-A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
-For a while, she had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but then she broke it off.
-You show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat Minor.
A correction printed in a Canadian newspaper: "The Ottawa Citizen and Southan News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr Steyn, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable, and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology."
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