You Know You're in MONTANA ..........
- If you are passed when you are driving seventy five.
- If the Rodeo is the social event of the year.
- If you hear North Dakota jokes.
- If the pickup trucks all have two rifles and two big dogs.
- If people you don't know smile and say Howdy.
- If the bumper stickers are about guns, horses or chewing tobacco.
- If the only people wearing white shirts are out of town Lawyers
- If you don't understand why people think there is a shortage of trees for those d___ owls.
- If you get arrested for shooting the grizzly that ate your aunt Minnie
- If your school bus eats hay
- If you are considered a high academic achiever because you completed the hunter safety course
- If the weather changes every 5 minutes!
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Please send me your "IF" line to add to this list.
Last updated 5/16/97