cassandra

Cassandra's Quotes

"Xena, you just made a big knot with your butt in my yarn."

"I'm glad my kitten looks like an otter."

"Thank you for sharing robot music with me, Nikki. I enjoyed it."

"Don't laugh! It makes your hot dog all wrinkley!"

"I'd much rather have a rock than a fish head."

"We cannot eat radioactive materials for our breakfast dinner, or lunches."

"...so it can be free-standing nasal French toast."

"Forks are not nasal appliances."

"And you would read headlines saying 'Death by Boogers'"

"Insert nose flute playing here."

"A whole hour of spontaneous human combustion fun & excitement!"

"And now all I have is the cookie placemat for konwledge and guidance."

"Fingers sound like squirrels when they are detatched from the body."

"Those kids...they have to stop putting fetuses on sticks."

"It's hard to be serious when you've got ears."

"You smell like chicken."

"I'd like to stick my finger up each one of the Presidents' noses, so I could say I have picked presidential noses."

"When I ask why, it's different than Kevin Costner."

"Just pick your nose as you play and it will feel all better."

"Did you eat the poo?"

"I feel like a package of meat; being poked and prodded."

"I want to climb and swing on ropes with Yoda on my back."

"You must not massange your head on the corner of my book."

"Yoda has been moistened with my spit."

"Yoda is not for forehead application."

"So, I can curl up in a little ball as long as I'm social?"

"Mom, can you pass me some Whore Chips?"

"What? All of a sudden Ice-T was sitting there with his hard hat."

"We're not playing Usbekistan."

"You should tell here your book smelt like cat fecal matter."

"I was all like AHHHH!! [jabbing motion] and I had my orange juice and my bendy straw."

"I've never delivered a play by play of my urine."

"The antenna of the phone is not made for nasal usage."

"Don't throw your brain at me!"

"I may have a door-related concusion."

"Not the defrost! It's attacking Nikki!"