DEAD PIGEON PAGE

Good lord this is sick. Thake me BACK to where I came from!

This page is devoted to the stuff that I just think is cool. Like this sweet dead pigeon that I found on Hastings beach. I love this dead pigeon. I wanted to pick him up and take him home with me to pin on my wall, but he was all wet and I had to go to work. I wonder where his tiny decomposing corpse is now. *sigh*. I love you pigeon cadaver, wherever you may be. Maybe he got washed out to sea and eaten by a shark! sweeeeeeeeet!

Ninjas are VERY kewl. Kittens are not kewl. Masturbation is WRONG. This picture sums it aaaallll up. Also click the picture. I've cunningly linked it to a very kewl page all about NINJAS! because Ninjas iz super sweet. DEATH TO THE KITTENS! DEATH TO THE KITTENS! DEATH TO THE KITTENS! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!

I am aware that this page is in severe danger of becoming overly cat-orientated, but I HATE cats, and seeing cats suffer has got to be one of my favourite passtimes. Clickie the kitties for some of the most hilarious cat-suffering-related sites ever ever.

Tubcat. an obese kittie that reminds me of me.

catenema.com. yes, it is what it sounds like. ANGRY CAT! ANGRY CAT!

GNOME TIME!

Die screaming with sharp things in your head. A site for those of us who really hate gnomes. Gnomes like Marcus. I really really hate Marcus. He's an obnoxious little twat.

Free the Gnomes! Welcome to Vive Le Gnome Libre! this is a site for those homowners who like gnomes. Also it warns of a serious threat to Homowners, so it's very relevant.