| "Tommorow's not promised to you"- Bob Hartman "Wear Sunscreen"- Baz Lurhman "Just as we figure out how to make life 'idiot prrof', God makes a new and improved idiot."- ? I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose"- Clarence Darrow "There are no old Atheists." -Jim O'Brien "He who laughs last, obvioulsy didn't get the joke"- A bazoka Joe bubble gum wrapper. "Strange"- Master Li "Always remember you are unique, just like everybody else"- Diana Ward "37% of all statistics are made up on the spot"-? "'My life has been very hectic, and I could use a long rest,' he sighed. 'When I get to Hell to be judged, I intend to ask the Yama-King to let me be reborn as a three-toed sloth. Do you have an prefrence?'"- Master Li "Save the whales, collect the whole series!"-? "So I answered the door for the good doctor wearing my best 'Come hither' outfit..."- Mason "Why did you cut off your face?"- Clarice "I don't know; It seemed like a good idea at the time."- Mason "People always talk like that...with clouded eyes and tainted lips...even though the truth is always within them."- Miyu "I am not insane! Anyone who says otherwise will answer to my invisible elephant!"-David Bryan "...his neck lay on the block, and the abbot mumbled a prayer, and the sergeant at arms asked if he had any last words. The ironic eyes lifted. 'Eat pickeled turnips with yellow beans. It gives the taste of a walnut.' I deeply regret I never had the oppertunity to know him. the ax flashed through the air, and the head of the man who had dared to protest an unfair tax joined the others in the basin"- Bridge of Birds "I hope I splatter blood all over, you, you son of a sow!" -Number Ten Ox, having to follow that man's last words. "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down." -Woody Allen "Punishment produces Force "Force produces Strength "Strength produces Awe "Awe produces Virtue Thus, virtue has its origin in punishment." -Duke of Ch'in "Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God." -Jean Rostand "Nothing beautiful can last forever" -Miyu "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin "I swear there ain't no Heaven and I pray there ain't no Hell"-? "The problem with poetic justice is that it never knows when to stop" -Number Ten Ox "I intend to live forever! So far, so good."- ? "If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?"- ? "Tears are the silent language of grief"- Voltaire "Sanity is a cozy lie"- Susan Sontag "Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some good ideas."- ? "No one ever suspects the butterfly."- Bart Simpson "In the olden days, crazy ment something. Now everyone is crazy."- ? Maybe this world is another planets Hell..."- George Herbert "The road to Hell is paved in good intentions"- Karl Marx "Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh."- ? "A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths"- Deep Throat from the X-Files "The liars punishment is, not in the least that he cannot be believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." - George Bernard Shaw "Life is like a box of chocolates; A cheap, thoughtless, gift everyone recieves and no one asked for." - Smoking Man for the X-Files "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -Johnny Carson "Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies." -Adrienne Gusoff "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and over." -Edna St. Vincent Millay "There are no pre-set paths in this world, Anthy. We might not mke it."- Utena "It is impossible to be in love and be wise"- Francis Bacon "At that time when I wanted to be the wind, I just wanted to escape my own detiny"- Haruka "A heart can break but it goes on beating just the same."- Fried Green Tomatoes "The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. "- Linda Festa "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."- Matt Groening "True love is like ghosts, many people talk about it and few have seen it."- Francis de la Rochefoucauld "I did not know I loved you until I heard myself telling so, for one instance I thought, "Good God, what have I said?" and then I knew it was true."-Bertrand Russell "My happiness is not that trivial to be found in illusion."- Himiko "Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."- ? "All the things I like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."- ? "Everyone is beautiful when they are serious."- Otome no policy "No, you don't ever have to fall in love, and some never will. But it sure is lonely living day to day by yourself. The bed is always cold and the dinner is never ready." -? "I never feel hopeless because I know with every death there is rebirth"- Hotaru As soon as the rush is over I am going to have a complete nervious break down. I've worked for it, I owe it to my self and no one is going to deprive me of it."- Betty Frene "I face only the path to glory."- Haruka (Inital U) "True wisdom is found in three places-bumper stickers, tee shirts and scribbled on public restroom stalls."- "Shinma" "I'm fine. I won't cry anymore."-Usagi "Have you always carried a burden on your wing?"- Seiya "That is why I am alone."- Clover "Men are like roses, watch out for pricks."- "If it was supposed to feel good why do you think they call it a crush?"