The Yardtools Guestbook o' Love

And here is what other people had to say!!!

Catherine - 09/07/00 22:52:54
My Email:chauke@norfolk.infi.net
Your Favorite Career: drums
Turn Ons: drums
Turn Offs: not drums
Your Favorite Type of Music: drums
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: boom-chick
Tradition: huh?

Comments:

Smee the Friendly Drummer - 03/09/00 15:39:07
My Email:pseudosmee@netscape.net
Your Favorite Career: car wash attendant
Turn Ons: Yardtools, backhoes, Homer Simpson
Turn Offs: tobacco, sheep, death
Your Favorite Type of Music: all types that don't suck
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Antarctica/Sanskrit
Tradition: playing music

Comments:
I feel privaledged to know and love you yardtools.

DEWMAN - 02/15/00 20:47:37
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/dewman44710
My Email:dewjack@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: none
Turn Ons: being crazy!
Turn Offs: people who don't forgive!
Your Favorite Type of Music: jazz/blues/rock
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: piglatin
Tradition: signing cool web site guestbooks

Comments:
YOU KNOW ME!YOU HELPED ME WITH MY VERY FIRST WEB SITE! AND YOU WERE A GREAT TEACHER! YOUR WEB SITE IS THE COOLEST!!!:) WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGET THE DUMB PAST? HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME JORDAN FOR THINGS I DID WRONG.YOUR A GREAT PERSON,AND I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THIS.IF YOU HAVE TIME PLEASE VISIT MY WEB? THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY TO MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR ALL

Kelli Robbins - 01/06/00 18:29:12
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok2/kelbo
My Email:kellirobbins@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Music Education
Turn Ons: haha it's a secret ;)
Turn Offs: pretty much your standard turnoffs
Your Favorite Type of Music: anything goes, except country
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Ireland and Italian

Comments:
I love the music on your page! A couple of friends of mine would go nuts for it. :) Just a question...what does yardtools mean? Anywho, love the page. Especially the golden crayfish award haha...that's cute ~~Kelli

Danan - 12/15/99 21:13:56
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ns/couchpatato
My Email:maya-d@usa.net
Your Favorite Career: English Teacher (And super hero)
Turn Ons: *Slaps Col's bumb* Lesse... Chocolate, ...uhhh...
Turn Offs: I am currently known as Nympho Col.
Your Favorite Type of Music: Soft rock
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: France, and french
Tradition: Not opening any X-Mas presents until Christmas day

Comments:
COL!! My baby! I wuv yew Collie-Wollie. Lesse,

'This just in, Col_Forbin is 99.9 precent sweet ass, and .1% hot. Note there may be a .1% chance of error.'

Love, the Prime Minister of Everything; Danan.

Lee Olson - 10/14/99 08:22:01
My Email:LEE337 21
Your Favorite Career: Percussionist
Turn Ons: You Jordan
Turn Offs: Girls that are ugly
Your Favorite Type of Music: all types baby
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Antarctica

Comments:
Jordan, very disturbing stuff! I really like it.!

Andrea Warren - 09/13/99 14:25:16
My Email:andi_1976@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Career: perpetual student
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: spanish (and places where they speak spanish)

Comments:
You're the best, J.! --4-andi

Casey (CUTE) - 09/09/99 20:10:45
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wi/CUTE/me.html
My Email:casey119@excite.com
Your Favorite Career: sleeping. haha
Turn Ons: dicks ..haha. j/k.. uhh. dunno?
Turn Offs: black gross teeth. haha
Your Favorite Type of Music: oldies but goodies and rap.
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: uh..?
Tradition: uhhhhh? haha..

Comments:
Heya :) hehe i love the page. i dont really know you.. but. if you wanna get to know me.. im CUTE in alamak.. or MoonSparkle. hehe.. anyways. thanks for signing my book. good page :) hehe. byeeee

what does it matter? - 08/11/99 18:50:34
My Email:illtellyasometime
Your Favorite Career: dontwork...justsleep
Turn Ons: beans&cheese
Turn Offs: applesauce
Your Favorite Type of Music: music??thekindihearwhenthere'snone
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: i speak no language but the language i speak
Tradition: wha????????

Comments:
very cool page...could stand to have dif.colors for the links...but cool cool yeah cool and yep!! --guess who!

