My body needs calamine lotion,
My body's all red, you see.
The flowers I picked for my leader (counselor),
Turned out to be poison ivy!

Don't scratch, oh don't scratch!
The flowers were poison ivy, ivy!
Don't scratch, oh don't scratch!
The flowers were poison ivy.
 
 

Oh, I have a dear old auntie, an auntie Monica,
And when she goes shopping, they all say 'oh la la'.
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so,
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so.

I have a dear old auntie, an auntie Monica.
And when she goes shopping, they all say 'oh la la'.
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so,
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so.

I have a dear old auntie, an auntie Monica.
And when she goes shopping, they all say 'oh la la'.
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so,
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so,
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so.

I have a dear old auntie, an auntie Monica.
And when she goes shopping, they all say 'oh la la'.
And so her skirt is swinging, her skirt is swinging so
And so her skirt is swinging, her skirt is swinging so
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so,
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so,
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so.

I have a dear old auntie, an auntie Monica.
And when she goes shopping, they all say 'oh la la'.
And so my auntie's swinging, my auntie's swinging so
And so my auntie's swinging, my auntie's swinging so
And so her skirt is swinging, her skirt is swinging so
And so her skirt is swinging, her skirt is swinging so
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so,
And so her muff is swinging, her muff is swinging so
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,
And so her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so,
And so her feather's swinging, her feather's swinging so.
 
 

My highland goat (repeat)
Was a feelin fine (repeat)
He ate six shirts (repeat)
Off my back line (repeat)
I took a stick (repeat)
And I gave him a whack (repeat)
And I tied him to (repeat)
The railroad track (repeat)
The whistle blew (repeat)
And the train drew nigh (repeat)
My highland goat (repeat)
Was sure to die (repeat)
I took a knife (repeat)
And cut that rope (repeat)
And set him free (repeat)
My highland goat (repeat)
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was a feelin fineyineyine
He ate six shirteyirteirts
Off my back lineyineyine
I took a stickyickyick
And I gave him a whackyackyack
And I tied him toeyoeyoo
The railroad trackyackyack
The whistle blewyewyew
And the train drew nighyighyigh
My highland goatyoatyoat
Was sure to dieyieyie
I took a knifeyifeyife
And cut that ropeyopeope
And set him freeyeyee
My highland goatyoatyoat.
 
 

Now come on you can not catch us, for we have the start you know
Hear them say what we are saying, as we on together go
 
 

I'm gonna build my castle on the nile
I will live in elegant style
Inlaid diamonds on the floor,
Bamboo butler at the door
I'm gonna marry my prince from ALA boo,
My blood will turn from red to blue
Imitating royalty all the while,
In my castle, castle, castle on the river Nile

bah bah bah bum bah bum bah bah bah bah bum,
bum bah bum bah bah bah bah bah
Imitating royalty all the while,
In my castle, castle castle on the river Nile
The river Nile....
 

Have you ever seen a penguin drinking tea (repeat)
Take a look at me, a penguin you will see (repeat)
Penguins ATTENTION! (repeat)
Penguins begin! (repeat)

Right Arm! (repeat)

Have you ever seen a penguin drinking tea (repeat)
Take a look at me, a penguin you will see (repeat)
Penguins ATTENTION! (repeat)
Penguins begin! (repeat)

Right Arm! (repeat)
Left Arm! (repeat)

(Each time you sing this song through you add on an action following the pattern above)

Right Leg
Left Leg
Nod your head
Turn Around
Stick out your tongue
 

Up in the land of ice and snow, where the temperature drops to 40 below
Who's the happiest one up there? Persey the pale faced polar bear

He sleeps all day, and then at night, he catches fish by the pale moon light
Has no worries, has no cares, Persey the pale face polar bear

Then one day a hunter came. Caught poor Persey by the snout
Put him in a great big crate...Persey howled and he growled, but he couldn't get out.

Now he's living in a zoo, the funny thing is he likes it too.
Cause he met his girlfriend there. And she loves Persey the pale faced polar bear.
Who? Persey the pale faced polar bear.
 

Peace instead of war
Truth instead of lies
Love instead of hate
Live instead of die
We want a happier world boom boom

Pink, orange, yellow, green
We want a happier world boom boom

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot
I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it's not.
And sometimes in the springtime, and sometimes in the fall
I hop right in-between my sheets with nothing on at all

Glory, glory hallelujah, glory glory what's it to ya?
Feel those breezes blowing through ya, with nothing on at all
 

A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

Actions:
A Pizza Hut: trace the outline of a square with your hands
Kentucky Fried Chicken: tuck arms to your side and flap them like a bird
McDonald's: Put your arms over your head to form the golden arch of McDonald's.
 
 

There were five in the bed, and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out, and he gave a little scream and he gave a little shout
Please, remember, to tie a knot in your pajamas, for a single bed is only made for one, two, three

Four in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out, and he gave a little scream and he gave a little shout
Please, remember, to tie a knot in your pajamas, for a single bed is only made for one, two

Three in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out, and he gave a little scream and he gave a little shout
Please, remember, to tie a knot in your pajamas, for a single bed is only made for one

Two in the bed and the little one said "Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out, and he gave a little scream and he gave a little shout
Please, remember, to tie a knot in your pajamas, for a single bed is only made for one!
 
 

The Princess Pat (repeat)
Light Infantry (repeat)
She sailed across (repeat)
The seven seas (repeat)
She sailed across, (repeat)
The Channel too, (repeat)
And she took with her (repeat)
A ricadamdo. (repeat)

A ricadamdo (repeat)
Now what is that? (repeat)
It's something made (repeat)
By the Princess Pat (repeat)
It's red and gold (repeat)
And royal blue (repeat)
That's why it's called (repeat)
A ricadamdo (repeat)

Now Captain Jack (repeat)
Had a mighty fine crew (repeat)
He tried to cross (repeat)
The channel too (repeat)
But his ship did sink (repeat)
And yours will too (repeat)
If you don't take (repeat)
A ricadamdo (repeat)

A ricadamdo (repeat)
Now what is that? (repeat)
It's something made (repeat)
By the Princess Pat (repeat)
It's red and gold (repeat)
And royal blue (repeat)
That's why it's called (repeat)
A ricadamdo (repeat)

Note: The Princess Patricia Canadian Light Infantry still exists in Canada, with Regiments spread across Canada. The Ric-a-dam-do was the offical Regimental Colour (as in flag) of the PPCLI up until the death of Her Royal Highness Princess Patricia of Connaught, at which time it was retired, and is on display in the Military Museum in Calgary, Alberta.
The Colours are red, and gold and royal blue. Since its creation in 1914, the PPCLI has been continuously in the order of battle of the regular Canadian Army, and verses have been added to the song to match each phase of that long career. (Thanks Sonia).
 

Pudding, Pudding I eat pudding,
For dessert till it hurts
When it rains vanilla, I get my umbrella
Sit and watch butterscotch

I take walks right in my pudding
What a treat for my feet
Then I lose my footing, fall down in the pudding
What a mess on my dress

Mommy says I can’t have pudding
Anymore cause I’m four
Who’d have ever thunk it, I’d get stuck with Junkit
No more pudding, no more pudding

Chocolate cook’n serve, it’ll make your tummy curve
But vanilla instant it’ll kick the butt of it
It’s the best flavor; makes you wanna savor
Every bite, and I might
 
 

Q-U-E-T-I-T, quetit, uh huh.
We love you, cha cha cha
We love you in the morning, and in the afternoon
We love you in the evening and underneath the moon
Oh, Q-U-E-T-I-T, quetit, uh huh.
We love you.