Compatible with Ebonics 3.x, Valley 5.0, Slang Ver. 16, and Standard English.
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• 5-point = adj/adv : extreme, super, delightful; with poise.
  "The concert I took in a fortnight ago, was 5-point."

• aweless = adj/adv : great, stupendous, wonderful.
  "That burrito was not awful, it was aweless!"

• biscuit = n : male champion, warrior. Biscuits
  "Gold medal winners are biscuits."

• chaulk = v/adj : to throw away; done with, below standards. Chaulked, chaulking, chaulkiness.
  "That vehicle possesses chaulkiness."

• cloth = n : female. Cloths.
  "Those are some 5-point cloths."

• communist = adj/n : undefined, illogical, confusing; one who is illogical.
  "You want to jump of a bridge with no parachute? What are you, communist?"

• five-nine = adj : superb, superior to 5-point, perfect.
  "Star Wars is a five-nine movie."

• flambiguous = adj : flambouyant and ambiguous simultaneously. Flambiguousness, flambiguouity.
  "An economy car modified to perform like a sports car is flambiguous."

• friction = adj/n : attractive; wealth, a well state of being.
  "My cloth and I have friction." (Refer to definition of cloth)

• hill = adj/n : as in fast or slow, defining speed; ego.
  "That race car runs hill down the straight."

• jiffi = adj/adv : unique, interesting, pleasant to the eye, opposite of rusty; the act of being interesting, pleasing to the eye. Jiffiness, jiffily.
  "That friction cloth walks jiffily."

• propagate = n/v : clear communication; the act of communicating. Propagation, propagated, propagating.
  "The biscuit and the cloth engaged in propagation."

• reel = v : to take, to claim, to claim as ones own, to claim ownership. Reeled, reeling, reels, reelen (taken).
  "That cloth is reelen by that biscuit."

• rusty = adj/v : uncouth, vile, grotesque, close minded, opposite of jiffi; being uncouth, being rusty. Rusted, rusting.
  "They chaulked him, because he was rusty."

• schmlog = v : to roll in a back and forth manner. Schmlogged, schmlogging, schmlought.
  "The car schmlogged to get out of the mud."

• sinusoidal = adj/adv : possessing perfection. Sinusoidaly.
  "He had a sinusoidal record of straight A's at his school."

• skank = v : to take without permission. Skanked, skanking.
  "It is illegal to skank things from people."

• surloin = adj/n : tasty; as in a delicious edible substance.
  "Baja Fresh is a surloin place."

• XJ-1000 = n/adj : prototype, archtype; possessing a characterization, symbol, or resemblance of a prototype or a prototype thereof.
  "In the late 1980's, the F-117 stealth fighter would have been considered XJ-1000."

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