- "Love is more selfish the deeper it gets."- Moon Revenge "Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small."- Barbara Seaman "Love is for those with low self-esteem."- "Sex... the pleasure is momentry, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable."- Lord Chesterfield "Lovers always come and lovers always go, and no one is really sure who is letting go today, walking away."- Guns and Roses, November Rain "I don’t care what happens to me! I don’t care if the world…collapses! I just want to be with you!"- Serena "Connections bring more pain then pleasure." -Nic, Weather the Storm "There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex... People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats." -Elton John "Love, a more fruitless emotion I cannot imagine."- Nic, Song of the Sea "Why do people date before they are sixteen? Where do they go? What do they do? Walk around campus holding hands while the teachers aren’t looking and brag to their friends that they are going out with so and so?"- ME!!!! "For love and Justice, I am Sailor Moon!" -Sailor Moon "I don’t want love. Being forced to be passive, now that is humiliation. I want control."- "I know that you can love me when there is no one left to blame." Guns and Roses, November Rain "When Sue asked Ryan why he didn’t laugh anymore on their dates, Ryan was puzzled. Didn’t Sue say she wanted a serious relationship?"- "In spiders, when the female is done mating with the male she bites his head off and eats him. The left overs are given to the young."- "Damn it! Love is not a weakness! It’s the strongest bond that exists; it can withstand anything if it’s true enough, pure enough. Love is everything."- Duo Maxwell, fanfic.. "I’d have better luck trying to seduce a brick wall."- Duo Maxwell, same story "I hate it when people get offended if s man and a man love each other or a woman and a woman love each other. If love is blind what difference does it make?"-? "Nobody lives life alone; nobody gets to give up. You can try to lock your heart away, but love will come back for you someday."- Nobody "I’ll love you in my own way, the only way I know how. My main concern is your safety, both physical and mental, before my own selfish desires to be a part of your life. I know one of these days I am not going to come back. The best thing I can do is hurt the ones I love know so when that time comes, the loss and pain is cut to a dull pain that can fade. A wound that can heal."- " I love you; I’ll kill you. But I’ll love you forever."- Enigma " When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained. So, if you want to love me then darling, don’t refrain. Or I’ll just end up walking in the cold November rain."- Guns and Roses, November Rain "I long for the touch of your lips dear, but even more for the touch of your whips dear." -Masochism Tango "I thought my heart had learnt its’ lesson. It feels so good when you start out. My head is screaming “Get a grip girl! Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out.”"- Meg, Disney Hercules "Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me."- U2 "If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it."- Bette Midler "No man is worth crying over but when you find him, you will."- Sara Frost "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." * Steven Seagal "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." * Jeff Foxworthy "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: duh." * Conan O'Brien "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west." * Richard Jeni "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." * Paul Rodriguez "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law." * Jerry Seinfeld "Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress . . . But I repeat myself." * Mark Twain "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afganistan." * A. Whitney Brown “Shut up! You know me! Remember?! I was walking downtown that night! You were with your friends at that vile little café. I passed by and you all laughed at me!! Yess?!! Yess?!? You must really know me if you can laugh at me! Funny thing is I had never met you before! Maybe you can let me in on what was so funny!! Do you remember??? HUH??!? HUH!?!?!” – Nny "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." * Roseanne "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." * George Carlin "When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car." * Author Unknown "Beginnings come at random, but endings always have meaning"- Ayumi Hamasaki "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." * Drew Carey "Early to Bed and Early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes" - Mazer Rackham (From "Ender's Game") It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. "As I spend more time with you, I find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'" "If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of Congress?" Face to face with a demon that big, and you poke it in the eye? "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Embrace hard things and your mind will blossom "One of the things I like about being famous is that I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears on being Famous |