Particularly chaming insults Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? Converse with any plankton lately? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Excellent time to become a missing person. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead. I bet your mother has a loud bark! I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving. I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame! I like your approach, now let's see your departure. I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. I'm blonde, what's your excuse? I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter. Never enter a battle of wits unarmed. No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. Talk is cheap, but so are you. The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor? The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died. Too bad stupidity isn't painful. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella. Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name? You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you. You have a speech impediment ... your foot.