*****PADDY AND JESSE*****




1.PAYBACK

When yor bleeding though the croch your not cut,
your P---M---S ing /dont spaz out bitch get a pussy plug/ If i was a vampire id be like
chug a lug lug.

(Chorus)
When you bleedin from the croch we all know da tides are gana switch/
because we all know that pay back is a bitch! /bleeding... (x3) /

If the red river flows do you take the dirt road home?/
I do, im J im a body guard for pimpin pat/
I hate when the bitchs are rat a tat tat/
I just wanna slap em all/
kick em in the nuts and fuck em in the stall
Peace!

Wat up J? thay say two in the pink and one in the sink right (yah)/
fuck that, I stick my hole hand in there man it was so tight its woo.

(Chorus x2)


2.POP


My frineds and family love that dog/
but if i get a chance imma go straight for the frog/
and if you dont like my cat/
ill hump you in the back/
I'll stick my weiner in your ear/
and you just might hear (POP!)

Guitar Solo
My friend said that when you go black you come back in a weelchair/
now my friend well he cant afford no more hair/
I said lets get a coffie and some toffe/
so im sittin there sharpening my knife/
and the guy said get the fuck OFF my wife!/
he started strangleing me/
im like fuck wheres your puck?/
he said oh shit i need a drink/
and when he wanted a drink you just might think (POP!)

Drum solo

so anyway this guy was so mean/
my girlfriend was like oh you so lean!/
I was like, you fuckin slut!/
go get like a ho and take it up the but!/
so this bitch her name was bert/
she said her name was bert/
so im eating candy/
and this guy said isnt life dandy?/
and when he said dandy its just randy going (POP!)

so this guy was hittin my glasses off/
I kicked him in the nuts and said fuck off!/
Santa Clause wrote me a letter/
i said com down here and ill fuck you with a feather/
he came down my chimney/
i said fuckin jiz me!/
i wore my plaid/
my dad got mad/
i said fuck you i know santa claus/
he said hold up! pause/
i said hell no santa's cool/
i fucked him in our pool/
and when i said cool he thought you fool
and i need a stool to (pop!)

So your mother said go to your room/
i said fuck you i need some glue/
to put my weiner in some stew/
i pulled my meat on the baking sheet/
my dad said wtf?/
i said its a duck!/
so take a suck you might hear..
pop pop pop pop BANG.


The Mold in the Wall ...byCrazy8
An Addition! from Nicky



Hello boys and girls,
I've decided to write a rap/
about a mold in the wall that looks like crap/
at first it felt like nothin at all/
thinking it was just another mold in the wall/
One week later, its getting worse/
This must be a some kind of curse/
How do you think I felt!/
I had to sit under it while it MELT!/
During Math, I had SAP drippin on my lap/
I was about to snap!/
Until the teacher said "switch desks"/
I ran away wondering 'who was going to be next'?/
Now Alishia's under the mold/
I guess shes never been told/
of the ledgend that it holds...