EPISODE #101
CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE
This is the first episode in the mini-series of six.
RATING: 9
HOW KENNY DIES: Kenny is shot by the aliens, trampled by cows, and run over by the police before finally dying.
SUMMARY:
Cartman gets an anal probe, and Chef warns the children about "Visitors".
The aliens abduct Kyle's little brother Ike, and they leave the school
to find him. The aliens installed a 80 ft. sattelite dish in Cartman's
butt, which is used for communications. Stan pukes everytime Wendy talks
to him. The aliens finally return Ike, but only after killing Kenny.
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big boned.
Cartman: Yeah, I want Cheesey Poofs.
Officer Barbady: Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
Stan: Cartman! There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!
Alien: Sorry, my bad.