Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.

Worth two hands in the bush.

Would you buy a Pontiac from this, er, man?

Would it give you a lot of pleasure? Zaphod.

Would you like me to sing you a song?

Would you buy a Pontiac from this, er, man?

Would you stand up and walk out on me??

Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?

Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.

WOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase.

Wrap that rascal -- Use write protect tabs.

Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.

Write your complaints in this box -----> []

Write all complaints legibly -> [ ]

Write right With Xywrite

Writer's Rule #1: Have something to say!

Writing a good LSAT was the start of my decline

Wwaaayyyyyyyyyyy Cooool Junior...

WWhhaatt ddooeess DDUUPPLLEEXX mmeeaann??

WYPIWYG= What You Printed Is What You've Got.

WYTYSYDG-What you thought you saw, you didn't get.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

Xerox, all they ever do is copy.

Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!"

Xerox...all they ever do is copy.

Xpress Yourself!

XpReSsing myself as usual <grin>...

XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!!

XRS'ing at <Falcon System>

XT's Suck!

XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper.

Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice

Xywrite: Not For Corporate Types ! Let 'em eat WP !

Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?

Ya'll come back now ya hear.

Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!!

Yakkety yak.. y'all come back now.. ya hear?

Yawning at X-rated movie: Indecent composure.

Ye shall know them by their taglines.

Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!

Yea, verily do many strange things come to be.

Yeah, I'm a hi-skool grajuit... wanna make somthin outta it?

Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.

Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!

Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!

Yeah, uh, that's the ticket!.....

Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care.

Yeah... THAT's the ticket!

Yeah... THAT's the ticket!

Years, education and understanding offtimes are foes.

Yep! you bet... What was that you said?

Yer motherboard wears combat reboots

Yes, I know I'm off topic.

Yes, I know I'm still off topic.

Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today.

Yes, I admit, *I* steal taglines!?!?!

Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen.

Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ...

Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?

Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.

Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen.

Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute

Yes folks, a FREE tagline

Yes perhaps You Know St. Murphy

Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?

Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!!

Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?

Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ...

Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today.

Yes, I know I'm still off topic.

Yes, I know I'm off topic.

YES, Cherry is my real name!

YES! You may have already won.......

YES! We Deliver... Open 24HRS!

YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!!

YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!!

Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well

Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!

You go to heaven....God sneezes... What do you say?

You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!!

You got a problem kid ?... ---celenza

You dont buy beer, you rent it...

You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.

You just contradicted me!

You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual!

You have the right to remain silent....

You have been selected for a secret mission.

You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)

You got any more taglines I can plagiarize ?

You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual!

You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel

You can't un-melt a snowflake...

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

You can't get out more than you put in

You did WHAT with TurboTax??? OMG!!

You don't buy beer, you rent it...

You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people.

You don't have to be intelligent to use it but it helps.

You just can't beat cubic inches.

You don't get it boy, this is an operating table.

You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.

You never act da way ya should & I like it.

You make it we take it.

You made my head explode.

You misunderstood. Bush ACTUALLY said 'No nude Texans.'

You never knew what you were missing.

You never act da way ya should & I like it

You see, but you do not observe. - Sir Arthur Conan

You see what I'm sayin'?

You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd.

You mean I can send mail to myself?

You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file!

You know...in a hundred years I just might get to like you.

You can't be first, but you can be next.

You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!

You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.

You know, names aren't magic. They are merely handles.

You made a woman MEOW?

You lost WHAT source code?

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

You kill my father. Prepare to die.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity

You are in a maze of twisty subroutines, all alike.

You are in a maze of twisty little directories, all alike

You are here ---------------------> *

You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy...

You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply.

You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long?

You can be my < WingMan > at any time!

You can always break glass with a sledgehammer.

You call this fun? --McCoy

You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as BINGO?

You are IT! Really now... I'm not kidding here...

You GOTS to be kidding!

You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.

You Bet Your ASCII

You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated Caller.

You =know= what I am thinking...

You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.

You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.

You GOTS to be kidding!

You DIDN'T hear it from me!

You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile!

You can disagree without being disagreeable.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL

You can't un-melt a snowflake...

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd....

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.

You send `em to school ... they eat the books.

You can relax now. He's not coming.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You could do better, but why bother?

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.

You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave.

You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think

You can plug in Virtually anywhere

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.

You can stop reading now, I've finished my message

You can sentence her to watching old movies???

You can see a lot just by observing. Yogi Bera

You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!

You paid cover to get in here. HA!

You will have good luck and over come hardships.

You will be told about it tomorrow.

You will be tested on the above material!

You will spend the rest of your life in the future.

You won first prize..! Send me $50. and I'll send your prize!

You will always find something in the last place you look.

You want me to clean what???

You want it when ??

You were told not to feed me after midnight!

You were s'posed to laugh!

You think that's bad?

You swallowed a WHAT?

You shall know the truth and be freed.

You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow.

You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!

You want to smell my WHAT?

You think you have problems? My sundial is running slow.

You think that's bad?

You are under arrest for tagline theft!

You'd think there were ENOUGH quotes, already...

You'd think we'd be tired of this by now, but what do YOU know.

You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.

You'll know when your ready for it.

You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know.

You'll pay to know what you really think!

You'll get what's coming to you.. Unless it's mailed.

You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me....

You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!

You're soaking in it

You're a Redneck if: Your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs.

You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you.

You're not going into a song while I'm here!

You're driving me to nervous prostitution!

You're dead in this town, fella.

You're a Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.

You're a Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a bug-zapper.

You're only as old as you feel.. the next day

You're a funny guy! - Goodfellas

You're a better man than I, Rin Tin Tin.

You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.

You're driving me to nervous prostitution!

You're a glutton for punishment? :)

You're born single, profit from the experience

You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag

You're a lapsed atheist, dear.

You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.

You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?

You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?

Your bootsector is being destroyed!

Your average mind numbing, brain-blowing experience.

Your cart just ran over my dogma.

Your Freudian slip is showing.

Your Virus is now STONED. Legalize ViruScan

Your code will not compile cleanly as written.

Your family tree has no branches.

Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair?

Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds

Your computer does what?????

Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho!

Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck does

Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board.

Your tagline here. $15.95/mo. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s

Your so out to lunch you make me hungry.

Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency!

Your mother's gonna LOVE me!

Your Lucky Color Is Fading.

Your not hearing what I'm saying.

Your crt is 2 loud. turn it down!

Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Your computer does what?????

Your cat just ran over my dog.

Your epidermis is showing!

Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.

Your mother's gonna LOVE me!

Your lucky number has been discontinued.

Your karma just ran over my dogma

Your inlaws on your wife's side usually are ...

Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Your karma just ran over my dogma.

Youth Culture Killed My Dog.

Yow! Are we laid back yet?

Yow! Am I having fun yet?

Yow!

Yow! Are we wet yet?

YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!"

Yoyodyne Propulsions Sys,Inc - The 7th Dimension + Beyond

ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS

Zap!

Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation.

ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers

ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day . . .

Zippy says:

ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII

[_] my job. [_] my boss. I'm self employed!

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