Pirate Yoshi
Name: Pirate Yoshi

Position on Staff: Website owner/creator

Alternate Identity: Yoshi 6

Past Projects: Yoshi's Island, Donkey Kong's Treehouse

Currently Working On: The Prine of Siberia: The Sands of Pleasure (feature film)

Height: 9 feet, 11 inches

Weight: -47 lbs.

Occupations/hobbies: Playing video games (of course), writing/directing films, the occasional tennis match, and watching kung fu movies.

Favorite system: SNES, GCN

Favorite games:
#1: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
#2: Super Smash Brothers/ Super Smash Brothers Melee
#3: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
#4: Time Splitters: Future Perfect
#5: Animal Crossing

Favorite celebrities: Jackie Chan, Rowan Atkinson

Favorite movies: #1: Raiders of the Lost Ark
                           #2: Van Helsing
                           #3: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Favorite Nintendo music: Dream Fountain~SSBM   Eternal Struggle~Soul Calibur 2, Brave Sword, Braver Soul~Soul Calibur 2, Like A Robot Instrumental~TS:FP, Credits~Viewtiful Joe

Favorite non-Nintendo music: Van Helsing score (Alan Silvestri), Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit score (Hans Zimmer)

Favorite Nintendo character:
Yoshi

Favorite non-Nintendo character
: Bomberman or Viewtiful Joe/Captain Blue

Suggested Smash Bros. character
: SMITHY, BABY! Guru-guru would make an awesome character, too.

Favorite Nintendo Quotes
:

"I'm burning...seething...never have I been so wronged! It is time! I will show you my true form...I shall teach you respect! And I shall have my revenge!" ~Smithy, SMRPG

" 'Like the Moon Over the Day, my Genious and Brawn are Lost on these Fools' ~Haiku" ~Bowser, SMRPG

"You look DELICIOUS! But how do you taste? Ugh! REPULSIVE!" ~Belome swallowing Bowser, SMRPG

"Grasshopper, do you not think it is rude to stand on my dining table?" ~Frog Fuscious, SMRPG

"Ugh...heh heh...
..the wind....
...it is blowing...." ~Ganondorf, Wind Waker

"So, you're still among the living, eh, Peepee?" ~Cesar, Animal Crossing (like that nickname?)

"Henshin a go-go, baby!" ~Joe, Viewtiful Joe

"Thank you, Mario.  But our princess is in another castle!" ~Toad, Super Mario Brothers

"It's a secret to everyone!" ~old guy, The Legend of Zelda

"Pizza time!" ~narrator (?), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time

"Whaaat, are you-a my CADDY?!" ~Wario, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

"That's enough to wake the GODS!" ~Worm, Worms 3D

"Have you even held a SWORD BEFORE?!" ~Worm, Worms 3D

"THOR IS ANGERED!" ~Worm, Worms 3D

"Club youuu!" ~Houngan, Clay Fighter 63 1/3

"Chill out, man!" ~Icky Bod Clay, Clay Fighter 63 1/3

"Dum de dummmm...." ~Prince Tricky, Star Fox Adventures

"Black Shadow...I'll show you!  You'll NEVER beat me!" ~Captain Falcon, F-Zero GX

"YOU DID IT AGAIN, FOX!" ~General Pepper, Star Fox Adventures

"Yeahhhh." ~Sargent Cortez, Time Splitters 2

"I'm meltiiiing!" ~Snow Man, Time Splitters 2

"How high can you get?" ~Intro, Donkey Kong

"I AM ERROR." ~Error, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

"Don't get too excited, Pops, you'll throw out your back again."  ~Joe, Viewtiful Joe 2

"What are you talking about, muchacho?  I do not rent this ship for pleasure cruises!" ~Cortez, Paper Mario 2

"It's time to split!" ~Sergeant Cortez, Time Splitters: Future Perfect

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH~!" ~Raving Rabbid, Rayman Raving Rabbids



Least Favorite Nintendo Quotes
:

"That performance is not suitable for agents of your stature." ~M, 007: Everything or Nothing

"Say the word...HENSHIN!"  ~Captain Blue, Viewtiful Joe

"Game...over..." ~Narrator, Super Smash Brothers Melee

"I'm not DOING IT!" ~Prince Tricky, Star Fox Adventures

"I'm on a RAAM-PAGE!" ~T. Wrecks, Cel Damage

"Surely the mighty Falcon can't back down from a challenge, now, can he?!" ~Samurai Goroh, F-Zero GX

"Time to get outa here." ~Sargent Cortez, Time Splitters 2