Kelvin was big pimpin and downin a 40 when he saw a hooker and threw the bottle at her, SFD was there and he blamed it on me because he doesnt like me too much so I went to jail and had to wash a toliet with a toothbrush.

Amber got drunk and bought a Thai hooker and shot her in the face and blamed it on SFD because she hates me and I went to jail because I am a sailor and I had to eat rolly polly fish heads.

Julie smokes crack with her dog and hates SFD and ran me down with a big Canadian logger truck and shot me up with an 8 ball because she learned that in nursin school.

Lissa`s knee hurts because she ran into her coffee table trying to give Satan a blow job and then pulled out a RPG and shot SFD because she dont like me anymore and threw my body in a dumpster behind a casino on seafood buffet night.