MiNdY_eVaNs - 07/11/99 05:54:37
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sd/kickyourgame
My Email:mindye@ibm.net
Your Favorite Career: B-ball playa
Turn Ons: ThugZ
Turn Offs: ScrubZ
Your Favorite Type of Music: Hip Hop/Rap
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Korean/French
Tradition: Life is a DICK, whem it get's hard FUCK IT

Comments:
Nice page, check mine out when U have time and sign da guest bookie aight? Peace ~MiNdY_eVaNs aka KickYourGame

Arieanna - 07/05/99 20:05:59
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ar/skilar
My Email:skilar31@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: does it matter? *L*
Turn Ons: *coughs*
Turn Offs: *coughs again*
Your Favorite Type of Music: everything but most country
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: *shrugs*
Tradition: *shrugs*

Comments:
*grins* love the page Col_Forbin.. stay a sweetie.. loves, Arie

Tommy hankins - 06/01/99 22:05:11
My Email:cruefann75@aol.com
Your Favorite Career: Foodlion...NOT!!
Turn Ons: blondes
Turn Offs: dumb blondes
Your Favorite Type of Music: everything
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: japan

Comments:
i plead the 5th

Kenny Wells - 05/16/99 19:08:30
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~raiden6
My Email:raiden69@usa.net
Your Favorite Career: Beta Testing
Turn Ons: Power switch
Turn Offs: Power switch
Your Favorite Type of Music: Metal, Classical, Jazz, Blues, Rock,
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Azerbaijan, QBasic
Tradition: Church of the Golden Apple

Comments:
Dewman sent me. Doing good on helping him, but the Dark Lord of Sith Darth Nu-Hir must help out. Your force has grown weak grasshopper, I must now intervene. :)

Lisa Thomlison - 05/13/99 06:16:14
My Email:smackdown_girly@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: self appointed millionaire
Turn Ons: blue vw bugs, aj, men from italy or peurto rico who can dance
Turn Offs: lowriders!, anyone under the age of 16 and brittney spears
Your Favorite Type of Music: alternative and Backstreet boys
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: see turn ons (italians)
Tradition: the great tambourine dance of july

Comments:
why yardtools?? why? i absolutely loved your site dah-ling, we must do lunch, have your people call my people and we'll work something out! ta ta!

dewman - 05/11/99 14:32:04
My URL:http://http:/geoscities.com/AUGUSTA/LINKS/2184/
My Email:dewman@accinternet.com
Your Favorite Career: doing nothing really!
Turn Offs: my wife
Your Favorite Type of Music: jazz
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: none usa rules
Tradition:

Comments:
i love virgina !

dewey - 05/03/99 14:59:14
My URL:http://icq.com
My Email:dewman@accintrnet.com
Your Favorite Career: jazz music
Turn Offs: nasty
Your Favorite Type of Music: jazz
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: none usa rules!

Comments:
hey can you help me do thi s web page of mine? i can have up to 5mg of space through server. how soon can you help me soon ,i hope your mom is soooooo cool! dewman

Trixxy - 04/28/99 18:53:56
My Email:crazyhaily@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Career: Finger painting *s*
Turn Ons: Arty type guys..like you *giggles*
Turn Offs: smoking
Your Favorite Type of Music: anything orchastated *i can;t spell sorry* hee hee
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Ierland silly... and ummm i'd say Jap-an-eezz

Comments:
You are such a sweetie i could eat you all up if i could only find a spoon worthy of you *winks* And think of me always, everytime you look at your big toe *lol* I LOVE YOU SILLY HEAD!!! * licks, giggles, stuff and things*

Trixxy - 04/28/99 18:52:54
My Email:crazyhaily@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Career: Finger painting *s*
Turn Ons: Arty type guys..like you *giggles*
Turn Offs: smoking
Your Favorite Type of Music: anything orchastated *i can;t spell sorry* hee hee
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Ierland silly... and ummm i'd say Jap-an-eezz

Comments:
You are such a sweetie i could eat you all up if i caould only find a spoon worthy of you *winks* And think of me always everything you look at your big toe *lol* I LOVE YOU SILLY HEAD!!! * licks, giggles, stuff and things*

Trixxy - 04/28/99 18:51:12
My Email:crazyhaily@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Career: Finer painting *s*
Turn Ons: Arty type guys..like you *giggles*
Turn Offs: smoking
Your Favorite Type of Music: anything orchastated *i can;t spell sorry* hee hee
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Ierland silly... and ummm i'd say Jap-an-eezz

Comments:
You are such a sweetie i could eat you all up if i caould only find a spoon worthy of you *winks* And think of me always everything you look at your big toe *lol* I LOVE YOU SILLY HEAD!!! * licks, giggles, stuff and things*

Marlene or "maurie" - 04/25/99 13:56:30
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/2602/maurie1.jpg
My Email:marley_mar@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Herbalism and Naturalism
Turn Ons: YOU! *winks*
Turn Offs: Jealousy, lies, and many other things..too many to list!
Your Favorite Type of Music: Rock..and Tori Amos(she is in a class of her own)
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: French
Tradition: Opening presents..cause it is like life..there are many things you can open up..but ultimately, you don't know whats inside!

