Yoda has finally retired from training Jedi and has settled on a planet named Bondo. Bondo is the Government Capital of the Stenno Galaxy. Yoda had grown bored watching his plants grow all day and realized that his lemons from his garden tasted extremly well. Yoda then got the idea to build a lemonade stand and sell lemonade to customers. On Bondo, you have to recieve land rights from the government to open a store, so Yoda mada an appointment to talk to Real Estate Agent Palpetine. Palpatine was the second most powerful man in the galaxy. Palpetine said that if Yoda payed him 1 million dollars after the first day of the stand opening, he would be granted the land for life. Palpetine then left and shortly after, his private Royal T-16 was shot down. Yoda was blamed for the murder of Palpetine but was not captured. Grand Moff Tarkin, who wanted Palpatine's position, was the master mind behind this attack . After all, Paletine was the second most powerful man in the galaxy. Channcelor Valorum (Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy) refused to give Tarkin the posistion for the horrible army that he was second of command in just a decade earlier. Valorum appointed Hakko II and Gunray II as second and third in command. Tarkin, who was outraged, decided that both Hakko II and Gunray II must die so he could finally become second in command. Tarkin sent his side-kick Admiral Piett to go kill them. The mission was almost succesful. Yoda was once again blamed for both of these murders, but Tarkin did not gain the posistion of 2nd in command. Instead, Valorum decided to have an election to decide the leaders. Yoda was now the most wanted being in all the Galaxy. Valorum sent out hundreds of different millitary units to find Yoda. Tarkin decided that if he found Yoda he would be praised by Valorum and finally be appointed as second in command. Tarkin left on a private speeder and found Yoda, but Yoda had already been captured by one of Valorums units. He took a pass around the unit and saw that Yoda had escaped on a speeder accompined by two wookies which were Yoda's Grandpa's bodyguards. Tarkin took this as an oppurtunity to catch Yoda himself. He approached Yoda in his speeder, but Tarkin was shot down by a TIE because his speeder was reported for violating millitary airspace. The TIE then shot down Yoda's speeder and captured Yoda. Yoda was sentenced to be executed by jumping of a cliff. Yoda had arranged with a kind Guard to be picked up by his ship in the middle of the fall. Yoda was saved and they both fled into hiding. Valorums troops continued to search for Yoda.
|