Latin America Map

Below, you will find help for geography, plus a nice idea of the main things you should know. For a review of the five stages
of Latin America, go here

I dedicate this, the best work I ever did in a few hours, to myself. Plus to everyone else who needs it. That would be everyone, excluding zero period, to whom I must apologize for not getting around to this sooner. Anywyay, I think we only need to know the countries that we studied in some semblance of detail, but I included them all for the fun of it. Plus Canada.

1- Canada
What's going on, eh? Nothing in Canada.

2- The United States of America
Bad boy nation of the Americas, which used its CIA to centralize the world under the intelligence of capitalism (association).

3- Mexico
Diaz caused the Mexicans to start a revolution (known as the Mexican Revolution), which lasted for many leaders. Refer to your Mexico packet, or ask MK for his. In general:

  • Porfirio Díaz
  • Francisco I. Madero
  • Emiliano Zapata
  • Victoriano Huerta
  • Pancho Villa
  • Venustiano Carranza
  • Alvaro Obregón
  • Plutarco Elías Calles
  • Lázaro Cárdenas
  • Constitutionalist Army
  • Plan of Guadalupe
  • Plan of Ayala
  • Where Castro met Guevara

4- Cuba
Known for its cigars and parties since 1900 (and until 1959).

  • Jose Marti
  • General Valeriano Weyler
  • Platt Amendment
  • Guantanamo Bay
  • Cuban Sugar Tariff
  • Batista
  • July 26th Movement
  • Fidel and Raul Castro
  • Landing site of the Granma
  • Agrarian Reform Law
  • Bay of Pigs
  • Cuban Missile Crisis
5- Guatemala
Looks like a grenade. Home of the first CIA-sponsored coup.
  • United Fruit Company
  • Ubico
  • Arbenz
  • Operation Success
  • Location where the U.S. trained revolutionary exiles

6- Belize
Sounds like feliz.

7- Honduras
Nobody cares about Honduras

8- El Salvador
The Saviator.

9- Nicaragua
Into the quicksand of Sandinistaville.

  • William Walker
  • Somozas
  • FSLN
  • Sandistas
  • Contras
  • Boland Amendment
  • Iran-Contra Scandal

10- Costa Rica
Rich Coast.

11- Panama
Gateway to the Carribean.

  • French engineering failure
  • Panama Canal
  • Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty
  • School of the Americas
  • Noriega
  • Lots of drugs

12- Bahamas
Forget the Bahamas.

13- Jamaica
They have a bobsled team.

14- Haiti
Has a chip out of it in the shape of a hat.

15- Dominican Republic
Republic of Dominicans. Haiti's siamese twin.

16- Puerto Rico
Rich port. Since it's so rich, it can afford a better view of the ocean.

17- Colombia
Gateway of South America and cocaine.

18- Venezuela
Looks like a Russian "V".

19- Guyana
Looks like a guy. Or not. Actually, it looks like a boxer wearing a dress.

20- Suriname
These guys speak Dutch.

21- French Guiana
French are inferior, so their Guyana is smaller. Plus, it's spelled wrong.

22- Ecuador
Equator. All the Colombian drug lords migrate south every winter to visit the equator.

23- Peru
They have llamas.

24- Brazil
Home to the Amazons and rainforests.

25- Bolivia
The kidney of South America.

  • Where Che Guevara was killed.

26- Chile
May or may not be the home of chile.

  • Relied first on nitrate, then copper
  • FRAP
  • Christian Democrat party
  • Eduardo Frei
  • Antonio Zamero
  • Salvador Allende
  • UP (Unidad Popular)
  • General Rene Scheider's kidnapping
  • "invisible blockade" in World Bank by US
  • MRI (Movement of the Revolutionary Left)
  • Pinochet
  • Orlando Letelier (Chilean ambassador) killed
  • "the disappeared"

27- Paraguay
Looks like a "P" if you're insane and read alot.

28- Argentina
Don't cry for me, Peterson. Not that you would anyway.

  • Birthplace of Che Guevara

29- Uraguay
The kidney stone of South America.