The people who tolerate my  presence.

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In this life, it is nearly impossible to live entirely alone. People will invariabley attach themselves to you in one way or anthother, whether you want them to or not. This page is devoted to those people I have attached myself to, with varying degrees of success. Not all of them are entirely human. Not all of them will be tolerating my presence much longer. Especially when they see what I've been writing about them and putting on the internet for the world to see. Nevermind though. I hate these people less than I hate everyone else.

You may or may not notice that this page is almost entirely blank. This is due almost entirely to the fact that I have no friends, but also partially due to the fact that I don't have my film developed yet. soon, soon my pretties, this page will be covered in homowners from top to bottom, with much interesting things about all of said homowners. Also there is a picture of Marcus and Luke to feast your eyes upon. Be brave. Look at their website by clicking on the picture or the writing. They are Homowners, true Homowners, and I am very proud.

marcus and luke (make a really lovely couple ........)

Atkins and Jon from behind. Walking. In Amsterdam. In a red light district.

My friend Atkins is very beautiful even when she is very drunk.

Argh! get me the hell out of here! (back to homepage)

RENT THIS SPACE!

I love my mate Nat from work cuz she writes kewl things like this about me and is one of the kewlist homowners I know. Soon I will put pictures of Nat and all my other colleagues up here.