Yoga Humour
First instructions
"As
you enter the yoga studio, come in, take off your clothes, and
relax.."
First Asana
When
teaching Setu Bandhasana (Bridge)
by putting a ball between a student's knees so they will not splay
the legs apart, this was said to a male yoga student :"Wow!
You could fit 2 balls between your
legs!"
First
Meditation
Two good old friends were meeting.
"How are you and your family?" asks the one. "Oh we're all
fine". The other one answers, "We're all healthy and
have work to earn our lives. But how 'bout your son?? is he still
workless??"
"Not at all", the first one answers, "He's doing
meditation now." "Meditation? What's this? What is he doing?"
"I don't know it exactly," the first one answers
again, "But i'm sure it's better than just sitting down and doing
nothing!"
First Question
Q. How many Iyengar
yogis does it take to replace a light bulb? A. Only one BUT, he will need:

On the anniversary of his birth,
devotees of a certain yogi asked what gifts they might
bring. The yogi replied "I wish no gifts, only
presence." |
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This sentiment of choosing a path, of
taking action, and forever changing your life is what yoga is
all about. Yoga is not something that is done to you; it’s
something you do. It’s a commitment to change and
responsibility. And it isn’t easy. Dating back more than 5,000
years, yoga is one of the oldest exercise systems — and one of
the most complex.
However, the beauty of yoga is that you can dip
as far as you like into the pond and still receive some
benefits. The deeper you go, the more profound the
changes.
To the beginning yoga student, it can all be quite
confusing as we hear or read about yoga “paths,” “branches,”
“styles,” “traditions,” and “schools.” Look at it this way:
yoga paths are the main roads of yoga and all the other terms
simply mean side roads that branch off from the main road but
still help you reach your destination.
There are four paths of yoga:
- Raja — the path of physical and mental control
- Karma — the path of action
- Bhakti — the path of devotion
- Jnana — the path of knowledge or wisdom
" All of
these paths may not be for you. You will have to choose
which path or paths may help you develop or progress along
your inner journey. Do you simply want to increase your
flexibility? Do you want to become a more giving person? Do
you seek union with the Divine? Do you search for knowledge
and wisdom? You choose the road. It will make all the
difference."
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Raja Yoga (self-control) - Often called the “royal road,” raja is considered the
complete yoga because it focuses on controlling both the mind
and body in order to attain enlightenment.
On the mental side:
The central teaching of raja is meditation. Absolute
mental control as taught in Patanjali’s Eight Limbs is the
goal and is achieved through meditation, concentration, and
breathing. When the mind is not restless, you are closer
to self-awareness.
On the physical side:
Hatha yoga is the physical branch of the meditative
science of raja yoga. While meditation teaches control of the
mind, hatha teaches control of the body. Hatha uses
asanas (postures), pranayama (control of
breath), and relaxation to control the physical body and the
subtle life force called prana. Within hatha yoga,
there are many styles or types of physical yoga, such as
ananda, ashtanga, bikram, integral, iyengar, kripalu,
kundalini, sivananda, and viniyoga, to name a few.
Karma yoga (action) -
Karma yoga focuses on
the causes and effects of an individual’s actions. It teaches
how to live a life of spiritual action and selfless service.
Have you ever seen someone flip a coin in a beggar’s cup and
say with a sheepish smile, “I can use all the karma I can
get”? The true follower of the karma path acts without thought
of gain or reward. Karma achieves union with God through right
action and selfless service. Karma yoga is a yoga you take
inside of you and make a way of life.
Bhakti
yoga (devotion) - Opening the heart to the Divine is the focus of
bhakti, a mystical path of personal devotion. It is the path
most followed in India, and it involves surrendering oneself
to the Divine through prayer, worship, and ritual. Bhakti
means “to serve the Divine.” Chanting or singing the praises
of whatever divine presence is meaningful to you form a
substantial part of bhakti yoga.
Jnana yoga (knowledge) -
Jnana (sometimes written gyana)
is considered the most difficult path, because it requires a
radical shift in perception. The goal is to seek the knowledge
hidden in all of us through questioning, meditation, and
contemplation. Before practicing jnana yoga, the student needs
to have integrated the lessons of the other yogic paths — for
without selflessness, love of God, and the strength of body
and mind, the search for self-realization is nothing more than
an exercise in philosophy. The jnana student uses the mind to
explore his or her own nature and to find knowledge through
God.
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The Power
of
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"Aum is a way of deepening the concentration of the mind,
which leads to realization of the divine."
The mantra
aum may be sounded aloud, whispered, or repeated mentally.
The correct pronunciation of aum is to pronounce it om
so it rhymes with home. In The
Yoga Book, author Steven Sturgess offers a technique for
chanting aum. He suggests beginning meditation by chanting
aum aloud for ten minutes, then chant aum in a
whisper for the next ten minutes, and then mentally chant
aum for ten
minutes. Finally, be still and meditate on the spiritual eye (the
point between your eyebrows). Surrender into the vibrations of
aum. “Feel your awareness expanding still further into the
field of pure consciousness, become one with om,”
Sturgess says.
Aum (or as Westerners like to spell it: om) is a vital part of the
science of yoga. It’s a tool, a phenomenon, a mystery. To many
people,
aum is just a word chanted in
meditation or as a closing prayer in yoga practice. However,
translator and Bhagavad Gita scholar Barbara Stoler Miller
notes that “according to the ancient Indian traditions preserved in
the Upanishads, all speech and thought are derived from one
sound aum. It
expresses the ultimate reality.”
Aum
is considered the all-connecting sound of the universe — one
word interpreted as having three sounds representing creation,
preservation, and destruction. Yoga teacher B.K.S. Iyengar devotes
nearly two pages in his book, Light
on Yoga, to the various meanings of aum. “The letter A symbolizes the
conscious or waking state,” Iyengar says, “the letter U the dream
state, and the letter M the dreamless sleep state of the mind and
spirit.” The entire symbol, Iyengar says, stands for the
“realization of man’s divinity within himself.”
Aum
became the sacred word hum of the Tibetans, amin of
the Moslems, and amen of the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, and
Christians. Amen in Hebrew means “sure,
faithful.”
Paramahansa
Yogananda writes of the
aum
as the “Word” of the Bible, as
the Holy Spirit. In the Christian Bible, Sat-Tat-Aum is
spoken of as the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. According to
Yogananda, all aspiring yogis seek to commune with aum
and understand it. “Audible utterance of
aum produces a sense of
sacredness...however, real understanding of aum is
obtained only by hearing it internally and then becoming one with it
in all creation.”
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