Lyrics
Yob apologise in advance, should you be frightened, saddened, maddened, hurt or bored by the following:
Slob

I'm quite impressed
With what i see
But i'm distressed
By Vanity

Abort my attention
From cleaning up
Despite your suggestions
Your out of luck

Chorus

For now
It's better this way
So don't disown me
And how
I wont do it but hey
You could show me
But wait
I'll do it tomorrow
I need to say
There's so much to do in a lifetime
We'll ruin our day


So homely and crusty
But full of Zest
I'm lonely so trust me
I'm born to nest

Politely persuading
To throw it out
Your slightly evading
What i'm about

Chorus

For now
It's better this way
So don't disown me
And how
I won't do it but hey
You could show me
But wait
I'll do it tomorrow
I need to say
There's so much to do in a lifetime
We'll ruin our day

Mid 8

The stubble the clutter the clothes
Morning after peice of pizza dry but cold
The truth by the light of the day
Collectables and questionable dis-array

You've found me and now that you know
I'm guessing it's about the time for you to go
Allow me to help if i may
I'll sadly part the VB seas and clear your way

Breakdown

Not going
To give it away
Not going
To be lead astray
You can't see me
But i can
You couldn't be me
But i can

Chorus

For now
It's better this way
So don't disown me
And how
I wont do it but hey
You could show me
But wait
I'll do it tomorrow
I need to say
There's so much to do in a lifetime
We'll ruin our day


Big Man

Been meaning to give it up
Been meaning to care
I'm seen dreaming i blink it off
And your dreaming to dare

Your steaming your seeming tough
Veins all showing out
You take the chance to clear it up
And you throw it out

Chorus

Your mouth is foaming had enough

You throw stuff and your screaming out
You wont avoid the headache
I'm closed up and i'm tuning out
And your torching the bait

Your lonely and you wonder why
People don't seem to show
You talk shit it comes oozing out
They make excuses to go

Chorus

Your mouth is foaming had enough
In circles roaming while you bluff

Mid 8

Rabid hound of the leash
An ape like trip with hands on hips
Micro mentality
Missing link on a psycho flip
Eyeball whites on display
Manic mesmer blood lust power
Violent right of the way
To stop and think would mean to cower

You step forward and recognise
It's my fault that your wrong
A starring role as you fantasise
You improvise as you go along
You let fly as you salivate
And follow through with your vows
Exercising your right to hate
Your left wondering and now

Chorus

Your mouth is foaming had enough
In circles roaming while you bluff
Steroid explosions just for buff
Here Man take this and have a puff

Have a puff


Glass of Class

Cheers Beers
I tell a joke and hope you laugh
I take a sip
Nearly through my repitiore
I'll be your pet
Pat me 'n' i'll do some tricks
For kicks, I say
I'll sit, sit, sit and i'll
Stay, hey
Don't run the other way
Okay, i know
I bug eyed and big nosed
So you, could do
With a drink or four or so
Hello, you know
It'll make my ape like features go

Chorus

Making out with number five
Drink, strive, it's great to be alive
Down a shot and have some wine
Your all looking mighty fine


A glance, a wink
Make time to spill a drink
A smile, a stare
Time to snap out and blink
Coz your so sweet
I try to keep my needs discreet
Try to prove i'm not a nerd
I'm just munted and i'm lost for words

Chorus

A quick pause as i endure
An eigth bout of amber liquid lure
Down a shot it's number nine
I'm drunk and your divine

Solo

Obsurd, but curt
Find some useless facts to blurt
Must try, exert
But there's something on my shirt
To flirt, a game
Don't know if i asked your name
To stay to go i need to know
If i'm still fit for you to tame

Chorus

Find time to sing some praise
For you through my sweetened liquid haze
Bums up for my twelth time
I'm smashed and your divine....

