Inside every fat girl is a thin girl. And a lot of chocolate - Terry Pratchett

This page has been accessed by sad people since 8-5-96. Hmm.

I've changed my mind. View this page with Internet Explorer, even if you do hate Microsoft. If you don't have it yet, this page will be best viewed with Ultra Netscape Omni Super Deluxe Version 6.2734 Beta 3.23a (Just you wait and see).

Last updated : 27th June 2000, just some cleaning-up, added a new sound file.

Help me out, fill in my survey form! Find out what other people think about the important issues of life.. Why not also check out the meaning of life? And no, it's not 42. Sorry Douglas.

I just found this sound file surfing the web, it's large (1.2MB) but I promise you, it's one of the funniest things you'll ever hear! Think : Flaming Gerbils

Look, it's an armadillo. Don't ask why, OK?

Here's some stuff to start with :

Visit an abandoned Missile Base without risking radon poisoning

The 50 greatest conspiracies of all time!

Here's a table (look ma, tables!) of all the stuff that's on this site, like not a link to some other one. I guarantee (just don't hold me accountable) that you will not regret following any of the links on this page. They're all hand-picked you see. Stores the freshness.

Proof that Barney is Satanic
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lyrics to "Rubber Duckie"
My photo thingy
The great IRC logs
My philosophy in life
I've got the meaning of life!
A survey of all the important things in life

Want a few of my favourite sites? (This is now the 'Here are some links' bit) Have a ball:

A strange thing has happened. Some people have actually emailed me and told me they actually liked my page. Wow. Hmm if only I could figure out a way to make some money from this. Suggestions anyone?

I'm also a great fan of the Star Wars universe. Check out the newly scanned image of the Millenium Falcon. For a good time, call :




If you're a MIDI freak like me, you'll enjoy the Cantina MIDI file and the oh-so nice TIE Fighter MIDI file :)

There's a lot of noise about how the Internet allows you to get the latest news within minutes of it happening. At least that's the excuse people give to their parents.. *ahem* anyway just try TIME Magazine's Web site of sorts. Enjoy.

Anyone for Calvin & Hobbes? Sad news for all fans, Calvin will no longer be with us in person, but will always always be in our hearts. One of the best sites I've found is Calvin & Hobbes' Magical World



Want to know how to pick a lock in 30 seconds? This guide underlines the basic principles behind lock-picking. No-one is safe... Bwahahaaa

One of the things I've always been fascinated with is IRC bots. Not having the time and/or intelligence to make my own, I 'borrow' a few from this excellent Bot Archive. It also has a link to a guide to making your own botty fellow.

Pssst Have you filled in my survey form?

This page created 31-1-96 and space provided by the ever generous Geocities people.

Hey YOU, yeah you. You want a homepage? Go to Geocities and they'll give you 10 MB's, no (well, maybe a few) questions asked. Such kind people aren't they?

I found Geocities thanks to this great page that lists a whole lot of free stuff on the Net. Click HERE to find out more. It really is quite cool, you should check it out.

Go to Yosemite (My Geocities neighbourhood)

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