CERTIFICATE of UPGRADE To a COMPLETE ASSHOLE
			This Certificate is Awarded to __________________________________________ In Recognition of your Obsnoxious Attitude, Ability to Piss People Off, Complete Asinine Juvenile Behavior and Total Dedication to Personal Gain without Regard to the Many Hardships you have forced upon Friends, Family and Others during your Lifetime. You have Become a Legend In Your Own Mind. To Recongnize Your Upgrade from Half- assed to Complete Asshole, gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status, JUST BE YOURSELF ...!!!!! Effective as of this ____ day of  ___________ 200_ Per: _________________________________________ Authorized Signature
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				Awards have been Given Out since March 2004