FROM: Jeff Stevenson
Subject: CRAPPY CRAP CRAP
Msg. Body:
Need I say more? Your page is possiable THE stupidest I have ever seen!
Not kidding. Is there anything in your life that is NOT centered around
southpark? CRAPPY CRAP CRAP!!!!!!! I can't believe you actually spent 5
HOURS downloading a Southpark episode! I mock you! Naturally, I would assume
that your head is filled with bugs! You could have such an interesting
page if you just put something else in it! Southpark is not the end of
the world! Doesn't it even bother you a little how much cuss words and
other vulgar things Southpark talks about? Until now, I had thought you
might be a normal, decent person, but I was SOOOOO wrong! If you don't
remember anything else, remember this...your page is moronic and needs
MUCH help. First, fix the pictures that don't show up. Second, put something
non Southpark related in it. Finally, I wouldn't show that page to anyone
else until it got fixed up, if I were you. THE END!
Dear Jeff,
My life is not centered around South Park, only my homepage. Crappy crap
crap huh? Nice wording. I spend five hours downloading it. Hmm. Well I
set it on download and went to sleep, I don't think thats the same as sitting
there staring at a blank screen for 5 hours waiting for it to finish. My
head is indeed filled with bugs. Why would it bother me if these paper
cartoon characters swear? All picture show up. A South Park Homepage with
non South Park stuff in it? Nah, I don't like it when I go to other
people's pages looking for one thing and they are about another. South
Park is two words. And last, from the way you talk I doubt that you have
ever even seen the show. You don't even know the title...
Love,
Blid