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Quotes & Questions

Quotes & Questions

I love to read and to think up quotes...

As a matter of fact, you might have seen two of my favorite quotes already.I am going to have the quotes separted by groups. It might be hard to read in the format I am gnna put them in, but, c'mon, you have to bear with me. So, here we go.

Quotes That I Created

Call me pathetic, call me a fool
But you know I'm everything to you...

If Life had breaks
I would have stopped a LONG time go

Love Is Like a Leaf
It always floats away
Before you can grasp it

Happiness Comes When... When...
...When???

I used to be desperate...
Now I can't even live
Without your beautiful face

Life flows
Like a river
Blood Red

I never had a dream come true
till the day that I found you

Quotes From Funny2.com

If A #2 Pencil Is the #1 Pencil in the World
Then Is It Still #2?

Never knock on Death's Door
Ring the bell and run
He hates that

Treat each day as your last
One day you will be right

Remember class
We Are ALL Individuals...

The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you
But it's still on the list



Auto Insurance Statements

The Man was all over the road
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him

I looked at my mother-in-law
then headed over the embankment

The Car in front of me hit the guy
But he got back up so I hit him again


Questions

Why must we sleep?
Why don't we have smart
mechanical dogs?
How smart are dogs?
How come it's easier to gain
weight rather than lose it?
Who said, "Hey, why
don't we start talking?",
therefore inventing the
spoken language?
Why aren't our brains
insulated better?
How come the ques-
tions never end?
Why are astrologists
so cruel to Pluto?
Why is there no pot
of gold at the end
of the rainbow?
Who named death
when they had no clue
someone was "dying"?
Is there a meaning to life
or is life just pointless?
Who named things?
Why do things end/die?
Why do i make websites?
Why are people cruel?
Why do healthy things
taste bad?
Why aren't we born
knowledgable?
Why do we enjoy movies
when most of them are
just updated versions
of previous ones?
Why is there so much
sadness in the world?
Why can't things be free?
Why are people greedy?
Do dogs think in
English, or at all?
Who was the first druggie?
Why do we have diseases?
Why is life-insurance
named that when it is
for when someone dies;
Why isn't it called
Death Insurance?
Why can't animals talk?
Why won't teachers let
students use Wikipedia?
Is our universe falling,
flying, or is it sus-
pended in mid-air?
What was the Sun
named after?
Do dogs hate us?
Do they like us?
Are they incapable
of that emotion?

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