Love, lust & marriage...

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making Love."

LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."

MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you share everything you own.

LUST - When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't

climax.

MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.

LUST - When all you write is your phone number.

MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's

feelings.

LUST - When you couldn't care less

MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you,

darling..."

LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next

week..."

MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with

your partner.

LUST - When you only see each other naked.

MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see

them.

LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see

them.

MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you

see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.

LUST - When nobody else knows.

MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't

care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe

exactly how you feel.

LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you

do it.

MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to

think about.

LUST - When staying together is something you try

not to think about.

MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your

only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things

with your partner.

LUST - When you're only interested in doing things

to your partner.

MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf

score.