Lil' Shey-Ray is at schoo. Da man be tellin' him to write him some sentences wid da words he gives 'em.

1. RECTUM
"I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum."

2. HOTEL
"I gave my girl da crabs, and the hotel everybody."

3. ODYSSEY
"I told my bro, you odyssey the tits on this ho."

4. STAIN
"My mutha-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner."

5. SELDOM
"My cousin gave me two tickets to the clippers game, so I seldom cuz I likes the lakers better."

6. PENIS
"I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis."

7. CATACOMB
"Don King was at the fight the other night, man, somebody give that catacomb."

8. FORCLOSE
"If I pay this this trafic ticket, I'll have no money forclose."

9. UNDERMINE
"There's a fine lookin' ho livin' in the apartment undermine."

10. TRIPOLI
"I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no tripoli."

11. DISAPPOINTMENT
"My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the pin."

12. INCOME
"I just got in bed wit da ho and income my wife."

13. HONOR
"At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who B honor first?"

14. FORTIFY
"I axed da ho how much for the night, and she say fortify."

15. ISRAEL
"Javier tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man, that looks fake, he said, no israel."

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