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Metal Comments
by Yngwie and BlackmoreBabe


All metalheads know that there are some people who simply DO NOT like our music (even though we usually cannot understand why). I am sure that most headbangers have heard these non-metal oriented people bash our beloved music often, and some of the things they say are quite funny, considering what kind of musical trash they listen to. I have collected some of the best critical comments about the beast called metal, just for the amusement of the metal militia. If you have heard any interesting anti-metal comments, then drop me a line at: rainbowchaser@centuryinter.net and give me the name of the song and the band the comment was referring to, plus the comment of course!! And I'll post it here.

End of Living
Lefay
Comments: I wish they'd END the Living and die already.

River of Pain
Royal Hunt
Comment: the only painful thing about this is having to listen to it

Passion and the Opera
Nightwish
Comments: what the hell? opera?

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing
Pretty Maids
Comments: they sure did overdo this one

Boogie Bubble
Lake of Tears
Comments: so they are calling THIS music nowdays?

When A Blind Man Cries
Axel Rudi Pell/Deep Purple
Comment: 1.)  He needs to be on HeHaw
2.)  He needs prozac

In A World of Your Own
Pretty Maids
Comment: They sound like pretty maids.

Sweating Bullets
Megadeth
Comment: That is gross, turn it off.

Yngwie Malmsteen
Comments: Humpleback Ynglestein.

Black Curtains
Megadeth
Comment: You shouldn't be listening to stuff like that, I would have thought you would have grown out of it by now.

Guitar Solo Trilogy Op:5/Spasebo Blues
Yngwie Malmsteen
Comments: I'd rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard.

Love's No Friend
Rainbow
Comments: Absolutely horrible. Worst singer in the world (Graham Bonnet). Bob Dylan sings better than that.

Master Of Puppets
Metallica
Comments: Nothing but noise.

Tearing Out My Heart
Rainbow
Comments: Worst song I have ever heard

Can't Let You Go
Rainbow
Comments: Just another horse voiced rock singer who has lost his voice screaming out songs (Joe Lynn Turner).

Jealous Lover
Rainbow
Comments: Absolutely horrible, should be ashamed to call it a song.

Holy Diver
Dio
Comments: This stuff is sick.

Gates of Babylon
Rainbow
Comments They were so drugged out when they wrote that, that they did not know what planet they were on, obviously.

Invisible
Dio

Comments: The lyrics make no sense, you call that music?

She's Gone
Steelheart
Comments: 1.) Turn down the stereo when that guy screeches.
2.)Nearly gave me another heartattack when he starts that howling up.

Lady of the Valley
White Lion
Comments: You call that singer? (Mike Tramp)

Mistreated
Deep Purple
Comments: 1) I wish they would put him out of his misery.
2) He's making me feel like mistreated being forced to listen to it.

Can't Get Enuff
Winger
Comments: Repeated entire song in mocking voice.

Rock Me
Great White
Comments: Any 2nd rate band at any dive are as good as they are.

Island In The Sun
Alcatrazz
Comments: 1) They should be locked up for playing that awful.
2) Their music is the real crime.

Highway To Hell
AC/DC
Comments: Turn it off. And I mean NOW.

Cum On Feel The Noise
Quiet Riot
Comments: NOISE is right.

Metal Health
Quiet Riot
Comments: I see they still don't have a lead singer.

Not What You See
Savatage
<Comments: A duck playing a kazoo can do a better job than they can.

Lie
Dream Theater
Comments: Sang "Tall Tall Trees" by Alan Jackson (sic) during the entire song.

Polaris
Megadeth
Comments: Its demented and perverted and a disgrace to music. Its awful that such no talent bands write songs like that.

Egypt (The Chains Are On)
Dio
Comments: 1) I wish they would chain them up so maybe they would stop playing.
2) (During the part of the song where Ronnie James Dio sings: "I see them walking on the water...") I wish they would drown.

Magic Mirror
Yngwie Malmsteen
Comments: I would be too embarrasseed to perform on stage if I sounded like that.

Tomorrow's Gone
Yngwie Malmsteen
Comments: If it sounded like that I hope its never found.

Wait
White Lion
Comments: 1) Alvin and the Chipmunks can sing better than that.
2) Now I know who the original voice for Alvin and the Chipmunks was.




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