| ~*Homowner of The Week*~ |
| That's right! It's the prestigious |
| Award! |
| Our previous Homowner of the week has been dismissed due to inexcusable conduct. Following an annonymous tip off I recently discovered that she is a confirmed and irrefutable relation of a certain "Jon Claire", my arch nemesis. By blood! So congratulations to our replacement Homowner: Lailah! |
| Lailah was nominated for this esteemed position by none other than my own sweet sister, Elleh. She had this to say: "I am nominating Princess Lailah for Homowner of the week. She is great, she has an odd hug and she saw NFG with me and got Jordan Pundik's towel. She also claims to have the same eyeshadow as me." So there you have it. Who else do you know who features in a Blink song? Lailah is a dude, and truly deserving of the title of "Homowner Of The Week". |
| If you'd like to be homowner of the week, send all your money in an unmarked envelomope to me, at my house, together with a picture of you homowning and an explaination of why you think you should be ~*HOMOWNER OF THE WEEK*~ |
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