| These are some funny quotes compiled throughout the school year! |
| "I am one sarcastic son of a bitch." |
| Mr. Mazzio arguing with Mark Harris in afterschool review. |
| "Mr. Stark, the grades should be in the double digits." |
| Mr. Mazzio giving a quiz to Ben Stark. |
| Hey look, there's Mr. Murph. No wait, it's just Brian Fischer. |
| Andrew McElduff, watching Fischer walk down to practice after hurting his leg. |
| Nojman, you are now officially banned from the sidelines for the rest of the season. Stay in the stands. |
| Pat Grove the day before state regionals. |