PRAY TO THE CHURCH OF THE HAPPY SHOPPER, YOUR SINS WILL BE FORGIVEN

In the hours of resreach I have been doing for this website ive come across some very interesting facts which give HAPPY SHOPPER some religious significance.....

1. If you go to www.yell.co.uk (The Yellow Pages) and look up Happy Shopper in the UK you get 42 positive matches. So what i hear you say? But you fools dont you understand, 42 is the answer to all the questions in the world. It is the meaning of life. Therefore there always has to be 42 Happy Shopper shops in the uk.

2. Happy Shopper is owned by Booker cash and carry (www.booker.co.uk). The term booker comes from the book of revelations, chapter 7, verse, 1-3 "And lo, when Jesus was faced with the feeding of the 5000, armed with only 3 fishes and 5 loaves of bread, he quickly popped down to his local Happy Shopper to get some ketchup, fig rolls and chilli con carne sauce 'that should keep the wolf from the door' he quoted as he got 5 shekels change from the friendly shop owner"

3. The original orange colour of happy shopper is said to the be same swaddling clothes as the baby jesus had when born in that stable. Rumour has it that the gift from the three kings were not gold, frankincence and myhrr, but Happy shopper beans, happy shopper pink wafers, and happy shopper heavy duty kitchen roll, although these are unconfirmed.

4. Recently discovered evidence of the 11th commandment : "thou shall not waste money on named brands where one pays for a name rather than quality, thou shall choose the happy shopper brand as a perfect example of taste and quality" next to the shroud of turin and part of the original cruicifx give further evidence that Happy shopper is definitly a divine intervention.

Well this is just an example of evidence of the link which come from the trusted source of my imagination. There is a link, look at the facts and you will see it for yourself!