A little humor for you: George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical
devices which increase sexual arousal in women.
Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting
a new flagpole on a condemned building."