EPISODE #101
CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE

This is the first episode in the mini-series of six.

RATING: 9

HOW KENNY DIES: Kenny is shot by the aliens, trampled by cows, and run over by the police before finally dying.

SUMMARY:
Cartman gets an anal probe, and Chef warns the children about "Visitors". The aliens abduct Kyle's little brother Ike, and they leave the school to find him. The aliens installed a 80 ft. sattelite dish in Cartman's butt, which is used for communications. Stan pukes everytime Wendy talks to him. The aliens finally return Ike, but only after killing Kenny.

MEMORABLE QUOTES:

Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

Cartman: Yeah, I want Cheesey Poofs.

Officer Barbady: Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.

Stan: Cartman! There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!

Alien: Sorry, my bad.