Algebra I Mid Term Exam

Ebonics Version


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-Make sho you be puttin yo name on da uppe right hand cone-a.
-Don't be axing no dumbass questions an keep yo shifty mothafuckin eyes on yo own sorryass papers.


Number I.(25%)

Elon and Tyrell bote want to hook up fo lunch. Elon's crib be 5 blocks up from Tyrell. If Elon leave at 10:30 bookin bout 3 mile per hour while Tyrell, who have one coolass bike, ain't bookin till I 1:00 zoomin bout 20 mile per hour, what time be Elon axing Tyrell for a bite of fiied chicken?

Number 2.(25%)

Yolanda, she be 11 years older than her daughter Carinda. Carinda have a bitch Carmel who haf her age. In how many years be Carmel haf as old as that uglyass ho Yolanda?

Number 3.(40%)

If Leroy axes Marvin fo 10 gram of 60% coke an Marvin ain't not got nothing but 8 gram of 80% and some ol 20% shit, how much of the cheap stuff be Marvin mixing up so Leroy can go off the hizzie?

Number 4.(10%)

Lenwood and Keshawn jus lifted one gross of basketballs offa Kmart. If m'main man Lenwood can dunk foe moe balls per minute than Keshawn, how long be the homies slammin and jammin foe they be needin sum mo balls to play wif?


Extra Credit:

Which number, A or B be bigger? Make sho you shows all yo work.

A. The total number of hos Wilt Chamberlain and B.B. King be sleeping wif.

B. The number of yards OJ done ran in his best season timeses the number a cuts he be putting in that nogood honkey bitch Nicole afta catchin her wif a guy what ain't got no goddam mothafuckin rights be ridin roun wif OJs car.

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