Chapter Six: An Excerpt

Beach Recreation

How To Be A Good Sport

Ah! Wide open spaces. Sun, a cool breeze (hopefully).

And some sort of sport related piece of equipment comes out of nowhere. It came with someone, this I can attest to. Yes, you may partake in some beach recreation. And you probably want to share this good time with a buddy or two, but do you want to share this bit of competition with the rest of the sun worshippers? No, of course not! May I suggest that all of you who cannot sit still take your frisbee or football or volleyball to a remote, very sparsely populated area of the beach. For some reason, the games must be played near the waterline. I know the waterline offers some relief from the sweat you work up from playing the sports. Doesn't the sport seem a bit anti-productive?