Comments:
Jordan dearest...you have to be the nicest cat I have ever met..you make me smile all the time! *S* You are a really interesting person and your page just reitterates that fact. *S* I hope that we always keep in touch!*S* Take care and Good luck in all you do! ***hugs and kisses*** Sweetie!!!

amir noori - 03/08/99 18:29:16
My Email:burningworld70@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: sex
Turn Ons: ahem
Turn Offs:ahem and ahem
Your Favorite Type of Music: jordan
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: jordan
Tradition: murder

Comments:
thank you lover, a, amir

Saxman Jim - 03/02/99 06:27:28
My Email:you know this
Your Favorite Career: Gynecologist
Turn Ons: Music, Sheep, Your Mom
Turn Offs: Rap, Chickens, Beige
Your Favorite Type of Music: Jazz (Big Band especially)
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Austria or switzerland, Pig Latin
Tradition: Live Sacrifice before concerts to the sax god Rascher

Comments:
Nice page! You should update those pictures. You'll never get laid by anyone but your mom with those and I think even she's a little iffy.

james - 02/18/99 04:12:42
Your Favorite Career: smiling person
Turn Ons: grass and sunshine
Turn Offs: sunshine and grass
Your Favorite Type of Music: chipmonks
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: french
Tradition: /?

Comments:
heh? you bastard. you should retitle yer page to "for people who like lists!!!!!!!!"

Allen - 02/13/99 07:14:56
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~dastuba
My Email:dastuba@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Professional Musician
Turn Ons: 1961 Fender Basses
Turn Offs: 1962 Fender Basses
Your Favorite Type of Music: Music....need I say more?
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Phillipines....Tagalog...
Tradition: what da hell does this category mean?!?!?!?!?

Comments:
There...I signed your damn guestbook QUIT YOUR YAPPIN.......hehehehe

Allen - 02/13/99 07:13:14
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~dastuba
My Email:dastuba@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Professional Musician
Turn Ons: 1961 Fender Basses

Comments:

Allen - 02/13/99 07:12:26
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~dastuba
My Email:dastuba

Comments:

Melinda - 02/09/99 09:48:56
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/hi/melinda32/index.html
Your Favorite Career: psychology
Turn Ons: good humor, down to earth people, sparkly eyes
Turn Offs: stuffy people, money flashers, dull eyes

Comments:
a most unusual site *s*, a nice cure for bordom.

Amber - 01/09/99 17:00:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ns/couchpatato
My Email:maya-d@usa.net
Your Favorite Career: My favorite Career is going to have something to do with Children
Turn Ons: Sweet talker's... chochlate *w* And .. Hmm Roses
Turn Offs: Brown Nosers, and Suck Ups
Your Favorite Type of Music: Alternative, soft rock
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: France, French
Tradition: None really

Comments:
hello sweety-ness. *tee hee* Your never on 'mak anymore. Get yo butt in gear. *weg* Nice page.

Mariah - 01/09/99 03:57:16
My Email:MARIAH4403:@aol.com
Your Favorite Career: Life/photojournalism/circus midget
Turn Ons: Lawrence Welk hehehe, long walks on the beach, fuzzy little bunnnies-blah blah blah
Turn Offs: repetitive use of the word " DUDE" OK- any use of the word "DUDE"
Your Favorite Type of Music: JAZZ- and......oh- WE WANT THE FUNK-GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: mmmm....not sure haven't been to them all. Yeah language is ok, if you like that kinda stuff.
Tradition: enjoying all holidays celebrating cosumerism and or religious persacution and general theivery.

Comments:
I'm very impressed! You are definitely one cool cat daddy. Catch ya' later.

- 01/07/99 09:34:59
Turn Ons: Lawrence

Comments:

Lauren - 12/23/98 08:53:22
My URL:http://nonexistant .com *L*
My Email:sauce_box80@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: performer (in one way or another)
Turn Ons: *L* don't go there *L*
Turn Offs: slackers (hehehe)
Your Favorite Type of Music: all kinds (except rap and metal)
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: well the only language i can conprehend is french so i'll go with that
Tradition: ummm....eating fruit soup on christams eve *LOL*

Comments:
*L* i couldn't think of anything cool to say *L* sorry!

Chrissie - 11/29/98 23:09:49
My Email:sunshine.spirit@home.se
Your Favorite Career: neurotic housewife..*S*
Turn Ons: You�d love to know, huh? *L*
Turn Offs: ppl who lie to ya
Your Favorite Type of Music: All between Carmina Borana and Aerosmith...
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: The US...I wanna move hoooomeeeee!!!!!

