| The Basics |
| My hobbies include |
| "Around here, this is what passes for reality" -Lulluby Chuck Palaniuk |
| Because this page was so fatally boring, I decided to replace nearly all the boring information about myself with a baby hippopatamus drinking a bottle of milk. |
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| I chose to leave this next part because of the shweet links to other things that do, in fact, amuse me. |
| glueing shit to other shit. |