RATING: 8.5

HOW KENNY DIES: After a long chase, Death finally catches up with the kids, and simply touches Kenny, who then falls dead. Kenny does, however, make an after-death appearance as a ghost.

SUMMARY:
Stan's old grandpa comes to Stan's house for his birthday. He really wants to die but is too weak to kill himself. He is constantly asking Stan to help kill him, but Stan refuses. The kids are watching a show called "Terrence and Phillip" and their parents go to the TV station to protest and get it taken off the air. When Grandpa finally convinces Stan to kill him, Death itself shows up, and goes not after Grandpa, but instead after the kids. After a long chase, he finally touches Kenny and kills him.

MEMORABLE QUOTES:

Mr. Garrison: I'm not going to touch that with a 20 foot pole.

Chef: I dont want to touch that with a 40 foot pole.

Jesus: I'm not touching that with a 60 foot pole.

Cartman: It seems like about every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it.

Grandpa: (In trying to piss of Cartman) Me and your mother got it on, then I dug up your great grandmother, and had my way with her too. I did your dad last night too fatass.

Stan: Dammit! You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV, and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids lives, this world would be a much better place
Kyle: Yeah, I think that parents only get so educated about television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Kenny: Well what I think.....
Kyle: Totally dude.
Stan: Good point man.