Comments:
Hey Col_Dustbin! Just thought I�d stop by and say hi... and tell ya what a great friend you are! *S* Love, Chrissie

Badgirl - 10/20/98 08:54:32
My Email:libransoul@yahoo.com
Your Favorite Career: Doing something where I can be ME! Hopefully, helping someone, somewhere, at sometime *s*
Turn Ons: ~ that's classified info ~
Turn Offs: ~ try me and I'm sure you will find out ~
Your Favorite Type of Music: What are you nutz? *lol* There are too many to list....
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: WonderLand...jibberish *lol*
Tradition: Something which binds us to the past, but allows us to explore the future, with a sense of who we are...like smooching� for instance *hehe*

Comments:
Jordan, What can I say? You have outdone yourself, once again with this page *s* It's very kewl! Always know that your talents & love for music and for life will guide your path....and will lead you to where you need to go, with love, laughter and faith. Never g changing, for the world needs more people like you *s*

LifeBlind - 09/16/98 20:32:48
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Hollow/7754
My Email:lifeblind@iname.com
Your Favorite Career: Manager/musicians
Turn Ons: Better left unsaid
Turn Offs: Rude people
Your Favorite Type of Music: Metal, of course
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: France, French
Tradition: METAL TRADITION!!!!!!!

Comments:
Thanks for checking out our page. We appreciate it. Your page is awesome. Check out our page again sometime and tell all your friends about us. Tell your friend that we will check out his label next month. Thanks, man.

Charles Bukowski - 09/14/98 02:21:24
My Email:bone orchard
Your Favorite Career: postal worker
Turn Ons: chicks with loot
Turn Offs: no loot
Your Favorite Type of Music: Mahler
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: USA Profanity
Tradition: 12 Step

Comments:
Manny Hymen says hello! You spend entirely too much time on the web!!! Practice or you'll never get that Hanson gig you've been doing the Santeria rituals for!!!!

Keriann - 09/04/98 00:37:18
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Keriann79/enter.html
My Email:keriann79@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Psychology
Turn Ons: honesty, romantic, sweet, thoughtful
Turn Offs: liar, drug heads, unfaithful, playahs
Your Favorite Type of Music: R & B, Easy Listening, Classical
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: France/ French
Tradition: dont like em LOL

Comments:
Dude, This is really cool! GOodluck wit ur carreer ok? Dont forget me if you're famous world wide!!! Keriann :)

Chantress - 08/28/98 08:01:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/8227/
My Email:see site
Your Favorite Career: My favorite career. Hmmmmmm... my favorite to be or my favorite in general? Programming, maybe troubleshooting (dunno.. the aggravation factor in THAT career can be p etty high at times...)
Turn Ons: One is: Walkin a quiet path in the woods... (quiet being defined as no noise by people cars radios etc. Animal and other Forestly noises are okay ) *grin*
Turn Offs: One is: Guys who are so insecure that they have to beat up males who swing the other way. Another is (and this is a biggie, folks) TELEMARKETERS. nuff said!
Your Favorite Type of Music: ROCK AND ROLL!!
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Canada and Spanish. (I'll never survive if I go to Montreal will I *laughs*)
Tradition: Excellent question. Now.. why don't I have a good answer for that....

Comments:
Your site has a lot of good content, I'm sitting here clicking all your links... where'd ya get all those cool backgrounds? ......what's that drag queen Garfield all about *laughs* .... okay, I'm extremely tired and am not repeat not responsible for any o this entry making sense... Have a great week!!

stovetop - 08/23/98 03:12:51
My Email:notehead78@aol.com
Your Favorite Career: music
Turn Ons: rusty cheese graters
Turn Offs: no armpit hair on women
Your Favorite Type of Music: doesnt matter, you know it cuz i live with you.
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Afghanistan, goombonics
Tradition: living life here doing shit

Comments:
GET OFF... GO PLAY A FIDDLE OR SOMETHING!!! o o' /?\ ==================================================

Kansee - 08/20/98 17:45:34
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/Parc/7102
My Email:kansasb@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Talk Show Host
Turn Ons: Jordans sexy licks!
Turn Offs: KnightMares licks *L*
Your Favorite Type of Music: Dance
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Paris
Tradition: Lick Jordan every day

Comments:
Kewl page!

Venuss - 08/18/98 00:12:15
My Email:Venuss@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Musicians of course!!
Turn Ons: Good music and a cool drink!
Turn Offs: People that are down and depressing.
Your Favorite Type of Music: Motown/Pop/Alternative
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Unites States / American
Tradition: none

Comments:
Cool homepage,,and a good chatter as well!!

mazzie - 08/15/98 06:59:25
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tx/mazzie/index.html
My Email:mazzie79@hotmail.com
Your Favorite Career: Musician and/or Photography
Turn Ons: Cool Stuff and Stuff Like That
Turn Offs: Liars And Stuff Like That
Your Favorite Type of Music: Classic Rock
Your Favorite Foreign Country and Language: Australlia
Tradition: N/A

Comments:
Your Page Is Awesome, But Your Music Taste And Collection, Well...Words Can't Say I Suppose. Hope To See You Again On Alamak, Until Then :] Laters

Danan - 08/14/98 18:55:38
My URL: