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Lyrics | ||||||||||||||||
Yob apologise in advance, should you be frightened, saddened, maddened, hurt or bored by the following: | ||||||||||||||||
Slob I'm quite impressed With what i see But i'm distressed By Vanity Abort my attention From cleaning up Despite your suggestions Your out of luck Chorus For now It's better this way So don't disown me And how I wont do it but hey You could show me But wait I'll do it tomorrow I need to say There's so much to do in a lifetime We'll ruin our day So homely and crusty But full of Zest I'm lonely so trust me I'm born to nest Politely persuading To throw it out Your slightly evading What i'm about Chorus For now It's better this way So don't disown me And how I won't do it but hey You could show me But wait I'll do it tomorrow I need to say There's so much to do in a lifetime We'll ruin our day Mid 8 The stubble the clutter the clothes Morning after peice of pizza dry but cold The truth by the light of the day Collectables and questionable dis-array You've found me and now that you know I'm guessing it's about the time for you to go Allow me to help if i may I'll sadly part the VB seas and clear your way Breakdown Not going To give it away Not going To be lead astray You can't see me But i can You couldn't be me But i can Chorus For now It's better this way So don't disown me And how I wont do it but hey You could show me But wait I'll do it tomorrow I need to say There's so much to do in a lifetime We'll ruin our day |
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Big Man Been meaning to give it up Been meaning to care I'm seen dreaming i blink it off And your dreaming to dare Your steaming your seeming tough Veins all showing out You take the chance to clear it up And you throw it out Chorus Your mouth is foaming had enough You throw stuff and your screaming out You wont avoid the headache I'm closed up and i'm tuning out And your torching the bait Your lonely and you wonder why People don't seem to show You talk shit it comes oozing out They make excuses to go Chorus Your mouth is foaming had enough In circles roaming while you bluff Mid 8 Rabid hound of the leash An ape like trip with hands on hips Micro mentality Missing link on a psycho flip Eyeball whites on display Manic mesmer blood lust power Violent right of the way To stop and think would mean to cower You step forward and recognise It's my fault that your wrong A starring role as you fantasise You improvise as you go along You let fly as you salivate And follow through with your vows Exercising your right to hate Your left wondering and now Chorus Your mouth is foaming had enough In circles roaming while you bluff Steroid explosions just for buff Here Man take this and have a puff Have a puff |
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Glass of Class Cheers Beers I tell a joke and hope you laugh I take a sip Nearly through my repitiore I'll be your pet Pat me 'n' i'll do some tricks For kicks, I say I'll sit, sit, sit and i'll Stay, hey Don't run the other way Okay, i know I bug eyed and big nosed So you, could do With a drink or four or so Hello, you know It'll make my ape like features go Chorus Making out with number five Drink, strive, it's great to be alive Down a shot and have some wine Your all looking mighty fine A glance, a wink Make time to spill a drink A smile, a stare Time to snap out and blink Coz your so sweet I try to keep my needs discreet Try to prove i'm not a nerd I'm just munted and i'm lost for words Chorus A quick pause as i endure An eigth bout of amber liquid lure Down a shot it's number nine I'm drunk and your divine Solo Obsurd, but curt Find some useless facts to blurt Must try, exert But there's something on my shirt To flirt, a game Don't know if i asked your name To stay to go i need to know If i'm still fit for you to tame Chorus Find time to sing some praise For you through my sweetened liquid haze Bums up for my twelth time I'm smashed and your divine.... Your divine............ |
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Burner Stop and stare You believe it Like you care Like you need it Blind expression On your face Lost discression Your disgrace Pre Chorus You can leave it now and keep your cool but you'll stand around with a star struck drool You could shut your mouth and your concerne but your feet are stuck and you wont turn away Laugh at others Nothings new Live flick lover A voyeur you Midget mindset Time to go Need an encore One more Show Pre Chorus You can leave it now and keep your cool but you'll stand around with a star struck drool You could shut you mouth and your concern but you feet are stuck and you wont turn away Chorus You'll never know what it's like just to be on that side We'll it's not too late for your fate to return with the tide Your eyes may drift as your thoughts they sift through your glaze And now you'll learn that a glare can burn through the haze |
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Look What You've Gone and Done It's dry, it's weathered, it's bleeding now It's crumbled and blown away To try, to dare, to need it, to care A waste of a breath just to say A sight, a fad, just eat and be glad The feverish grasp for today Your caught in your own, it's knawed to the bone Know i'm thin and veering astray..... You've fucked it all To do or to die your feeding a lie A passionate 'role' you play To dream and to run, believe and we're done A meal on a gold plattered tray Sick of the drone i'll try on my own You call shots from where you lay I step from the line, your apathy's mine And now i can have my say....... You've fucked it all........ |
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Gravel Rash Blooz (dedicated to all pretentious selfish moody bastards - you know who you are) I'm hurt, i'm dirt, despair, i'm clutching at air I'm strong, it's wrong, i pong, i'd die to belong A coward, devoured, i'm sour, i'm handing out flowers i'm dying, i'm crying, i'm trying or maybe i'm lying.... Chorus Think it's time i said goodbye to you I'd stay in touch but there's so much i have to do Crooked smiles and vacant stares Expel the crap and clean the air Verse 2 I'm beat, complete, on heat, but wildly discreet i'm torn, forlorn, so worn, but gladly reborn your great, i wait, your late, and so full of hate i'm wild and riled, beguiled, coz you're such a child Chorus Think it's time i said goodbye to you I'd stay in touch but there's so much i have to do Crooked smiles and vacant stares Expel the crap and clean the air Middle 8 Expel the crap and clean the air...... |
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Who Is Bernard ? Life through beer Might be clear When your sober again Etched in time Blurred design Read it over again Wayward glow Cueball foe Stagger on to the next Plastic smile Drastic style Justified to Suspect Pre Chorus Words have turned on you and had their way The world has learnt the truth to your dismay Chorus What have you done to earn the term the name Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard Clever the plan or not to go so low Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard Shifty eyed Dignified Underwhelmed to be here Poised and godly Drooling oddly Hated guy of the year Swearling loudly Glaring proudly Causing the masses to cringe Chronic spader Cruel degrader Cast out on to the fringe Pre Chorus Words have turned on you and had their way The world has learnt the truth to your dismay Chorus What have you done to earn the term the name Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard Clever the plan or not to go so low Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard Mid Riff 3rd verse Dealing spliffs Stealing riffs Muzzling in on the queue Nervous speaker Perverted streaker Shedding for the debut Pre Chorus Words have turned on you and had their way The world has learnt the truth to your dismay Chorus What have you done to earn the term the name Plot has began to learn and burn and blame, Bernard Clever the plan or not to go so low Never the man you'd want to get to know, Bernard |
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Yes Delete concern, complete left turn to sea A crazed mind your pleased to find in me No harm a twisted arm a plea No mistake a high intake for free Chorus Can we go back we've just began It's much too late it's said and done Can't ignore the need for more supplies Paranoid you peek through blood shot eyes Rules were made for us to defy Take the bait and wave a green goodbye Chorus Can we go back we've just began It's much too late it's said and done Delete concern complete left turn to sea A crazed mind your pleased to find in me No harm a twisted arm a plea No mistake a high intake for free Chorus Can we go back we've just began It's much too late it's said and done |
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Do You | ||||||||||||||||
Avoiding Mary |