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| Welcome to the most wonderful place on Earth; well, that is, next to the following 1. Disneyland 2. Kabul, Afghanistan 3. Moscow, Russia 4. The International Space Station 5. The La Brea Tar Pits 6. Lincoln, Illinois : I mean hey Abe Lincoln, who wouldn't love a place named after the guy Well, Everyone knows that I am the world famous super-reporter of the Yardrac News Network, but aside from that, I also enjoy many other things. Like the following: 1. doing the Hokey-Pokey 2. Studying the effects of Nuclear Weapons 3. Pretending to be Tony Blair 4. Going to the Opera 5. Burning things 6. Making out with world leaders: names are not important, they know who they are 7. Finding a way to become the Pope 8. Taking long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, you know that stuff 9. Helping out in the peacekeeping between Israel and Palestine |
| This is a dragon, from my recent trip to Hell. If you've ever been to hell, then you know bringing a camera isn't a good idea. Demons hate to be photographed, but dragons don't. Not too many dragons in Hell, but they are there. |
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| Soon, I will be the first to travel around the world in a hot air balloon, without refueling, and traveling with an Indian Elephant. Some people say it can't be done, but I'll show them. Yes, yes I will. |
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| Cheese, what more needs to be said, cheese is the single gratest thing ever. That is, except for: 1. Instant chocolate Pudding 2. Uranium-235 3. Tuna Salad Sandwiches 4. The chupacabra, man that thing is awesome |
| If anyone has a chupacabra pic i can use for this site., e-mail it to Yardrac@yahoo.com |
| September 19- Opened a hole to the center of the universe. While there, I discovered that all existence revolves around a container of pudding. Weird, the primordial ooze is something we all eat regularly September 1- Put under House Arrest again. August 10- My trial for attempted kidnapping came way quicker than I would've thought, and apparently Johnny Cochran was sick, so I represented myself. My opening statement was 14 hours long, a verdict of not guilty came shortly after August 1 - Annual Golf outing with World Leaders ended tragically as President Bush kept score. Apparently, Tony Blair golfs really well, as he got an 18 on an 18 hole course after the final additions were made. Vladimir Putin made a respectable 72, while I somehow managed 9000 strokes. Leaders of North and South Korea got in a fistfight around hole 5. |
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