Your divine............
Burner

Stop and stare
You believe it
Like you care
Like you need it
Blind expression
On your face
Lost discression
Your disgrace

Pre Chorus

You can leave it now and keep your cool but you'll stand around with a star struck drool
You could shut your mouth and your concerne but your feet are stuck and you wont turn away


Laugh at others
Nothings new
Live flick lover
A voyeur you
Midget mindset
Time to go
Need an encore
One more Show

Pre Chorus

You can leave it now and keep your cool but you'll stand around with a star struck drool
You could shut you mouth and your concern but you feet are stuck and you wont turn away

Chorus

You'll never know what it's like just to be on that side
We'll it's not too late for your fate to return with the tide
Your eyes may drift as your thoughts they sift through your glaze
And now you'll learn that a glare can burn through the haze
Look What You've Gone and Done

It's dry, it's weathered, it's bleeding now
It's crumbled and blown away
To try, to dare, to need it, to care
A waste of a breath just to say

A sight, a fad, just eat and be glad
The feverish grasp for today
Your caught in your own, it's knawed to the bone
Know i'm thin and veering astray.....

You've fucked it all

To do or to die your feeding a lie
A passionate 'role' you play
To dream and to run, believe and we're done
A meal on a gold plattered tray

Sick of the drone i'll try on my own
You call shots from where you lay
I step from the line, your apathy's mine
And now i can have my say.......

You've fucked it all........
Gravel Rash Blooz (dedicated to all pretentious selfish moody bastards - you know who you are)

I'm hurt, i'm dirt, despair, i'm clutching at air
I'm strong, it's wrong, i pong, i'd die to belong
A coward, devoured, i'm sour, i'm handing out flowers
i'm dying, i'm crying, i'm trying or maybe i'm lying....

Chorus

Think it's time i said goodbye to you
I'd stay in touch but there's so much i have to do
Crooked smiles and vacant stares
Expel the crap and clean the air

Verse 2

I'm beat, complete, on heat, but wildly discreet
i'm torn, forlorn, so worn, but gladly reborn
your great, i wait, your late, and so full of hate
i'm wild and riled, beguiled, coz you're such a child

Chorus

Think it's time i said goodbye to you
I'd stay in touch but there's so much i have to do
Crooked smiles and vacant stares
Expel the crap and clean the air


Middle 8

Expel the crap and clean the air......
Who Is Bernard ?

Life through beer
Might be clear
When your sober again

Etched in time
Blurred design
Read it over again

Wayward glow
Cueball foe
Stagger on to the next

Plastic smile
Drastic style
Justified to Suspect

Pre Chorus

Words have turned on you and had their way
The world has learnt the truth to your dismay

Chorus

What have you done to earn the term the name
Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard
Clever the plan or not to go so low
Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard

Shifty eyed
Dignified
Underwhelmed to be here

Poised and godly
Drooling oddly
Hated guy of the year

Swearling loudly
Glaring proudly
Causing the masses to cringe

Chronic spader
Cruel degrader
Cast out on to the fringe

Pre Chorus

Words have turned on you and had their way
The world has learnt the truth to your dismay

Chorus

What have you done to earn the term the name
Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard
Clever the plan or not to go so low
Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard


Mid Riff

3rd verse

Dealing spliffs
Stealing riffs
Muzzling in on the queue

Nervous speaker
Perverted streaker
Shedding for the debut

Pre Chorus

Words have turned on you and had their way
The world has learnt the truth to your dismay

Chorus

What have you done to earn the term the name
Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard
Clever the plan or not to go so low
Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard

Yes

Delete concern, complete left turn to sea
A crazed mind your pleased to find in me
No harm a twisted arm a plea
No mistake a high intake for free

Chorus

Can we go back we've just began
It's much too late it's said and done


Can't ignore the need for more supplies
Paranoid you peek through blood shot eyes
Rules were made for us to defy
Take the bait and wave a green goodbye

Chorus

Can we go back we've just began
It's much too late it's said and done



Delete concern complete left turn to sea
A crazed mind your pleased to find in me
No harm a twisted arm a plea
No mistake a high intake for free

Chorus

Can we go back we've just began
It's much too late it's said and done
Do You
Avoiding Mary