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| Dave La Rossa : Drumming and Heart Strumming Dave is mad. He is the perfect guy to be drumming in Yob. He is also perfect as a soulmate for any ladies out there. We like to call him a Snay. This, as you've already guessed, means Sensitive New Age Yob. He knows to to handle a VB or 5 in front of the telly and can still talk about the sensitive issues that surround like minded folk as they soldier on through everyday life. Dave often has a hairy face which makes him look like he's about to rob the local shops before making a quick getaway in his 1970's Holden Ute. They say that it's either soft beautiful music or the female charm that can tame the savage hairy rock beast. Yob don't play nice music so maybe he'll have to rely on your charm. He may appear to be like a Lion on the outside but if you pat him correctly, he'll be nothing more than a sweet purring little puddy cat. After ten beers or maybe a little more, Dave developes a big unremovable grin on his face. We are currently running a competetition where the best Dave impersonation wins a gift voucher at the local liquor store. All you have to do is come along to a Yob show and stick around long enough to catch a glimpse of Dave's cheesy beer smile, take a photo of you impersonating the smile, and then send it in to us. |
| Pat O'Connor : Bass Hammering Hoodlum Pat is also mad. Pat likes Punk music and he loves beer. Pat used to be a surfy but because he now lives in canberra he's had to become more of a bourbon skulling westie. Pat came close to fame one day whilst surfing at a northern Sydney beach. Being the gentleman that he is, he gave way to none other than Damien Lovelock - the lead singer of one of his favourite bands, the Celibate Rifles. Since then Pat has held on to his youthful days and kept things fresh by maintaing a vibrant punk rock lifestyle. He has been known to go barefooted to Yoga classes but he's asked for that not to be spoken of. To your left is a photo of Pat actually at a Celibate Rifles Harbour cruise gig. There's a rumour that someone convinced Pat to do a nudie run along a street in Tempe after the 2002 Celibate Rifles harbour cruise. Pat claims that it's the music that makes him do it, but it may have something to do with alcohol. |
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| Glenn Elliott : Guitar and Vokes Bloke Glenn is sweet and sensitive but unfortunately seems to be finding himself constantly being led astray by his devious bandmates. Glenn likes to shut his eyes and scream. He is so passionate about his performance that sometimes he dribbles and his eyes go all googly as the veins on his forehead almost protrude through his skin. Glenn has been getting evil of late whilst onstage which seems to result in him doing the odd spot of cussing on the mike. Over the lengthy Canberran summer months, he has adhered to a healthy diet of Rock music and beer. Digestion may take the beer out of the man, but you can't take the man out of the beer. He is as they say, much happier, brighter and more productive. Summer rocking beer madness has saved him. |
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