'Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?' 'The youngest son,the 20-year old,how old is he?' 'Were u alone or by yourself?' 'How many times have u committed suicide?' Q:'How was your first marriage terminated?' Q:'Doctor ,how many autopsies have u preformed on dead
people?' 'Did he kill u?' Q: 'You say the stairs went down to the basement?' 'And these stairs , did they also go up?' Q:'Mr. Slattery,u went on a rather elaborate
honeymoon,didn't u?' Q:'And u took your new wife?' Q:'So the date of conception of the baby was 8 august?' 'And what were u doing at that time?' Q:She had three children, right? Q:How many were boys? A:None. Q:Were there any girls? 'Was it u or your younger brother who was killed in the war?' Q: Did u recall the time that u examined the body? Q: And Mr. Smith was dead at that time? A:No, he was sittin' at the table wondering why I was doin' the autopsy! 'All your responses must be oral, OK' 'R u qualified to give a urine sample?' 'Can u describe the individual? 'Was this a male or a female?' 'Doctor ,before u performed the autopsy,did u check for the
pulse?' Did u check for the BP?' 'No' 'So then it is possible that the patient was alive when u began the autopsy?' 'No' 'How can u be so sure ,doc?' 'Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar' 'But could the patient still be alive,nevertheless?' 'It is possible that he could be still alive & practicing law somewhere...' 'Were u present when your picture was taken?' 'Is your appearance this morning pursuant to the deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?' |
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