|Suzanne's Free Matchmaking Service|
|Hi! My name is Suzanne and I am offering my services as a matchmaker for free! Basically, I am tired of my friends whining about how they never meet anyone worthwhile and since they refuse to use personal ads (match.com or jdate.com, for example), I am taking matters into my own hands.
How does it work?
Basically, my friends are all very smart, very witty, very cool chicks in their mid-20s. You are a very smart, very witty, very cool guy between the ages of 23 and 30 living in or very near NYC who has the same problem as my wonderful lovely friends when it comes to meeting people. I will meet you and buy you tea or coffee while I decide if you would make a good match for any of my friends. If you are into this, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. At the very least, you get free coffee or tea!
You should be:
- Between the ages of 23 and 30
- Have at least a college degree
- Live in or near NYC
- Be a political moderate or lean to the left (no conservatives, please!)
- Be interesting
- For one of my friends, you should be Jewish and observe the Sabbath and keep kosher
***E-MAIL ME AT email@example.com***
|The Matchmaker Herself|