HOMER'S WORDS OF WISDOM
Here, you will find all the advice you need, and some
catchy tunes!
Homer Clips
Homer prefers a peanut to $20
Homer phones 911
Homer sings "Allouette"
Homers bottom is stung by a bee
Homer takes the blubber test
Homer fantasies about....
Homer threatens brain with q-tip
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt"
The famous "D'oh!"
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body!"
"Is there any frontal nudity?"
"Here ye, here ye! The Homer broadcasting system is on the air!"
Homer sings "Space Cowboy"
Homer encourages Free Willy to jump
Homer finds 64 slices of American cheese
Homer sings "Nacho Man"
Homer mocks Bart when he joins the Junior Campers
"Oh! There' a new Mexico"
"I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!"
Homer sings "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Homer is angry with his TV
Bart has learnt bad words from Homer
Homer is surprised when he hears a fart while working with a computer